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Edit: GOOD NEWS BOYS AND GIRLS! RH WON A FANNIE! So in honor of that I've posted something SPECIAL for you! (On AO3)
(That Night)
Rockwaller Industries Lobby
~Sara~
'Why am I doing this again?' Sara questioned herself as she exited the limo that Hench had sent.
"*Click* Shego, you read me?" Falsetto's voice emitted from the earplug in her left ear.
Sara flinched at the high pitched voice echoing in her ear.'Damn' She whips a cellphone out, making it look like she was talking on it, "What is it, Jones?"
In a perfect mimic of her voice, he replies "What's wrong, Shego?"
Sara took a step closer to the front of the line, "I'm not in the mood for your little games Falsetto..."
"*Sigh* What happened to you, Shego? You use to be fun..."
"Life happened, Falsetto, life happened..."
~Kim~
'GOD, yet another party...'
Kim steps back from the podium, some local official steps up and starts talking and Kim drifts off.
'After this windbag's done, thirty minutes of mooching with the crowd, and then I'll have the rest of the night plotting out my patrol paths."
Kim's eyes started drifting over the crowd, picking out and identified the emotions of various people.
'Bored, bored, horny, asleep, bored, bored, stoned...' Kim squinted closer at the judge, 'Ok, high as FUCK...'
The sudden clapping jarred Kim from her daydreams.
'*Sigh* Thirty minutes and counting...'
~Sara~
"Sara Go?"
Sara turned, "Hmn?"
A one-eyed woman walked up to her, Sara started, "Captain Director?"
She laughs, "It's Commissioner Director now, Sara... How have you been? The last time I saw you, it was..."
Sara smiled sadly, "...Was at Henry's funeral..."
"Excuse me..."
A blonde in a off the shoulder white dress carrying two drink flutes stepped next to Comm. Director, "... But I hope you aren't trying to steal my date?"
Sara hugs the blonde, "VIVIAN! It's so good to see you!"
~Kim~
"...And that's why I don't let Bruce drive my cars anymore!" The men surrounding her laugh as a waiter passes with a tray of finger-foods.
"Now gentlemen, excuse me. I just saw someone I really must speak to..." Kim stepped back and around the group of men.
One of them piped up, "Have fun." and leered at her.
'Pig' "I plan to..." Kim replied with a wink and a laugh.
'Twenty one minutes, thirty seven seconds and counting...'
'The tigress stalks her prey, closer and closer...'
Kim closes in on her target, a waiter with bacon quiche as her stomach growled.
'Soon, your bacony goodness will be mine!'
Just as she reached out to grab one... "Miss Wayne!"
'Damnit!'
Kim turned around, a smile on her face, "Mayor Smarty..."
"Please..." He smiled back, "...call me Martin..."
Kim nods, "Then please, call me Kim."
"Kim." His smile grew larger, "There's a few people I'd like you to meet."
'*sigh* Ten minutes, eighteen seconds...'
~Sara~
"... and then she shows up three hours late, dirty and smelling like someone's dumped a bottle of liquified trash on her... But..." Vivian smiled at the one eyed woman standing beside her, "...She holding the biggest bundle of white lilies and two boxes of my favorite chocolate..."
Betty blushes as Sara chuckles at her, "W-well I had to make it up to you somehow, Viv..."
From behind Sara a joyful voice echoed, "...And this is our Police Commissioner, Bethany Director, Vivian Porter, head of Porter Robotics, and... I'm sorry, Dear... May I ask your name?"
"Sara..." She turns around and... became completely gobsmacked, because there is the woman that she had came to speak to... Kim Possible-Wayne. Sara had never enjoyed Butchs but she... She was gorgeous. Standing there in a fitted tux, short hair slicked back. Masculine but still feminine... Being a redhead was a huge plus.
'My GOD, she's...'
'...GORGEOUS!'
Was Kim's only thought, the mental clock in her head forgotten.
The woman 'No, Sara' was just that gorgeous, her porcelain skin and long dark brown, almost black hair highlighted by the forest green dress she was wearing. Her dark green eyes so much like hers were wide.
Kim took Sara's 'Such a beautiful name...' hand and pressed a kiss to it, "It's lovely to meet you, Mrs...?"
"Gah..."
Kim smiled at Sara's slack-jawed expression, "Sara Gah? That's a unusual last name..."
Sara shakes her head 'Wake UP Sara' "Go, my name is Sara Go..."
"Sara Go? That's a lovely name..."
Sara blushes, 'God damn it, GET IT TOGETHER SARA! She's a mark, nothing else...'
"I'm Kim Possible," Kim gestures to the party, "... This is my little shindig..."
The string quartet close by starts play just as a alarm starts beeping in Kim's head, 'Zero minutes, zero seconds, half hour's OVER, you can LEAVE!'
...Which Kim promptly ignores, she offers Sara a hand.
"Would you care to dance?"
Sara looks at it, tempted just to say 'Fuck you' to the woman throwing her so badly off her game and run off screaming into the night...
*Shego, I just need a little bit more* comes crackling over her earpiece, reminding her why she was here.
Sara takes the offered hand, "I'd love to..."
AN: Alright, ALRIGHT! I'll give you guys one(1) more chapter and that's IT!
You know what? I won't give you guys a whole chapter, I'll give you a half a chapter so THERE! :-p
NOW, stop sending me threatening PMs for more chapters or I'll send out ma attack turtles!
Drago OUT!
PS: if you guys want an idea what I based Kim's and Sara's clothes on head to ma AO3 site. It has the picture I based their clothes there...
