dez pov
mei wife trish wus waking done tha satairs.
wen i herd a cresh.
boooomshakalalakalaabambamacresssssh!
trish is en trebble!
trish po
i fell down stas.
snd omg!
i wus helding the neu baby!
smithadollis!
i tink mei stommuch fell off1!
smithadollis pe3huqiy5
mei fat fat fat fat fat fat fat obese muther wus carieng mei downstar%$
thin i fell of mei obese momis erms and strait ownto tha cold herd grond!
OH!
OH!
trebble tewblle trubble!
OH!
OOOH!
treinbel!
lilystar0x pov
dez arived 2 tha hosptiel cairying his obese wief and kneerly ded dauteer smithadollis.
''nerse! i kneed a nerse!'' dez yelded.
the sk1n as a nerse dotctor with fees said.
''dez *insert last neme her* im sory to sei but ur daters is ded.''
dez jaw dripped.
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