trishs poc34823

''dew u. trish de la rosa julio ricardo remeraz. take dales frum seesin 1 to bee ur lawlful hedded husbend?'' the wedding gui aksd.

''i dew!'' i sed.

''and dew u. dales kell fone acksessori kart gui frum seesin 1 take trish de la rosa juli ricardo remeraz to be ur lawlful hedded wify?'' the wedding gui aksd.

''i...'' dales stald.

whut tha hek wus he dewin!?

''i...!'' dales sweted sew moch thet h is pits wur swety.

whut wus hapening?!

''i...gota go. i jus reelised thet i knevr got ovr ally dawnson.''

tha hole wedding peeples gaspid et tha same tyme.

i did two.

i lukd ovr ally hoo wus blushing liek s he shod up two skoll in hur onderware.

''d d d dales...r u saeng thet u liekd me all this tyme?'' ally sed liek a dumbo!

dales knodded his pufictly sirkle shaipd hed.

i maid a mad fase!

i culdent beleeve thet mi man wus faleng fur mi best frend!

i wentd to skreem!

''ally wil u go stedy wit mi?'' dales sed krying.

ally kryed two.

''ov curs dales! i luv u.'' ally sed.

then thei cissed jus liek thet!

at mei frikin weding!

rite thet moemint i got sewwww maaddd!

i yenkd allys hed a part frum daleses and poold hur two tha grownd.

''oooooooowW!'' ally screemd.

thn i did mi best move.

i jumpd rite on tha skine gurl.

''rah rah rah! errr oooh eeheheheheeheeeee!'' i screemd and kikd allys face.

the ambwolince kame end tok thu remanes of ally two tha hopital.

i for won tho got sint to jell.

''noooooo u dunt onedr stand i have 8 khildrin!'' i kryd.

end tha werst ov it all wus det dales didn mov a mussel!

i em o gled i desided knot two merri him.

tha cops thru mi intwo theyre kar.

thin i tuk a mug shot.

thin i wus thrun intwo mi cell.

i wus shokked thet tha kops culd thro mei liek thet.

im so fat i kneed help getin owt ov mi chare!

''alrite fatti ima hava dew this!'' sed cop mikeal.

he had a raisor in his hend.

reddy two get rid of mi lushes lox.

won raise and boom!1

baby.

woo.

all mi hare wus gone1!

i lukd lik a fat i meen obese baby wiff two much maikup!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

lilystar0x: hay guiseeee thet wus a long breek lmmfao! umm sooo im sew poplar cus evn tho i dont udate fur two munths i stil git reveews liek im jus tha best riter on here liek that or naahh?! byersssss! haters maek me potater!