Voldemort was bored one day. Just like Harry Potter was bored when he put on the Millennium Puzzle, except Voldemort didn't know anything about that, yet. But he did find his own triangle shaped pendant. It was blue, or at least he thought it was blue…he was color blind, so he didn't know. He put it on.
'FINALLY! I thought nobody would put the damn pendant on!' he heard a voice inside his head. But he was the Great and All Powerful Lord Voldemort, and the Great and All Powerful Lord Voldemort…sorry, I gotta stop here and laugh some more. I accidentally put in Voldemrot before I corrected it. Sorry, I'll continue now…and the Great and All Powerful Lord Voldemort did not hear voices in his head.
Until now. The voice, who introduced himself as Anubis, was the most annoying thing on the planet, and wouldn't stop talking…kinda like the authoress' little brother
'You know, ignoring me is only gonna make it worse.'
'What's up with the snake and the hissing and stuff?'
'Dude! Who designed their cloths?' (about the Death Eaters)
'You need to get some jackals to liven up the place, you know?'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
'Little Bo Peep has lost her Sheep, and doesn't know where to find them.'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
This was getting a little annoying.
'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
'The itsy bitsy spider, went up the water spout.'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
Now, this was getting a lot annoying.
'Hey, Diddle Diddle. The Cat and the Fiddle.'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
And now Voldemort has had enough.
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.'
"ENOUGH!" Voldemort screamed out at a Death Eaters meeting. All the Death Eaters looked at him strangely.
"GET OUT!" Voldemort was screaming at Anubis. Well, Anubis didn't leave, but the Death Eaters sure did. And pretty damn fast too.
And all this time, Voldemort never realized that had he just taken off the triangle shaped pendant he had found, the voice would go away.
Then again, the authoress has no plans to make Voldemort that smart.