Snape glared at the package in front of him. It said 'From A Friend'. He didn't have any friends. At least not any that he wanted packages from. He opened the package carefully, and pulled out a set of scales and a cross like object that he vaguely recognized as an Egyptian ankh. Three spirits appeared in the sitting room. One trying to kill the other two.
"DIE DAMMIT DIE!" the one yelled, before catching sight of Snape and standing up straight, "I am Shadi."
"And you two are?" Snape asked the two Shadi had been trying to kill.
"I'm Para."
"And I'm Dox."
"It's nice to meet you."
"Mr. Sexy Fox."
"Now you see why I'm trying to kill them," Shadi said, as Snape's eye twitched, "That's the only greeting they can think of after a thousand or so years."
"DIE!" Snape yelled, lunging at Para and Dox. Not even a second later, Shadi had joined in on the Paradox Killing Spree (PKS for short).
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"What is this?" Trelawney asked, eyeing the package, "The crystal ball didn't say anything about this." She opened the package to find a necklace. She put it on.
'You realize that crystal balls are only used by frauds right,' said a voice in her head.
"THEY ARE NOT!"
'Are too.'
"ARE NOT."
'Are too.'
"ARE NOT."
'Are too.'
"ARE NOT."
'Are too.'
"ARE NOT."
'Are too.'
"ARE NOT."
'Are too.'
"ARE NOT."
'Are too.'
"Who the hell are you anyway?"
'Isis.'
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I love Para and Dox's little rhyme, don't you? I suck at rhyming so unless I get some good ones in reviews, expect crappy ones from me.
Rune