heloooooo ;) roji here

I am thinking that after this, I shall do a Harry Potter and Fairy Tail crossover, or a few one shots before that, I also have an idea brewing in my mind... *evil laugh* see light yagami

Love you all, and thank you again, The Gray and Cana special chapter will come soon...

Diclaimer: I do NOT own Fairy Tail!

Also, I want to give a shout out to my best friend, Thanh-vy, for wanting me to write a french Jerza fic, and being a good sport when she found out from me that NaLu was the biggest shipped couple in Fairy Tail ;)

WHEN WE WERE KIDS

CHAPTER 4

We arrived at the girls toilets, and entered the room. It smellt clean, wich was a relief. It looked more like a dressing room than a toilet. A sofa type thing decorated the middle of the room, and chairs lined the other side. I spotted Cana, who was with another girl, with blue hair, except her's was curly, a girl with green hair, and one with brown hair.

"Lucy, Levy, come and join us, we're playing some poker."

"Hi Cana. Weren't you at the table just now?"

"Yeah, but I came here. Problem?"

"No,no..." She must have a shortcut, I thought. They sat in a circle on the sofa thing.

"Lucy, this is Juvia." She said, pointing to the girl with blue hair.

"Hi, Juvia...I've heard that name before. Oh yeah, aren't you and Gray a couple?"

"Yes, and he's mine, so don't get yourself any ideas."

"Wasn't planning on it."

"And this here is Bisca." She said showing the girl with green hair.

"Howdy."

"Hi."

"That's Evergreen." Cana continued.

"Hi there, newbie."

"Um.. hello." I offered, surprised at her intimidating stare. The bell rang and we got up to go to class. We arrived in front, and Erza grabbed my arm, catching me before going into the room. "Lucy, wait out here a second, I'll need to introduce you to the teacher."

"Oh, are you the class president?"

"Yes." She said, tapping the badge on her jacket. The students inside settled down. A teacher walked up the hallway, and saw us waiting in front. She was very pretty, and had long brown hair that came down to her lower back. Young for a teacher.

"Hello, miss Ultear." Erza said. Miss Ultear... "Erza, hello, but why aren't you in class?"

"I was told to intoduce you too the new student miss."

"New student?"

"Yes miss. This is Lucy."

"Hello Lucy, nice to meet you."

"Likewise miss." I said, being the most polite as possible, it was so tiring...The teacher pulled me in the classroom, up to where her desk was.

"Hello everyone. Today, we have a new student. This is Lucy." A saw faces I recognised, but I still hadn't met a lot of people there. I heard a cat-call from somewhere in the room, and menatlly rolled my eyes. There was a bang, and in the middle of the corridor, a boy fell off his seat, pushed by someone. I looked closer, to see that the boy was Gray, and he was sitting next to, well had been sitting next to Natsu. Fire and ice struck again...

"Fullbuster. Why are you on the floor?"

"That pink haired punk pushed me off miss."

"Did not." Natsu said. He was a bad lier.

"He so did." Gray persisted.

"I've had enough of you two and your antics. Gray, move seats." Ultear said.

"What!"

"You heard me. Go next to-" She was interupted by another bang, and Cana was on the floor. Next to her, Juvia sat there excpetantly.

"What? Who woke me up?" Cana said, everyone laughed.

"Go and sit next to Juvia." She told Gray. Cana had fallen back to sleep, and was lying on the ground.

"Can anyone help Lucy with work?" Ultear asked. "Someone with a spare seat next to them." There was four spare seats. One next to Evergreen, one next to a burly guy with blond hair, one next to Bickslow, one next to a girl with pink hair, and one next to Natsu. He stood up.

"I can help her miss"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Lucy, go and sit next to Dragneel."

"Okay." So I went and sat down next to him, he was grinning again. "Hi again, where did you take of this morning?" He asked me, whispering, so the teacher couldn't hear us.

"Hi, I helped Levy, she was in a spot of trouble." I said, as equally quiet. "So which is this class?"

"Science, today, Ultear said the lesson would be a surprise."

"What kind of science?" Me again, just to say tht where i go to school (France) We have three sciences, Bioligie, Physics, Chemistry, so bioligie is nature and humans and genetics...

"Bioligie. It's an okay class. Ultear is a cool teacher if you are cool with her."

"Talking about cool, what was that fire and ice outbreak?" I asked.

"Are you seriously gonna continue with fire and ice, Luce ?" He said, emphasising my nickname.

"If you say Luce, I say fire and ice." I said, crossing my arms.

"I dunno why I pushed him, I just wanted to." He said, shrugging his shoulders.

"Are you going to push me? Because if you are then I'm off." I replied, faking putting my stuff away.

"Haha, no, I won't push you. You're not anoying. Most of the time." He added.

"Wow. Thanks." I said, being sarccy.

"Heartfilia, Dragneel, would you like to tell us the topic of your conversation?" Ultear said. I shuddered when she used my last name. Natsu stood up.

"I was just telling Lucy about the twenty three pairs of chromosomes in each cell miss. And how Fullbuster lacks a pair." That got him a laugh from the class, and Gray stood up.

"If i'm missing one, you must have twenty four pairs, the extra one is the supidity genome."

"You wanna go, frostbite?"

"Bring it on, spice tongue!"

"BOYS!" Erza shouted, standing up too. They scowled at each other once more, and sat down. "Fire and ice..." I muttered under my breath.

"Shut up Luce." Natsu said.

"As I was saying, today's lesson is very important for your future, and everyday life." Ultear continued, not seeming bothered about the outbreak. "Can anyone guess what it is?"

"Food miss?" Natsu said.

"No. We did that in year one Dragneel."

"The meaning of life miss?" Lisanna asked.

"No, Strauss, that is for you to decide."

"MAN!" Elfman said, shouting it loudly.

"Strauss, sit down, and no."

"We don't know miss. Please tell us." Erza said.

" Okay, but everyone, please remain mature..."

"Yes miss." Said the class.

"Today's lesson is sexual education."

"Good morning, did someone say sexual?" Asked Cana, she was sitting crossed legged in the middle of the room, everyone burst into laughter at her. She smiled at the reaction.

"Alberona, sit next to Evergreen. Whats Evergreens last name? And behave. Remember? Mature..."

"Sure. But did someone say the word ?" She repeated.

"Yes Alberona. Today is sexual education." Ultear repeated. Cana took a botlle of god knows what out of her bag. "Well I'll need this." And she took a swig. The teacher didn't seem to mind that either.

"Cana, you can drink, but did you bring your book?"

"Nope, sorry. There wasn't enough room in my bag for the booze and the book. And I went for survival over knowledge."

"Follow with Evergreen then." And Evergreen put her book in the middle of there table.

"Heartfilia."

"Yes miss?"

"Did you get a book this morning?"

"No miss."

"Then follow with Dragneel." Oh great. Not only was the lesson mixt, but now I had to look at diagrammes and whatever with a boy ? Fabulous. I looked towards Natsu. He wasn't getting anything from his bag, just laughing.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"I don't have my book either." And he laughed more. He stood up. "MISS!" He shouted at the top of his voice, which was loud.

"Dragneel. Don't shout like that when you call me. I've already told you."

"Yes sir, but we have a major problem!"

"It's miss."

"Whatever you say, sir." He repeated. Ultear sighed.

"What is it Dragneel?"

"I don't have my book!" He yelled.

"Stop shouting Dragneel. You and Heartfilia go and get one from the library." She said. It might of been my imagintion, but Natsu looked pleased. I got up, and followed him out of the classroom. On the way out, I heard Cana say "Natsu and Lucy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

"Cana." I hissed. I heard a laugh.

Outside in the halls, there was no one, and it was strange, the change, from the rowdiness of the class to the quiet of the halls. It was also cool.

"So why are you smiling?" I asked him.

"Because I finaly fooled the teacher, again."

"Say what?"

"I do have my book, it's just, we get to go out of class and to the library if you don't have it. And I've got someone to do it with!" He said. I laughed.

"Jeez, it's kind of cold out here." I said, rubbing my hands together.

"Is it? Huh." He took my hand.

"Why are you holding my hand?"

"Beacause you said you were cold, and my left hand is warm."

"Why only the left?" I asked.

"The right one is to, but that would be kinda awkward if I held your other hand to." He said.

"Okay. Thank you." I replied. "So why aren't the classes separated for this class? I was always told that they would be."

"I dunno. Perhaps we have to do experiments or something..." he said, with a freaky grin on his face.

"Natsu! You just revealed a very dark side of yourself!" I said, surprised at his open pervertedness.

"Meh, whatever." He replied, laughing.

"Obviously not IAH." I added.

"Say what?" He asked.

"I said, that you obviously weren't IAH."

"Why?"

"Because of what you just said then!"

"What did I say?" He asked.

"Well...you said..." I stared. Blushing. He burst out laughing. "Why you little..." I swore.

"Haha! You were gonna say it! Is that like some secret desire of yours? Experiments?"

"I can't believe I am having this conversation with you! I have known you two days, and you are already talking about sexual fantasies!" I shouted at him. He was crying of laughter. I could feel myself blush even more.

"Uch...pervert..." I muttered. He just laughed more. "Stop laughing."

"Why? You just admitted your little fantisie!"

"I did not! It's yours if it's anyone's!"

"It is so yours! I bet you're that type of girl!"

"What type is that?" I asked, planning my revenge.

"Well, the..."He stared, blushing. I laughed so hard. "I swear, did you just do that on purpose?" He asked.

"Oh, so your type of girl is that type of girl?"

"It is not!"

"Don't lie, you were about to say it!"

"I was saying that, I bet you are that type of girl."

"No! You said that type of girl was your type of girl!" I said, laughing my head off.

"I didn't, oh hold on, this is your vengeance! Come here!" He said, laughing. He tackled me, and held me in a headlock. I yelped, and started bashing his arm. He knukle messed my hair. We were laughing, but fighting at the same time. We didn't notice a girl walk out of a nearby classroom. She looked at us.

"Um, excuse me, but please don't make out in the hallway." She said. I looked up, still in Natsu's head lock. She was tall, with shoulder length hair, and straight bangs. Her touch to her uniform was leaving the shirt open, and having a pale blue t-shirt on underneath. She was wearing thick white tights instead of leaving her legs visible.

"Why the hell is everyone so perverted here?" I complained.

"You really shouldn't of said that." The girl said. Natsu laughed, nervously.

"Felicia, sorry for Lucy, here. She's new, she doens't know how things work yet." He said, realeasing me from his headlock. I fell on the floor. The girl, Felicia, agnolaged me.

"Well make sure you and your girlfriend use somewhere more private next time. It's annoying." She said. Natsu laughed as she walked off, he sweatdropped, and sighed.

"I thought you would have more common sense than to awnser back to Felicia." He said.

"Are you lecturing me about common sense? Besides, who is grumpy" I asked, getting up and wiping my skirt.

"Don't joke with her. No one has ever seen her smile, she can make the most strongest of men shiver with one glance. So be careful." He said. I nodded, I definitely would watch out for her...

We arrived at the library, and he got the book, and we walked back to class. Miss Ultear was holding up a poster, to wich I averted my eyes and Natsu laughed. The class was rowdy, and kept laughing, while girls tried to remain mature. I desperatly tried not to laugh with the others, but when Gajeel stood up, and asked "Why aren't there any pictures of boobs?" I laughed a long with everyone else, while miss Ultear scolded him.

When the morning classes had finished, Erza, Gray, Juvia, Natsu, Levy, Gajeel, Cana and I headed to the cafeteria. We all sat at the table, and I sat between Erza and Levy, with Juvia in front of me, on her side was Gray and on the other was Gajeel. She and Gajeel were sister and brother. Next to him was Natsu, and he had Cana in front of him. Erza was eating cake for lunch, and Cana poured an amber substance on her food, while Natsu poured Tabasco sauce all over his, and Gray put a dollop of vanilla ice cream on the side of his. I laughed. Everyone looked at me. "What is it, Lucy?" Erza asked. "You're all crazy, but you're all my first friends, and I can't help but love all you're craziness, personalities, and everything else. Thank you!" I said. They looked at me for a moment, not sure how to react. Erza pulled me in for a hug, she was strong, and I was squashed onto her chest. "We love you to Lucy, you're one of us now. You to are crazy." She said, everyone laughed along with me, I truly loved my new friends.

A/N: HI, it's 2:43 am for me right now, and I can't get a wink of sleep, so chapter four is out early. If you can guess who Felicia is, you are a pro. But just to tell you, you will need latin, thinking outside the box, and a brain to figure this one out. Thank you, you gorgeous people, for 10 followers! I can't tell you how it feels, but trust me, if you write fic you will knnow this, it feels great :) bisous my lovelies, Roji

Right now I am to flippin tired to do the script, so here are some wise words from Hetty:

Wise time w/ Hetty!

Hi guys! I have to tell you something about siblings. They will piss you off. So when you are away from them for three weeks, make sure you send them a message, using the typo "You are a rubber rubbish sister" And tell them how you went to sing along a Frozen without them. Byebye :)

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