CHAPTER THREE: THE LAND OF FRUITS BASKET
The enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom (it added 'of doom' after the 'accidental' murder framing incident with Hermione Granger and Harry Potter) next landed in the land of Fruits Basket.
The enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom wondered what the hell the zodiac was. The enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom really had no idea. So the enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom decided to asks someone.
Then the poor enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom realized it didn't have a voice. So the enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom had to improvise. It pushed a girl named Tohru into a guy named Yuki. Tohru apologized to Yuki after he turned into a rat.
The enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom thought this was interesting so it decided to push another girl named Hana-chan into another guy named Kyo. Kyo turned into a cat. Hana-chan looked at the cat, and then in a fit of OOCness, she squealed and held the cat to her chest, allowing Kyo-Kitty to get a view of something he normally wouldn't.
The enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom ran to the other side of the house. Damn, it was hoping there weren't any squealers in this dimension. Then just outta curiosity, the enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom decided to push yet another girl named Uo-chan into yet another guy called Haru. Uo-chan cursed and passed out when Haru turned into a cow. The enchanted small purple scünci brush of doom ran to the next dimension.
It was scared of cows.