Here is the Gana update, I actually really love this couple! The stripper and the drunk, LMFAO XD, anyways, enjoy and sorry it took so long!

"I-I...was...just-juuust...dusting..." Gray nervously said. Cana fumed, and walked over to him, taking long strides and ignoring the plate of food that was on the floor. She held Gray by his hair.

"Don't even think if telling anyone about what you just read, you will die a painfull death." She threatened.

"I'm sorry! I won't, okay!?" He complained.

"Sit down and tell me what the hell you want to talk about." She ordered, walking back over to her plate of dropped food.

'"You know about Juvia wanting to date me, don't you." He said, sitting down.

"Yes, everybody does." She answered shortly,before sitting on the other couch, a bottle of beer in hand. She waited for Gray to answer, but all he did was run his hands through his hair.

"No, I can't tell you." He said, and got up, walking to the door.

"If you tell me, I'll tell you about the letters." She called, flicking a card with her fingers, skillfully. Gray stopped in his tracks. He wanted to know. He walked back into the room, and sat back down.

"I'll tell you. But you're going to tell me about the letters straight afterwards."

"Scout honor." She said, raising up her hand.

"Okay." He took ina deep breath. "I do want to be with Juvia, I think of her a lot, but whenever I think about her, somebody else pops into my mind. I think I love both of them."

"Okayyy... so, like you want a threesome?"

"What!? No! I just think... Juvia is innocent, naive, cute, whereas the other person is naughty, weird, but also really funny. I just think that they equal each other out."

"I think I understand. So who is this person?" Cana asked, taking a swig of beer.

"Nope, first you tell me about the letters." Gray said, stubbornly. Cana sighed.

"You must promise not to tell anyone, though." She said. Gray raised an eyebrow at her.

"Scouts honor." He mimicked

"You read them, didn't you?"

"A few..." he admitted.

"Their all love letters, from former boyfriends, you could call them, that I haven't broken up with yet. I've just been ignoring them."

"Why?"

"Bevause I have no feelings for them. I just want to have fun, while I can." Cana said, taking a longer swig.

"That's kind of messed up, Cana." Gray said. She got up, and paced the room, a neutral expression on her face. "When you say have fun, do you mean...?"

"Duh. What, you think I'm going to invite them to karaoke and be done with them? No, I mean have fun."

"That's really messed up."

"No. Do you know whats messed up?!" She suddenly yelled. "What's messed up is a father who leaves his daughter at home to go and to jobs of somewhere! But he deosn't just do jobs! No, he's like me, I inherited the have fun gene, because once I can leave that fucking school, I'm leaving Magnolia, to 'have fun' and start over!" She shouted. Gray flinched.

"Don't leave..."