Long overdue third chapter is finally here! I honestly forgot about this story until about two days ago lol. So tell me what you think in the comments. Tell me what you want to see in the next chapters. Spin the bottle? Pillow fights? Hide and Seek? Let me know!

Then, Kurt recieved a phone call on his cellular phone from his friend, Noah Puckerman, who said they had got held up at the liquor store, so they wold be here in ten minutes. Kurt was very excited to see his friends from Mckinely, since he hadn't seen them in a long they all had an absolutely normal evening and it was lots of fun. The end(KURT!)(Yes, Nick?)(This was not what I meant when I said you could tell the next part!) Okay I'm back. As soon as Kurt's little New Directioner friends showed up, all of the Warblers got on a train. Destination-HORROR! (They really aren't that bad..)(Not that bad Kurt? Santana tried to kill Wesley!)(...) The New Directions consist of lots of stupid people I hate. I now will describe them to you. Kurt will probably then tell you what he thinks of them

1. Rachel Berry- a loud Jewish girl with a big nose who loves to talk about herself. She is extremely egotistical and I can honestly say it would be more pleasant to swallow thumb tacks than to have a conversation with her. (... Yeah... That's pretty accurate..)(Kurt!)(Sorry Rachel..)

2. Finn Hudson- Kurt's step brother. Tall, chubby, simple minded, slow. (... Yup..)

3. Quinn Fabray- Cheerio at Mckinely. Blonde (Like me!)(yes, like you, Jeff) pretty, witty.

4. Santana Lopez- a bitchy Latina who would not stop screaming "I'm about to go all Lima Heights" and spent most of the evening screaming at Wes. (Umm.. yea..)

5. Brittany S. Pierce- An adorable Cheerio who is very.. Well.. Special.. (Aww, thanks, dolphin!)(You're Welcome) (Dolphin?)(A gay shark!)(I don't think..)(Shut up, Wesley! Let her have her thing.)

6. Noah 'Puck' Puckerman- Jewish, like Rachel. Mohawk. Mohawk. Mohawk. Mohawk. Alcohol. Mohawk. All in all, a pretty cool dude.

7. Tina Cohen Chang- An Asian girl who dresses like the daughter of a gogo dancer from the 80's and an emo vampire.

8. Mike Chang: Asian.

9. Sam Evans: Bleach Blonde Bieber. Huge Lips.

And that's it... No one else... Now that I look at it, the New Directions are pretty boring.. Oh well..

The party started off great. Wes was sober, Sebastian wasn't being a man whore, Jeff and I were discussing how cool our pranks were gonna be, and oh yeah- THE NEW DIRECTIONS HADN'T COME YET!

As soon as they arrived, everything went to hell.

"Hello, Warblers." an irritating voice said from the doorway. (Rachel: My voice isn't irritating!) (Nick: Shut up! No one likes you!)

You guessed right. It was Rachel Freaking Berry. Behind her stood the rest of the New Directions, clambering their suitcases against the corridor walls, as if the spacious hall wasn't enough for them. We all greeted the imbeciles with a warm welcome, because we didn't know that they were the rudest, most vile human beings on the planet. (Kurt: They're not that bad...) (Wes: I will kill you Kurt!) (Nick: ... :) lol).