MY WRITER'S BLOCK IS CURED! (Thump) not that kind of block! Ow.

Chapter 12: Life SUCKS

Everyone is sitting in the kitchen, besides King Boo, who is flying/floating. Everyone was looking at Mario, very annoyed. Mario had just constantly repeated rule #27. Mario hadn't even paused to take a drink of his orange soda. Mario says "Okay, just to be clear, everyone knows rule #27, right?"

"DON'T GO OFF ON YOUR OWN!" Everyone, excluding King Boo, who was floating through everyone's room, yells.

Luigi replies "Just stop repeating it! We already know that stupid rule!" Luigi was really agitated at Mario, and suspected the red-wearing hero of being the MURDERER. He thought he and Rosalina were the only people suspecting him.

"I agree!" Rosalina says. Yoshi glances at both of them. Unlike everyone else, Yoshi knew that they were the MURDERERS. Everybody else just thought they were in love.

"BAH! You two should stop getting angry at him! He's just trying to help." Yoshi disliked his speeches, too, but if it meant going against the MURDERERS, then Yoshi had to side with Mario. And suddenly, accusations were flying everywhere, when Dixie says "It's obviously King Boo!"

Everybody, except King Boo, who still hadn't gotten back yet, exclaims "HUH?" in surprise.

Dixie explains, with a sigh, "Who else could get to everyone so fast? Who else do we never see? Who else would be so confident that he couldn't get caught and killed? That's right! NOBODY!"

King Boo pops through the wall. Everybody notices him. The kingly spirit says, in his raspy, laughing voice, "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A FEAT! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE MIGHTY, WONDEROUS, AWESOME, AMAZING-"

Everyone yells, in unison "SHUT UP!"

Waluigi, who never really talks that much, suggests (in third person, because every good story has somebody that talks that way) "Waluigi says that we should split up and look for clues!"

Mario exclaims "THAT'S … not… a bad idea." Everybody is shocked, even King Boo, and that's saying something.

"B-But that would be b-breaking rules #32, #39, and #46!" Rosalina says, shocked. "Why would somebody break their own rules?"

"Because it's a good idea. Thank you for memorizing my rules, Rosalina." Mario replies "Now, everybody choose a partner!"

King Boo says, righteously, "I, King Boo, the wonderful, fabulous, fantastic, and magnificent will go by myself, since I, King Boo, the amazing, cannot be killed!"

Luigi and Rosalina say they'll go with each other at the same time, and everybody knows the yellow-and-purple-hatted villains, Wario and Waluigi, would go together. Mario states "That leaves us three, Dixie, Yoshi, let's go." Everybody splits up in their groups in different directions.

In the southwestern hall

Mario, Dixie, and Yoshi are exploring and searching this hallway and every door they find. "Hey. Hey, Dixie." Yoshi whispers. Dixie says "Wha-" Yoshi says quietly "Shh!" "What?" Dixie whispers. "I have to go follow the person that I think is the murderer. Will you cover for me?" Right then, they walked into Birdo's old room. It was pink. Everything was pink. Her dresser was pink, her bed was pink, her wallpaper was pink, her curtains were pink, even her CLOSET was pink, though it did have some pictures of Yoshi in it. Dixie replies, after considering it for a second, "Fine. Now run off before I change my mind!" Yoshi runs off towards the opposite side of the house.

On the second floor

Wario and Waluigi are in the middle of conversing with each other. Wario continues "Yeah, that Dixie Kong can't fool us! We are too clever for her to make us think she's not the MURDERER." Waluigi replies "Hey, why don't we check the surveillance cameras?" Wario says "Let's go tell Mario that plan." They continue downstairs to tell Mario.

In the northeastern hall

Luigi and Rosalina are exploring every room, without noticing Yoshi following them. "Here's my room. Let's go." They then venture into Luigi's room. "WHA! MY VACUUM IS MISSING! MY WINDOW IS OPEN! IT'S TOAD'S LADDER!" Luigi screamed in surprise. He had noticed Toad's ladder outside his window, leading to the roof. "WE HAVE TO TELL MARIO!" They start going to Mario, but they hit Yoshi with the door.

"YOSHI!?" Rosalina exclaims in surprise.

"Fine. Yes, it's me, Yoshi. I've been spying on you for a long time. I thought you were the MURDERERS, but I'm starting to think that you're just in love." Yoshi admits. Rosalina and Luigi blush. "Come on, follow me, I can take you to Mario." They run off in his direction. They end up bumping into Wario and Waluigi. "We're going to Mario."

"Us-a too." Wario replies. The 5 of them run to Mario.

In the basement

King Boo is searching around the basement. Just when he starts to think there's nothing there, a cloaked figure appears. "Going somewhere?" the MURDERER asks

"Just into you!" King Boo says and charges at him. What does the MURDERER do, you may be wondering. He holds up an empty picture frame. King Boo flies into the picture frame, and gets trapped in it. The murderer puts the painting on the ground, lights a match, and burns the painting, killing King Boo.

In the southeastern hall

Luigi, Rosalina, Wario, Waluigi, Yoshi, Mario, and Dixie meet up. Waluigi says "We should check the surveillance cameras in every room that there's been a killing in." Everybody seems to like the idea.

"On to more important matters, MY VACUUM IS MISSING, AND TOAD WAS PUSHED OFF THE ROOF BY THE MURDERER!" Luigi yells.

Mario yells in panic "CHECK YOUR GHOST-FINDER-THING!" Luigi pulls it out. The color is blue.

IIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKK! For those of you who haven't played Luigi's Mansion, when the ghost tracker's light is blue, there are no ghosts around. Back to me, I'm sorry, AngryBirds3376 and TheZeldaChuckNorris1, for not posting for so long.

Yoshi: alive

Rosalina: alive

Mario: suspected

Luigi: suspected by Mario only

Wario: alive

Waluigi: alive

Dixie: alive