CHAPTER 15! LAST CHAPTER (or is it?)! YIPEE!

The remaining five racers were conversing in the living/dining room (Author's Note: Yeah, I was just messing with you when Mario got crushed by a chandelier). After Mario awoke an hour after the incident, Yoshi told him about Pete and Dixie. Mario then wrote, edited, printed, copyed, handed out, and signed pamphlets with the rules in them. They finished discussing who the killer was and how he covered his they figured out where he was. "Charge!" said Mario. They all ran through C hallway, and turned into the storage closet. They felt around the walls until Mario said "Found it!" He pressed the button that led to the secret room. A sign said 'WFAPGN STCRACE' in faded letters that used to say 'WEAPON STORAGE'. It was a large metal room with side entrances. It was completely bare. Except for a lone cloaked figure in the middle of the room.

"I've been expecting you." The cloaked figure says, pulling out a pistol "Now I can reveal to you who I really am." The cloaked figure took off its cloak, and beneath it was … … … … … … … … … … … BOWSER JR. WITH BABY BOWSER SITTING ON HIS HEAD!

"How are you two alive?" asks Mario.

"How is it possible?" asks Luigi

"OK, I'll explain it." B. jr. says, still holding them at gunpoint. "I wanted to defeat Mario after my father failing so much. My 'bullet hole' and 'blood' were paint. The sample you found in the surveillance room was my own accursed butterfingers. The tiny metal compartment, where you hid the baby's toys when they misused them, was just big enough for my little accomplice to fit in, right after shooting his fireball."

Mario asked "Why did you take things from all the victims?"

"Trophies." He replied. And then he shot them. BUT Rosalina caught the bullet before it hit them.

"How did you do that!?" Luigi asked in surprise.

Rosalina replied "I catch falling stars every day."

"I'LL JUST SHOOT YOU AGAIN!" Bowser Jr. said… He looked down and his gun was missing.

"Here you go Mr. Yoshi." Says Shy Guy, handing Yoshi the gun.

"Thank you, Shy Guy." Yoshi said. He liked being called mister.

"HEADS UP!" yells a voice and Dry Bowser and Dry bones come in shooting Jr. dodged, but Baby Bowser wasn't so lucky.

"How do people keep coming back from the dead?!" asks Luigi.

"Apparently, fire does great things for the skin." Says Dry Bones (glasses- and skin- less Koopa Troopa) after running out of bullets.

"LUMS!" Rosalina yells. "NOW, GUYS!" Yoshi shoots his new gun and launches an egg bomb, Mario launches a red fire dragon, Luigi launches a thunder and green fire dragon, and Rosalina launches a dragon made of lums. Bowser Jr. is overwhelmed and dies. "YAY! WE WON!" Yells Rosalina and the crew.

Epilogue

After cleaning up the mansion, Mario gets rich from people buying his pamphlet/book. Luigi asked Rosalina on a date (with help from his wingman, Yoshi), in which she says yes, and wears her purple dress. (Author's Note: You knew this was coming) Luigi then proposes, and, of course, she accepted. They had a marriage in the stars (the best man was Yoshi), and a honeymoon at Yoshi Falls, which became a famous honeymooning place (and Yoshi got tons of admiration). Yoshi broke the news to the other Yoshi's. A halfmonth of sadness beckoned, and afterwards the Yoshis never forgot their lost friends. Shy Guy gained courage, published Mario's book, and became a scholar. Dry Bowser and Dry Bones became legendary hackers (the sport).

And (not quite) all of them lived happily ever after. … Until they died of age.

This story comes to an end. But, there will be bloopers. Sorry for all the big gaps between chapters. CREDITS!

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