BLOOPERS! These will be in order by chapter, and may be frequently updated. If you have an idea, don't hesitate to leave a comment. A small line marks a new blooper. This will be like it's a movie being made.

Koopa Troopa said "Thewe's been … A MUWDEW!" Everyone busts up laughing. "What's wong? Why is everybody laughing?"(Why did I eat that peanut butter sandwhich?)

Baby Mario is riding on Yoshi and then Yoshi trips and launches Baby Mario onto Birdo "YAY! PINK YOSHI!

Diddy is stuffing his face, when he starts choking. "Well, you're supposed to die. Does it matter how you do it?" says Funky, while laughing

"…OR DID YOU MURDER HIM!?" Dry Bone yells as an ominous lightning bolt strikes down Funky. This causes Dry Bones to laugh hysterically.

"IT COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN KING BOO!" yells Funky causing a lighting bolt to strike Funky, Which causes Dry Bones and King Boo to laugh hysterically.

"IT'S HOT OUT HERE! Is this really supposed to be in the script? Do I really have to say this?" Asks Luigi. "YES!" yells the director.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (cough, cough) OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody was already laughing.

"M-Mario" said Peach. "PEACH!" said Mario. Peach replied "I-I (cough) never really loved you." Everyone started busting up laughing.

"I NEED TO GO POTTY!" yells Baby Mario "NEVERMIND!" "Who volunteers to change him?" Says Daisy

… the Koopas' room. Collective gasp. Ominous lightning bolt hits Funky in the Living Room, which causes Dry Bones to laugh histerically.

"I think I left around rule 15," says Funky.

"I'm wetuwning to my woom to hack," said Koopa Troopa. 'WHY DO I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER SO MUCH?' he thought.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY, MAWIO BUILT IT! WHY DO I LIKE PEANUT BUTTEW SO MUCH!?"

The roof split in half, crushing everyone inside. An ominous lightning bolt then strikes Funky backstage, which causes Dry Bones to laugh hysterically.

The bomb falls into the courtyard instead.

When Luigi turned around and saw Rosalina, he stumbled backwards, off of the balcony.

"Wait where are Yoshi, Luigi, Ro-""Sorry, guys!" says Funky Kong, passing through the stage, which causes an ominous lightning bolt to hit Funky Kong, causing Dry Bones to laugh hysterically.

He threw a knife and missed Chunky completely, and the knife stuck in the wall. "I think you missed, Bowser Jr." says Chunky.

- TAKE 2

He threw a knife and missed Chunky hitting Donkey. "I think you missed again, Bowser Jr."

- TAKE 3

He threw a knife and missed Chunky, breaking a bathroom mirror. "I think you're going to have to pay for that, Bowser Jr."

- TAKE 4

He almost threw a knife, but noticed Chunky wasn't there. "Where is he?"

"Sorry!" Chunky yelled from the snack room "I was getting hungry!"

"YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE-" King Boo was saying, but was interrupted.

"The selfish, pale, horrible lunatic?" said Yoshi.

"I, King Boo, the-" He was saying, but was interrupted again.

"The insane, evil, short-tempered madman?" says Yoshi

"SHH!" Yoshi practically yells.

But they hit Yoshi with the door, knocking him out. "I don't think we were supposed to hit him that hard." Says Luigi

- TAKE 2

But, instead of hitting Yoshi it just hits the wall. "I was supposed to be over there?" Says Yoshi

- TAKE 3

But instead they break through the wall with the door. "SORRY!" yells Yoshi from the snack room "I was getting hungry, and my head was hurting from MY CONCUSSION!"

He tries to light a match, but he fails. He also fails in the next seven takes. "WHY WON'T IT WORK?!"

Bowser Jr. tries to throw the vacuum cleaner in the wood chipper, but misses.

"Guys, over here!" Mario yells "My hand's stuck to the ground!"

"It just feels right to hang out with you guys." Yoshi says

"NO!" Luigi says, and swallows him with the swirling green and yellow dragon.

When the chandelier falls, it lands on Shy Guy instead of Mario.

- TAKE 2

When the chandelier falls it lands on both of them.

- TAKE 3

When the chandelier falls, it completely misses both of them and falls through the floor.

"WAIT!" Luigi yells "HE'S A DOCTOR! … I can't find his stethoscope."

THESE NEXT BLOOPERS ARE ALTERNATE ENDINGS!

And the murderer was … MARIO! "BUT I'M OVER HERE ALREADY!"

And the murderer was … LUIGI! "BUT I'M OVER HERE ALREADY!"

I'm skipping Yoshi and Rosalina's alternate endings.

And the murderer was … WARIO AND WALUIGI! "NO! That won't work. You two are too stupid for it to work." Says Mario

And the murderer was … KOOPA TROOPA! "I AM KOOPA TWOOPA!"

"The cloak is seeping into the spaces between your bones. We know it's you Dry Bones." Says Mario

"The fire on your head is burning that cloak, Dry Bowser."

And the murderer was … SHY GUY! "I WILL NOW SHOW YOU MY FACE!" He says, taking off his mask.

"OKAY YOU ARE WAY TOO SCARY TO BE THE MURDERER! PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON! DO IT!" Yells the director

"That cloak is way too small for you, Donkey." Says Mario

"Guys, it's me, Diddy!" says the cloaked figure, taking off his cloak "Nobody's really dead, their all in the side entrances. COME OUT GUYS!" and all the dead people come out.

"Wait, where's Toadette?" asks Mario

"Oh, her death was real." Replies Diddy.

"That cloak is too big for you, Tiny" Says Rosalina

And the murderer was … SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THIS STORY!" he says, and kills all of them.

And the murderer is … LINK! "HYAH! WHAA! HAA! CHAA! DAA!" he yells, striking them all down.

I'm skipping the rest, because I can't think of funny ones for all of them.

Rosalina misses the bullet, and everyone dies from repetitive shots.

Shy Guy trips before stealing the gun and everyone dies.

"Appewently, fiwe does gweat things fow the skin." Says Dry Bones, causing Funky Kong in the snack room to get struck by an ominous bolt of lightning, which causes Dry Bones to laugh hysterically.

They all miss with their attacks, and kill Dry Bones, causing Funky to laugh hysterically … and then get struck by lightning.

I can't believe it's over. I guess you'll have to wait for my next story, but for now, bye-bye!