Current Category Crossovers: Buffyverse, Harry Potter, InuYasha

Chapter 2

Harry woke up with the strange feeling that he was tied to a wooden post. He looked up, and saw that he wasn't in his hotel room.

"Shit," Harry said, realizing that he was tied to a wooden post.

"That's LA for ya," said a voice from his right. Harry turned to see a black man tied to a similar post.

"Charles Gunn," he introduced himself.

"Harry Potter," Harry said, before looking to his left, "And that's Xander Harris." Xander woke up at the sound of his name.

"Wazzah? Hey, who tied me to a pole?" Xander asked, finally aware that he was tied up.

"The same guy who tied us up?" Harry offered.

"Ha, ha," Xander said, sarcastically, "Very funny."

"I thought so," Harry said.

"Ah, so you're finally awake," said a voice from a dark corner, "Ms. Edith said you would awaken soon."

"Oh, god no," Xander moaned, "Not her." Harry sweatdropped.

"Kitten doesn't want help?" Drusilla asked.

"Kitten wants help, he just doesn't want to be called Kitten while getting it," Xander grumbled. Harry chuckled.

"You people are crazy," Gunn said.

"Ms. Edith says to help Kitten and his Puppy," Drusilla said, cutting the ropes that tied Harry and Xander. Harry pulled out a pocket knife and cut Gun free as well.

"HEY! What the hell are you doing?" they heard someone yell at the entrance. They turned to see a demon.

"They're supposed to be sacrifices dammit!"

"Ms. Edith says to help Kitten and his Puppy and Ms. Edith says that you would be a tasty treat!" Drusilla exclaimed, putting her gameface on.

"Shit!" Gunn said, as Drusilla lunged at the demon.

"Yeah, that's what vampire's look like when they're hungry," Harry said, grabbing Xander and Gunn and heading towards the back exit, "Give Ms. Edith my thanks!"

"Vampires?" Gunn asked, skeptically, after they made it to Harry's hotel room.

"Yep," Xander said, "And werewolves, demons, and other such creatures that go bump in the night. Then there's the Slayer. She beats up all aforementioned creatures. Either that or dates 'em." Xander mumbled the last part under his breath.

"Calm down, Kitten," Harry said in a teasing tone.

"You realize she called you 'Puppy' right?" Xander said. Harry shrugged and transformed into a wolf.

"You gotta be shittin' me," Gunn said. Harry transformed back.

"So, any guesses to why she called you 'Kitten'?" Harry teased again.

"Bite me," Xander said. Harry only smiled.

Harry sighed when they finally got on the plane the next morning. He had given Gunn an enchanted wolf pendant incase he ever ran into trouble that he couldn't handle again. Xander snored from the seat next to him. Harry rolled his eyes. They hadn't even been in the air ten minutes. Harry looked out the window. Japan, here they come.
An hour and a half after they had left the Tokyo airport, they still hadn't found a hotel.

"Oomph," Xander hit the ground. He looked at the boy who ran into him, "Ow."

"Gomen-nasai," the boy said, before looking back in the direction he was running from, "Oni."

"Oni?" Harry asked, "What the hell is an oni?"

"Demon," Xander said, watching the same direction as the boy.

"How did you…oh," Harry said, looking in the same direction.

"Yattekuru, gaki," the demon said.

"What'd he say?" Xander asked. Harry pulled out a Japanese/English dictionary.

"I haven't a clue," Harry said, after a few seconds, before sighing, pulling out his wand and tapping himself on the head, "Abeo lingua."

"Did it work?" Harry asked. Xander said something Harry couldn't understand.

"It worked," Harry answered himself before doing the spell on Xander.

All talking in English from here on out assume is Japanese until I put another note up like this.
"What the hell?" Xander asked.

"Congrats," Harry said, "You now speak Japanese. Uh, how do we deal with Mr. Demon face over there?"

"You're asking me?"

"You're the guy who lived on the hellmouth."

"Got a crossbow and some bolts?"

"Genero arma," Harry waved his wand, "How's that?" Xander picked up the crossbow and fired the bolts into the demon.

"Nice," Xander said, when the demon died and it's corpse disappear, before eyeing Harry's wand, "Where can I get one of those?"

"Don't even think about stealing it."

"Souta!" they heard a female's voice call out. They saw a young girl, about sixteen years old, running towards them.

"Kagome!" the boy who knocked Xander over yelled, before running to the girl.

"Souta, are you okay? What happened to the d-" Kagome cut herself off as she caught sight of Xander and Harry.

"He killed the demon," Harry said, pointing at Xander.

"You two know about demons?" Kagome asked.

"Well, I knew they existed, but that was the first one I saw," Harry replied, before adding, "Thankfully."

"Be glad you never lived in Sunnydale then," Xander said, "They particularly liked Willy's Place."

"So you lived on a hellmouth, which is an opening into the demon world, and there was an apocalypse at least once a year?" Kagome asked, before turning to Harry, "And you're a wizard who has had at least one near-death experience a year since he started magic school?"

"That's so cool," Souta yelled.

"Souta! Bedtime!" they heard Kagome and Souta's mother called.

"But Mom!" Souta whined, as he left the living room.

"So, what's you're story?" Xander said.

Canon stuff. You can pass if you want.
"Well last year, I was pulled down a well by a centipede demon because of a mystical jewel that gives power to demons was inside my body. Found a half-dog demon sealed to a tree, played with his ears, got shot at by villagers, tied up. Then the centipede came back. Tried to kill me and the half-dog demon who had woken up. I released him and he killed the centipede, then tried to kill me. Then the old priestess put a beaded necklace on him and now every time I say 'Sit' he hit's the ground," Kagome started.

"Sit. Boom," Harry laughed.

"Harry, shut up and let her finish," Xander said.

"Anyway. I broke the jewel into teeny tiny shards, by accident of course, so we had to go looking for all the shards. Since then our group has grown to include a fox kit, a demon slayer and her cat demon friend, and a perverted monk."

"A perverted monk?" Xander asked, skeptically.

"Yep," Kagome replied, cheerfully, "He asks every pretty girl he meets if they would bear his child. And he can't keep his hands of off girl's butts."

"That's just wrong." Kagome chuckled.

"And then there's our favorite half-demons' older brother. He doesn't like us too much. Then there's a wolf demon who claims I'm his woman."

"You have a lot of fun don't ya," Xander said.

Canon ended.
"Yes I do," Kagome said, "We could use all the help we can get. So, would you two like to come?"

"Sure, sounds like fun," Harry said, "Maybe I can learn something there. Xander?"

"Why not?" Xander said, "As long as I get to keep the crossbow." Harry snorted.

Gomen-nasai: Japanese for 'Excuse me'

Oni: Japanese for 'Demon'

Yattekuru: Japanese for '(to) come along"

Gaki: Japanese for 'brat'

Abeo: Latin for 'change'

Lingua: Latin for 'language'

Genero: Latin for 'create'

Arma: Latin for 'weapons'

I'm not all that great at romance, but I'm gonna try. Sango/Miroku obviously. As for Kagome you have three choices: Kouga, InuYasha, or Sesshoumaru. I'm leaning more towards Kouga, but if enough people want someone else, I'll do that one instead.
Any suggestions for crossovers would be nice. I'm already planning on putting Dragonball Z, Excel Saga, Fruits Basket, and Yu Yu Hakusho in it. Ranma has already been suggested as well. I've never read or watched Ranma, but absoluteanime dot com should help. If you have a suggestion and it's not anime then please leave a site where I can find info about it. I also need title ideas.

Rune