Kendall Logan
(Thurs. 9:04 p.m.)
Logie!
(Thurs. 9:06 p.m.)
Yes, Kendall?
(Thurs. 9:07 p.m.)
Carlos is stupid.
(Thurs. 9:10 p.m.)
From what you've told me he does have his moments.
(Thurs. 9:11 p.m.)
It's everYWHERE.
(Thurs. 9:12 p.m.)
What is?
(Thurs. 9:13 p.m.)
GATORADE!
(Thurs. 9:15 p.m.)
Why is Gatorade everywhere?
(Thurs. 9:16 p.m.)
We just got done wit a hockey game
(Thurs. 9:17 p.m.)
We won.
(9:17 p.m.)
Wooh!
(Thurs. 9:18 p.m.)
But yeah.
(Thurs. 9:20 p.m.)
We won da game n Carlos came bak 2 my house with me n my mom n little sister with a tub of Gatorade.
(Thurs. 9:22 p.m.)
Why does he have a tub of Gatorade?
(Thurs. 9:23 p.m.)
Sshh.
(Thurs. 9:23 p.m.)
I'm gettin there.
(Thurs. 9:25 p.m.)
He has a tub of Gatorade b/c he's also da team manager and helps wit all da equipment.
(Thurs. 9:26 p.m.)
He brings the tub of Gatorade 4 us 2 uze during da game.
(Thurs. 9:27 p.m.)
We didn't finish it all.
(Thurs. 9:27 p.m.)
And he SPILLED IT.
(Thurs. 9:28 p.m.)
IN MY KITCHEN.
(Thurs. 9:28 p.m.)
IT'S UNDER MY FRIDGE.
(Thurs. 9:29 p.m.)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CLEAN UNDER THE FRIDGE?
(Thurs. 9:31 p.m.)
Move it?
(Thurs. 9:33 p.m.)
Don't be a smartass. Mom said I can't move da fridge.
(Thurs. 9:35 p.m.)
But my ass is so smart.
(Thurs. 9:36 p.m.)
Stop it.
(Thurs. 9:36 p.m.)
I need help!
(Thurs. 9:37 p.m.)
From yr brain!
(Thurs. 9:39 p.m.)
Why my brain?
(Thurs. 9:40 p.m.)
Cuz u read books.
(Thurs. 9:40 p.m.)
You're like superman smart.
(Thurs. 9:43 p.m.)
Intelligence isn't rated by the amount you read.
(Thurs. 9:44 p.m.)
So yr not smart?
(Thurs. 9:46 p.m.)
Oh, no, I'm very intelligent.
(Thurs. 9:47 p.m.)
THEN I NEED YR HELP.
(Thurs. 9:48 p.m.)
HOW DO I CLEAN UP DA GATORADE?
(Thurs. 9:50 p.m.)
Blow dryer.
(Thurs. 9:51 p.m.)
Wut?
(Thurs. 9:54 p.m.)
Use a blow dryer on high and evaporate it. It'll be a little sticky under there and take a while, but you don't have to move the fridge.
(Thurs. 9:55 p.m.)
THANK U.
(Thurs. 9:55 p.m.)
I'LL MAKE CARLOS DO DAT NOW.
(Thurs. 9:57 p.m.)
Such fun for Carlos.
(Thurs. 10:00 p.m.)
I'm drinking da rest od Gatorade he didn't spill.
(Thurs. 10:00 p.m.)
With a corndog.
(Thurs. 10:02 p.m.)
Yay?
(Thurs. 10:04 p.m.)
Oh it is. Carlos iz like addicted 2 corndogs.
(Thurs. 10:04 p.m.)
He's giving me da stink eye.
(Thurs. 10:05 p.m.)
I'm scared.
(Thurs. 10:05 p.m.)
D:
(Thurs. 10:07 p.m.)
Of Carlos and his stink eye.
(Thurs. 10:09 p.m.)
He does have a machine that blows scolding hot air in his hand. And you have a corndog. If he attacks you with the blow dryer distract him with the corndog.
(Thurs. 10:12 p.m.)
Yr such a good friend.
(Thurs. 10:14 p.m.)
I do my best.
(Sat. 12:07 p.m.)
U know something I jus relizd?
(Sat. 12:11 p.m.)
That the way you text should be illegal.
(Sat. 12:12 p.m.)
Haha!
(Sat. 12:12 p.m.)
Funny!
(Sat. 12:13 p.m.)
No.
(Sat. 12:14 p.m.)
I don't know where you live.
(Sat. 12:15 p.m.)
Or which hospital yr staying at.
(Sat. 12:17 p.m.)
Don't tell me you're secretly a stalker-slash-psychopath? I don't think I can handle that with being in the hospital right now.
(Sat. 12:18 p.m.)
No! And if I was they'd never find yr body.
(Sat. 12:18 p.m.)
I'm that good ;)
(Sat. 12:21 p.m.)
I'm in the hospital. Surrounded by people nearly twenty-four seven. It would be rather difficult for you to get to my room, kill me, and take my body out of the hospital, unnoticed.
(Sat. 12:22 p.m.)
U don't know me!
(Sat. 12:23 p.m.)
U don't know what I want!
(Sat. 12:24 p.m.)
U don't know how much milk I want in my cereal!
(Sat. 12:27 p.m.)
You're right. I don't know. I feel like that would be a weird thing to know about someone. I don't eat cereal. James brings me pancakes for breakfast every day.
(Sat. 12:28 p.m.)
I want pancakes!
(Sat. 12:29 p.m.)
Wait!
(Sat. 12:30 p.m.)
Stop distracting me.
(Thurs. 9:31 p.m.)
Tell me where u r!
(Sat. 12:32p.m.)
I wanna know.
(Sat. 12:34p.m.)
If I tell you the state would that be enough for now?
(Sat. 12:35 p.m.)
Never.
(Sat. 12:38 p.m.)
*sigh* Minnesota.
(Sat. 12:39 p.m.)
GASP.
(Sat. 12:39 p.m.)
SHUT UP U CRAZY BITCH!
(Sat. 12:41 p.m.)
Why are you texting like a snobby, rich, white girl all of a sudden?
(Sat. 12:42 p.m.)
CUZ!
(Sat. 12:42 p.m.)
I liv in Minnesota 2!
(Sat. 12:44 p.m.)
Good for you.
(Sat. 12:46 p.m.)
Stop being a smart ass!
(Sat. 12:48 p.m.)
Never ;)
(Sat. 12:50 p.m.)
Yr weird.
(Sat. 12:50 p.m.)
I like it.
(Sat. 12:52 p.m.)
Not many people do.
(Sat. 12:53 p.m.)
Sshh.
(Sat. 12:54 p.m.)
Stop distracting me with yr depressing life.
(Sat. 12:56 p.m.)
It is a depressing life.
(Sat. 12:58 p.m.)
SSHH.
(Sat. 12:58 p.m.)
WHAT TOWN?
(Sat. 1:00 p.m.)
Why do you want to know Kendall?
(Sat. 1:02 p.m.)
CUZ.
(Sat. 1:02 p.m.)
REASONS.
(Sat. 1:04 p.m.)
And what reasons are those?
(Sat. 1:05 p.m.)
REASONS!
(Sat. 1:07 p.m.)
That is very vague.
(Sat. 1:09 p.m.)
Come on Logie! I just wanna know. Maybe so I can visit ya in da hospitalad stuff. U can get dat crutch n hit me with it ;)
(Sat. 1:11 p.m.)
Stop being so crude, Kendall.
(Sat. 1:12 p.m.)
Never!
(Sat. 1:14 p.m.)
If I tell you what town, will you stop being such a sexual vagrant?
(Sat. 1:15 p.m.)
Prude.
(Sat. 1:15 p.m.)
And yes.
(Sat. 1:17 p.m.)
Sherwood.
(Sat. 1:18 p.m.)
:D
(Sat. 1:20 p.m.)
I'm guessing that information pleases you.
(Sat. 1:22 p.m.)
I live in Sherwood!
(Sat. 1:24 p.m.)
Good for you.
(Sat. 1:25 p.m.)
Stop that.
(Sat. 1:25 p.m.)
Enjoy this joy!
(Sat. 1:27 p.m.)
What joy?
(Sat. 1:29 p.m.)
I can come visit u Logie!
(Sat. 1:30 p.m.)
No.
(Sat. 1:31 p.m.)
No?
(Sat. 1:31 p.m.)
Yes, Kendall, no.
(Sat. 1:32 p.m.)
Why?
(Sat. 1:32 p.m.)
Because.
(Sat. 1:33 p.m.)
Because what?
(Sat. 1:35 p.m.)
I have my reasons. Just please, don't come visit.
(Sat. 1:37 p.m.)
:( poo
(Sat. 1:37 p.m.)
Ok.
(Sat. 1:38 p.m.)
I'll send flowers 2 a Mr. Logie.
(Sat. 1:39 p.m.)
They're gonna be posies.
(Sat. 1:40 p.m.)
I loathe posies.
(Sat. 1:41 p.m.)
Loathe?
(Sat. 1:41 p.m.)
Who loathes?
(Sat. 1:44 p.m.)
I do.
(Sat. 1:46 p.m.)
Wait.
(Sat. 1:50 p.m.)
Carlos is here.
(Sat. 1:52 p.m.)
At your house I'm guessing.
(Sat. 1:53 p.m.)
Yes.
(Sat. 1:54 p.m.)
He haz da new Halo game!
(Sat. 1:55 p.m.)
We're gonna play it!
(Sat. 1:57 p.m.)
I guess I'll leave you to it.
(Sat. 1:59 p.m.)
Aw.
(Sat. 2:01 p.m.)
But we're having a nice conversation.
(Sat. 2:03 p.m.)
Do you want to continue this conversation or play Halo?
(Sat. 2:04 p.m.)
...Halo.
(Sat. 2:07 p.m.)
Go ahead then. I don't mind. James is coming to visit so it's not like I won't be bored. I'll be having another conversation with someone just as pitifully stupid as you are.
(Sat. 2:09 p.m.)
I'm not stupid!
(Sat. 2:10 p.m.)
My brain iz average!
(Sat. 2:12 p.m.)
Good for you.
(Sat. 2:14 p.m.)
Meanie. :(
(Sat. 2:14 p.m.)
Bye Logie.
(Sat. 2:17 p.m.)
Goodbye, Kendall.
(Mon. 1:34 p.m.)
It takes 3 whales to hav sex!
(Mon. 1:34 p.m.)
Wut
(Mon. 1:35 p.m.)
My brain can't handle dat!
(Mon. 1:39 p.m.)
I take it you're in class.
(Mon. 1:41 p.m.)
YES.
(Mon. 1:42 p.m.)
I got bored n started texting you.
(Mon. 1:43 p.m.)
Then my teacher started talking bout whale mating patterns.
(Mon. 1:46 p.m.)
And they told you about how two whales will mate but a third needs to be there to keep them in their positions so they don't float away.
(Mon. 1:47 p.m.)
Yes!
(Mon. 1:54 p.m.)
It's like, "Oh, no worries. You two can go on having sex. I'll just be here minding my own business. And can you not be so loud this time? Last time y'all attracted a shark. That was not fun."
(Mon. 1:58 p.m.)
U will not believe da noise dat came out of my mouth.
(Mon. 1:59 p.m.)
And dude!
(Mon. 1:59 p.m.)
I'm in class!
(Mon. 2:00 p.m.)
I just got detention cuz of you!
(Mon. 2:01 p.m.)
And y'all?
(Mon. 2:02 p.m.)
Country people say y'all.
(Mon. 2:03 p.m.)
Are you a closeted country person Logie?
(Mon. 2:05 p.m.)
I grew up in Texas until I was five. So, yeah.
(Mon. 2:07 p.m.)
I'M FRIENDS WITH A TEXAN GENUIS!
(Mon. 2:10 p.m.)
You seem very proud about that.
(Mon. 2:12 p.m.)
I am.
(Mon. 2:12 p.m.)
Wait.
(Mon. 2:13 p.m.)
I wanna ask you somethin.
(Mon. 2:16 p.m.)
I'm not getting any younger here, ask away.
(Mon. 2:17 p.m.)
Rude.
(Mon. 2:18 p.m.)
You're a teenager right?
(Mon. 2:20 p.m.)
Yr not like some 20 somethin yr old, right?
(Mon. 2:21 p.m.)
Cause either way iz be fine with that.
(Mon. 2:22 p.m.)
U could get me beer n stuff.
(Mon. 2:23 p.m.)
Like marshmallow vodka.
(Mon. 2:25 p.m.)
That sounds disgusting.
(Mon. 2:27 p.m.)
But I want it.
(Mon. 2:29 p.m.)
Yes, Kendall. I'm of under age. 16.
(Mon. 2:31 p.m.)
NO.
(Mon. 2:32 p.m.)
BUT I WANT MARSHMALLOW VODKA.
(Mon. 2:35 p.m.)
That sounds disgusting. Vodka in itself is already has a rueful taste with its strong bitterness. Adding marshmallows to that will make it most likely unpleasant to drink.
(Mon. 2:36 p.m.)
U KNOW WHAT VODKA TASTE LIKE?
(Mon. 2:36 p.m.)
SUCH A REBEL.
(Mon. 2:39 p.m.)
My brother used to sneak me a drink.
(Mon. 2:41 p.m.)
Yr brother sounds cool.
(Mon. 2:444 p.m.)
Yeah...
(Mon. 2:46 p.m.)
I just realized somethin else.
(Mon. 2:48 p.m.)
You seem to realize things a lot. You know that?
(Mon. 2:49 p.m.)
Sshh.
(Mon. 2:50 p.m.)
Askin nother question over here.
(Mon. 2:52 p.m.)
If we're the same age and liv in the same town.
(Mon. 2:54 p.m.)
Y don't we know each other?
(Mon. 2:56 p.m.)
Wouldn't we be going to the same school?
(Mon. 2:58 p.m.)
We would.
(Mon. 2:59 p.m.)
If I went to public school.
(Mon. 3:00 p.m.)
GASP
(Mon. 3:01 p.m.)
DON'T TELL ME.
(Mon. 3:02 p.m.)
You go 2 dat rich kid private school?
(Mon. 3:03 p.m.)
NO D:
(Mon. 3:05 p.m.)
It's catholic school, Kendall. Not some rich, snobby, private school.
(Mon. 3:06 p.m.)
Same difference.
(Mon. 3:07 p.m.)
GASP
(Mon. 3:09 p.m.)
You gasp a lot.
(Mon. 3:11 p.m.)
Shut it meanie.
(Mon. 3:12 p.m.)
Do u know Jett?
(Mon. 3:15 p.m.)
Oh god. Sadly, I do.
(Mon. 3:16 p.m.)
Sadly?
(Mon. 3:18 p.m.)
He's a jerk, douche, delinquent need I go on?
(Mon. 3:20 p.m.)
Nope.
(Mon. 3:22 p.m.)
I don't like him either.
(Mon. 3:23 p.m.)
We met once.
(Mon. 3:25 p.m.)
When?
(Mon. 3:27 p.m.)
When our schools played against each other n hockey last year.
(Mon. 3:28 p.m.)
I was on da team.
(Mon. 3:30 p.m.)
And Jett was too.
(Mon. 3:31 p.m.)
Yup.
(Mon. 3:32 p.m.)
He's a huge mega meanie.
(Mon. 3:33 p.m.)
More than u.
(Mon. 3:35 p.m.)
I can't tell if that was an insult or compliment.
(Mon. 3:37 p.m.)
Whichever dat doesn't give me da stink i.
(Mon. 3:40 p.m.)
Compliment it is.
(Mon. 3:42 p.m.)
So if you know Jett, do you know his girlfriend? She goes to the only high school in Sherwood, which I'm guessing you go to.
(Mon. 3:43 p.m.)
Girlfriend?
(Mon. 3:44 p.m.)
Who is she?
(Mon. 3:46 p.m.)
Jo Taylor. I think. That's what he said.
(Mon. 3:47 p.m.)
HA. DATS A FUNNY JOKE.
(Mon. 3:50 p.m.)
?
(Mon. 3:51 p.m.)
It's not a joke.
(Mon. 3:53 p.m.)
Wut.
(Mon. 3:55 p.m.)
By your reaction I'm guessing you know Jo Taylor?
(Mon. 3:57 p.m.)
Yes.
(Mon. 3:58 p.m.)
She's my friend.
(Mon. 3:59 p.m.)
Ex actually.
(Mon. 4:00 p.m.)
But we aight.
(Mon. 4:01 p.m.)
And she is NOT dating Jett.
(Mon. 4:04 p.m.)
She isn't? Jett talks about her all the time at lunch.
(Mon. 4:06 p.m.)
U sit with him at lunch?
(Mon. 4:09 p.m.)
No. I sit near his table with James. He talks really loud. It's kind of hard not to ease drop.
(Mon. 4:11 p.m.)
Yeah, no. Jo is FRIENDS with him. She's told me personally dat she doesn't like him like dat.
(Mon. 4:13 p.m.)
She's only friends with him cuz he's her neighbor.
(Mon. 4:14 p.m.)
And he buys her stuff.
(Mon. 4:15 p.m.)
And she gives it to me!
(Mon. 4:16 p.m.)
That's how I got me an XBOX!
(Mon. 4:19 p.m.)
Jett bought Jo an Xbox?
(Mon. 4:21 p.m.)
Yup.
(Mon. 4:22 p.m.)
Is mine now bitch.
(Mon. 4:28 p.m.)
I have to go D:
(Mon. 4:30 p.m.)
Carlos came over n wants a super early dinner
(Mon. 4:34 p.m.)
Enjoy your "super early dinner," Kendall.
(Mon. 4:36 p.m.)
Enjoy your hospital food Logie.
(Mon. 4:39 p.m.)
It would be hard to when for lunch I had some moldy pudding.
(Mon. 4:40 p.m.)
D:
(Mon. 4:41 p.m.)
Gross.
(Mon. 4:44 p.m.)
Surprisingly, tasted good.
(Mon. 4:48 p.m.)
D: Even grosser!
(Mon. 4:52 p.m.)
:P Good bye, Kendall
(Mon. 4:54 p.m.)
Later Logie!
Not as sentimental as the first chapter, but, still going on. Yup, tell me ya like about it and shit. Just noticed that I don't have cofver art for this. Will do. Just give me a few hours. Already found a picture I'm gonna alter the shit out of for this story.