Phew, I almost thought I wouldn't be able to upload this today. I'm staying with my parents for the week and there internet is the shittiest thing ever. I was without internet for like five hours. It was torture. Anyways, here, the next update. FYI, theirs actual dialogue going on in this chapter but it doesn't italisice, bold, or underline because people talking usually doesn't get that stuff. Just know that it's James and Kendall talking on the phone.
Kendall Logan James
~~~One week later~~~
(Mon. 7:45 p.m.)
Logan?
(Mon. 7:55 p.m.)
What Kendall?
(Mon. 7:57 p.m.)
Sorry bout that.
(Mon. 7:59 p.m.)
About what? The fact that I told you my brother died and you ignored me for a week. Thanks, but that's not going to cut it.
(Mon. 8:02 p.m.)
I'm sorry!
(Mon. 8:03 p.m.)
I just didn't know wut to say.
(Mon. 8:04 p.m.)
And then my coach when all postal on us n I barely had time after practice 2 even eat n sleep!
(Mon. 8:05 p.m.)
Let alone process dis and text you.
(Mon. 8:08 p.m.)
Do you know the hardest thing about telling you is?
(Mon. 8:10 p.m.)
Wut?
(Mon. 8:12 p.m.)
For some odd reason, beyond my understanding, I'm not mad.
(Mon. 8:13 p.m.)
Yay!
(Mon. 8:14 p.m.)
I'm disappointed though.
(Mon. 8:15 p.m.)
:(
(Mon. 8:19 p.m.)
Yeah, you better be sad. I told you this huge thing. Something that I still can't fully process myself and you went and ignored me for an entire week.
(Mon. 8:21 p.m.)
I thought you weren't mad?
(Mon. 8:22 p.m.)
U sound mad.
(Mon. 8:25 p.m.)
I lied. I'm very angry with you. I should get James over to your house and beat you in a way that a masochist would not like.
(Mon. 8:26 p.m.)
U membered.
(Mon. 8:29 p.m.)
Of course I fucking remembered. When I'm angry it's like I'm a super genius. I remember everything about the person I'm angry at so I can us that as ammunition.
(Mon. 8:31 p.m.)
U sweared.
(Mon. 8:32 p.m.)
Logie never sweared be4
(Mon. 8:36 p.m.)
Are you even taking this conversation serious? Because I swear I'll do what I said to you the first time we texted.
(Mon. 8:38 p.m.)
Dat you'd wheel yourself out n beat me with a crutch?
(Mon. 8:40 p.m.)
I'm going to make sure it's a rusty old crutch. Make you get tetanus.
(Mon. 8:42 p.m.)
NO.
(Mon. 8:43 p.m.)
I haven't had my tetanus shot yet!
(Mon. 8:45 p.m.)
Even better.
(Mon. 8:47 p.m.)
Apology text hug?
(Mon. 8:49 p.m.)
That's not even a thing.
(Mon. 8:50 p.m.)
And no. Just let me yell at you some more through texts and I'll get over it.
(Mon. 8:52 p.m.)
Ok
(Mon. 8:53 p.m.)
Yell away
(Mon. 8:55 p.m.)
Your eyebrows are hideous. I mean, do you intentionally make them look like caterpillars crawling over your face?
(Mon. 8:59 p.m.)
I'm sorry for whoever you date. I feel sorry that Jo had to date you. At least, from what I've seen on your Facebook her eyebrows looked managed and trimmed. Yours remind me of a caveman.
(Mon. 9:03 p.m.)
And really, Kendall. You need to fix your privacy setting on your Facebook account. I can see everything about you on it and we're not even friends on it.
(Mon. 9:05 p.m.)
U done?
(Mon. 9:06 p.m.)
No. Give me a minute.
(Mon. 9:10 p.m.)
And you're an idiot, who stays up all night playing Halo and expects to pass there math test the next day? Only an idiot would pray for that ridiculous outcome. I'm happy Karma is on my side and you failed that test.
(Mon. 9:11 p.m.)
How bout now?
(Mon. 9:12 p.m.)
Almost.
(Mon. 9:15 p.m.)
That pony is the only thing that is aesthetically pleasing in your profile picture. Your eyebrows make you look fugly.
(Mon. 9:16 p.m.)
Ok. Now I'm done.
(Mon. 9:18 p.m.)
Wow.
(Mon. 9:19 p.m.)
No one's ever said dat much about my eyebrows.
(Mon. 9:20 p.m.)
I mean they've told me there huge.
(Mon. 9:21 p.m.)
But u
(Mon. 9:22p.m.)
U went into DETAIL about it.
(Mon. 9:23 p.m.)
U made my self-esteem go down.
(Mon. 9:24 p.m.)
:(
(Mon. 9:27 p.m.)
Good. Feel the pain. Because it isn't as bad as a friend ignoring me for an entire week after I told them my big brother died.
(Mon. 9:30 p.m.)
I feel like no matter how much I say I'm sorry you won't take it.
(Mon. 9:31 p.m.)
Damn right I won't.
(Mon. 9:32 p.m.)
Now, how was your week?
(Mon. 9:34 p.m.)
We just gonna ignore you being angry?
(Mon. 9:36 p.m.)
Yes. If we don't, I feel like I might actually follow through on my threats and beat you with a crutch.
(Mon. 9:38 p.m.)
Deserve it.
(Mon. 9:39 p.m.)
But aight.
(Mon. 9:42 p.m.)
Your literary abilities make me weep tears for my generation.
(Mon. 9:44 p.m.)
Yr just gonna burn me any chance u get?
(Mon. 9:46 p.m.)
Yes.
(Mon. 9:49 p.m.)
Fuzzy eyebrow man.
(Incoming Call)
"ello?"
"You're a fucking ass, you know that."
"Who is this?... Logan?"
"No, you fucking idiot. I'm his best friend, James."
"Oh, ugh, hi, I guess? Why am I an ass?"
"Because he fucking told you something important about why he's in the hospital and you go and fuck it up!"
"I was in hockey pra-"
"I don't care! Do you know how depressed he was when you 'ignored' him all last week? I thought he was going to try and kill himself again!"
"What!?"
"You heard me, you dumbass. After his brother died we had him on suicide watch."
"I… I didn't know."
"And that's what gets me angrier. You didn't fucking know. You didn't know that Logan and his brother were the closest people I've ever met. Don't get me started on all the stuff that made it seem like they were being all incestual and crap, they weren't, but it really seemed like it."
"…ugh…"
"My point exactly! They were so close that it hurt Logan the most. And what hurt him most was that he was there! He watched his big brother die."
"…what do you want me to say?"
"I DON'T KNOW! All I know is that the two weeks you were texting Logan he seemed back to normal. Like he and his brother weren't in that car that got hit by a drunk driver than watch his brother die. Dammit, he seemed like he was getting better. He only has a like a week left in the hospital until his legs fully heal and then he's out. "
"He really hasn't told me anything about why he was in the hospital. All I know was that his brother died."
"And that's was pisses me off more. Logan has fucking trust issues. Took him forever for him to consider me a friend."
"I was pretty much his friend a few days after we started texting."
"That pisses me off! It took months when we were kids for him to even start calling me a friend, and you, five fucking days! Which is why I'm pissed at you for ignoring him! He never meets someone he considers a friend so fast!"
"I guess I was the exception."
"Which is why you have to find a way to make it up to him."
"And do what? If you've been reading our past conversations you know that we haven't even met."
"I don't care, Kendall, just make him feel better about telling you this. He's still being all pouty even if you two made up."
"I'll think of something."
"Thank god. You better fix it, I mean really fix it between you two, soon. All this stress is really messing up my hair."
"I will."
"You better before I walk over to that crappy public school and beat your ass in front of everyone."
"Yeah… how'd you get my number anyways?"
"Wow, you are an idiot. I got into Logan's phone and got it from there."
"Oh, and I'm not an idiot!"
"Really? Cause from here you're the biggest idiot I know."
(Call ended)
(Thurs. 1:49 p.m.)
Kendall…
(Thurs. 1:56 p.m.)
Yes Logie?
(Thurs. 1:59 p.m.)
Do you know why I was sent twelve dozen bouquets of flowers to my room? Not just twelve, but twelve dozen. Making that one-hundred and forty-four flowers.
(Thurs. 2:05 p.m.)
:O
(Thurs. 2:06 p.m.)
Dats a lot.
(Thurs. 2:07 p.m.)
And no.
(Thurs. 2:08 p.m.)
I don't know.
(Thurs. 2:10 p.m.)
Then who is this "psychic psychopath extraordinaire" that signed the card and sent it to me?
(Thurs. 2:15 p.m.)
Your daily neighborhood Batman?
(Thurs. 2:17 p.m.)
Batman isn't psychic or a psychopath. He's a detective.
(Thurs. 2:20 p.m.)
Same difference.
(Thurs. 2:24 p.m.)
No, not really. Did you send me all these flowers that are currently overflowing in my room? The nurses think I have some kind of sugar daddy or cougar or something from all this. I think they're having a bet to see who it is.
(Thurs. 2:26 p.m.)
:D
(Thurs. 2:28 p.m.)
Dat's awesome!
(Thurs. 2:30 p.m.)
So who is it Logie?
(Thurs. 2:34 p.m.)
Do you have a sugar daddy?
(Thurs. 2:35 p.m.)
Or a cougar?
(Thurs. 2:36 p.m.)
;)
(Thurs. 2:39 p.m.)
Right now I have a headache from all the nurses who are currently trying to cajole the answer out of me.
(Thurs. 2:43 p.m.)
D:
(Thurs. 2:44 p.m.)
Tell them a sugar daddy.
(Thurs. 2:45 p.m.)
Cuz dats wut batman iz
(Thurs. 2:46 p.m.)
A sugar daddy who fights crime.
(Thurs. 2:50 p.m.)
Batman doesn't really date. The only person that I know who's had any type of romantic relationship with him is catwomen.
(Thurs. 2:53 p.m.)
I think the nurses want this number of my "sugar daddy" or "cougar" to see if they can get a date with them. It's very uncomfortable for me.
(Thurs. 2:57 p.m.)
They want my number?
(Thurs. 2:58 p.m.)
Give it to the hot nurses!
(Thurs. 3:04 p.m.)
Dammit, Kendall. Why did you send me all these flowers?
(Thurs. 3:07 p.m.)
U said dammit.
(Thurs. 3:10 p.m.)
Of course I did. I'm Bones, remember? You're Kirk. Now tell me why you sent me all these flowers before I wheel myself over to your school and hypo you!
(Thurs. 3:15 p.m.)
James called me and said I really needed 2 apologize to you.
(Thurs. 3:17 p.m.)
I usually never hav 2 work so hard 4 n apology unless it's 4 a girl I'm datin.
(Thurs. 3:18 p.m.)
Flowers usually work on them.
(Thurs. 3:20 p.m.)
We are not dating, Kendall.
(Thurs. 3:25 p.m.)
Yet ;)
(Thurs. 3:28 p.m.)
From what you've told me, you are a very heterosexual person.
(Thurs. 3:29 p.m.)
Wait
(Thurs. 3:30 p.m.)
JAMES CALLED YOU?
(Thurs. 3:33 p.m.)
Yup.
(Thurs. 3:35 p.m.)
I need to go.
(Thurs. 3:38 p.m.)
Logie?
(Thurs. 3:40 p.m.)
I'll text you in a bit. I have to go and yell at my best friend.
(Thurs. 3:45 p.m.)
Do u accept my apology though?
(Thurs. 3:47 p.m.)
Yes, Kendall. How did you know that lilies were my favorite?
(Thurs. 3:51 p.m.)
Cuz I'm BATMAN.
(Thurs. 4:10 p.m.)
James, my oldest best friend ever.
(Thurs. 4:15 p.m.)
I feel like I'm gonna get yelled at.
(Thurs. 4:17 p.m.)
Am I gonna get yelled at?
(Thurs. 4:19 p.m.)
Yes.
(Thurs. 4:23 p.m.)
I knew it.
(Thurs. 4:27 p.m.)
WHY DID YOU CALL KENDALL? HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HIS NUMBER?
(Thurs. 4:31 p.m.)
Well, it's not like your password on your phone is hard Logan.
(Thurs. 4:32 p.m.)
Logiebear? Really?
(Thurs. 4:33 p.m.)
Not a hard thing to figure out.
(Thurs. 4:36 p.m.)
MY MOM CALLS ME THAT.
(Thurs. 4:38 p.m.)
THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT YOU CALLED KENDALL WHEN YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO!
(Thurs. 4:40 p.m.)
I had every right dude. You're my best friend.
(Thurs. 4:42 p.m.)
He was making you feel lousy.
(Thurs. 4:43 p.m.)
So I called him.
(Thurs. 4:44 p.m.)
Yelled at him a bit.
(Thurs. 4:45 p.m.)
And told him to really apologize.
(Thurs. 4:46 p.m.)
What'd he do?
(Thurs. 4:48 p.m.)
HE SENT MY ONE-HUNDRED AND FORTY-FOUR FLOWERS!
(Thurs. 4:52 p.m.)
Aw, that's sweet.
(Thurs. 4:54 p.m.)
I underestimated the guy. Thought he was gonna call you and say sorry.
(Thurs. 4:55 p.m.)
Do you know how much it costs to get 144 flowers sent?
(Thurs. 4:56 p.m.)
Like
(Thurs. 4:57 p.m.)
A lot.
(Thurs. 4:58 p.m.)
Like
(Thurs. 4:59 p.m.)
My entire paycheck kind of a lot.
(Thurs. 5:04 p.m.)
He didn't need to apologize a second time. I understood why he didn't text back. He has a life other than constantly texting me.
(Thurs. 5:09 p.m.)
That doesn't mean you weren't hurt when he "ignored" you for a week.
(Thurs. 5:10 p.m.)
I know you Logan.
(Thurs. 5:11 p.m.)
You hold grudges.
(Thurs. 5:12 p.m.)
Like
(Thurs. 5:13 p.m.)
For a really really long time.
(Thurs. 5:14 p.m.)
If he didn't apologize a second time your anger would have built up and you would have exploded on him.
(Thurs. 5:15 p.m.)
I don't want that to happen.
(Thurs. 5:16 p.m.)
You barely have any friends as it is.
(Thurs. 5:17 p.m.)
And with what happened with your brother I've been worried.
(Thurs. 5:18 p.m.)
Kendall makes you worry less.
(Thurs. 5:19 p.m.)
He distracts you from your shattered bones in your legs.
(Thurs. 5:20 p.m.)
And helps you with moving on.
(Thurs. 5:25 p.m.)
You're still a douche for not involving me in this.
(Thurs. 5:29 p.m.)
A douche who cares about his friend.
(Thurs. 7:24 p.m.)
So, tell me exactly how'd you find out what room I'm in and were able to pay for one-hundred and forty-four lilies to my room in such a short time?
(Thurs. 7:30 p.m.)
My Batman powers.
(Thurs. 7:34 p.m.)
Batman doesn't have any powers. He knows how to fight extremely well and has billions to back up his high-tech crime fighting equipment.
(Thurs. 7:35 p.m.)
U ruin all my fun.
(Thurs. 7:37 p.m.)
I ruin what needs to be ruined to find out how exactly you did the impossible.
(Thurs. 7:38 p.m.)
Fine
(Thurs. 7:40 p.m.)
Jo works at a flower shop n got me a discount on da lilies.
(Thurs. 7:42 p.m.)
Finding which room u were n wasn't dat hard. Only 1 Logie Mitchell n da hospital.
(Thurs. 7:43 p.m.)
So
(Thurs. 7:44 p.m.)
Tada
(Thurs. 7:47 p.m.)
You didn't need to do that Kendall.
(Thurs. 7:49 p.m.)
I don't care.
(Thurs. 7:50 p.m.)
I wanted 2.
(Thurs. 7:51 p.m.)
I made you feel like crap
(Thurs. 7:52 p.m.)
As yr friend it was my job to fix it
(Thurs. 7:53 p.m.)
Did I fix it?
(Thurs. 7:56 p.m.)
Yes, Kendall, you fixed.
(Thurs. 7:58 p.m.)
Yay.
(Thurs. 8:02 p.m.)
You're an idiot.
(Thurs. 8:03 p.m.)
An idiot who's yr friend :D
(Thurs. 8:05 p.m.)
Which was a huge mistake.
(Thurs. 8:06 p.m.)
GASP
(Thurs. 8:07 p.m.)
Liar.
(Thurs. 8:08 p.m.)
Yr a liar Logie.
(Thurs. 8:09 p.m.)
U love that I'm yr friend.
(Thurs. 8:12 p.m.)
No.
(Thurs. 8:14 p.m.)
Yes u are.
(Thurs. 8:15 p.m.)
I can tell yr smiling. U liar.
(Thurs. 8:16 p.m.)
I'm not.
(Thurs. 8:17 p.m.)
Totally r.
(Thurs. 8:18 p.m.)
No…
(Thurs. 8:19 p.m.)
Yup.
(Thurs. 8:20 p.m.)
Yr a smiling liar Logie.
(Thurs. 8:21 p.m.)
:D