Any grammatical errors are intentional. Just, fyi,
Kendall Logan Carlos
(Mon 10:03 a.m.)
Kendall...
(Mon 10:06 a.m.)
Hi!
(Mon 10:07 a.m.)
Wut can I do 4 y mr. Logie Mitchell?
(Mon 10:10 a.m.)
Distract me. It's quiet.
(Mon 10:13 a.m.)
Well
(Mon 10:14 a.m.)
U r n da hospital.
(Mon 10:16 a.m.)
No I'm not.
(Mon 10:19 a.m.)
Wut?
(Mon 10:22 a.m.)
I just got discharged today. I'm at my house. My mom stayed home from work to take care of me but it's really quiet. Distract me.
(Mon 10:25 a.m.)
Y didn u tell me?
(Mon 10:26 a.m.)
I would hav got u more flowers.
(Mon 10:29 a.m.)
I'm ok with flowers Kendall. You really didn't have to get me them. Especially since my mom is obsessed with flowers and can make them last almost a month just in the vase.
(Mon 10:32 a.m.)
Aww
(Mon 10:33 a.m.)
U took da flowers home.
(Mon 10:35 a.m.)
My mom insisted on that. They're all around my room right now. It's slightly distressing.
(Mon 10:37 a.m.)
Awesome!
(Mon 10:38 a.m.)
So
(Mon 10:39 a.m.)
Logie Mitchell
(Mon 10:40 a.m.)
How does it feel to be in da real world?
(Mon 10:43 a.m.)
Odd. I've been in the hospital for two months recovering and finally being out is relieving yet overwhelming.
(Mon 10:47 a.m.)
U hav been in the hospital 4 2 months.
(Mon 10:49 a.m.)
Must be an adjustment to re-assimilate back into society.
(Mon 10:52 a.m.)
You're use of advanced vocabulary makes me giddy inside.
(Mon 10:55 a.m.)
Knew dat would help.
(Mon 10:56 a.m.)
I'm that good
(Mon 10:57 a.m.)
;)
(Mon 10:58 a.m.)
Turn people on wif just a few words.
(Mon. 11:01 a.m.)
There's a difference between butterflies in your stomach and being turned on. One of which I will never be by your voice, actions, or texts.
(Mon. 11:05 a.m.)
...meanie.
(Mon. 11:07 a.m.)
It's alright, Kendall. I'm sure you get all the ladies.
(Mon. 11:11 a.m.)
BITCH.
(Mon. 11:12 a.m.)
I do.
(Mon. 11:13 a.m.)
Get all da ladies!
(Mon. 11:16 a.m.)
I'm goin on a date n a few days btw.
(Mon. 11:18 a.m.)
I feel sorry for that poor girl. What's her name, so I can pray for her?
(Mon. 11:21 a.m.)
Hey!
(Mon. 11:22 a.m.)
Da ladies love me!
(Mon. 11:24 a.m.)
And her name is Lucy.
(Mon. 11:27 a.m.)
Lucy Stone? Red highlights, Lucy Stone?
(Mon. 11:30 a.m.)
...yeah
(Mon. 11:34 a.m.)
How do ya know her?
(Mon. 11:35 a.m.)
GASP.
(Mon. 11:36 a.m.)
Did ya date her?
(Mon. 11:39 a.m.)
Kendall. Honestly. Do you think I would have dated punk-rock Lucy Stone? With my type of personality?
(Mon. 11:42 a.m.)
Idk.
(Mon. 11:46 a.m.)
Did you?
(Mon. 11:48 a.m.)
No, I did not date Lucy Stone.
(Mon. 11:50 a.m.)
Then how do ya know her?
(Mon. 11:51 a.m.)
Huh Logan huh?
(Mon. 11:55 a.m.)
How
(Mon. 11:56 a.m.)
Do
(Mon. 11:58 a.m.)
Ya
(Mon. 11:59 a.m.)
Know
(Mon. 12:00 p.m.)
Her?
(Mon. 12:02 p.m.)
Well if you stopped texting word by word I can tell you.
(Mon. 12:05 p.m.)
Fine.
(Mon. 12:06 p.m.)
Go.
(Mon. 12:08 p.m.)
Our moms are in the same book club.
(Mon. 12:10 p.m.)
Oh.
(Mon. 12:11 p.m.)
So
(Mon. 12:12 p.m.)
Ya haven't dated her?
(Mon. 12:15 p.m.)
No, Kendall, I haven't. You don't have to feel threatened by the two of us knowing each other. We only talked when her mom forced her to go to book club at my place when we were younger.
(Mon. 12:17 p.m.)
She comes by with her mom sometimes, but as you know, I've been in the hospital for two months.
(Mon. 12:19 p.m.)
Yeah.
(Mon. 12:20 p.m.)
How does it feel 2 be out in da real world?
(Mon. 12:22 p.m.)
Seeing as I've been in my room all day, anticlimactic.
(Mon. 12:26 p.m.)
Ya not going to school yet?
(Mon. 12:29 p.m.)
Not for at least another month. I could go by wheel chair or crutch but rather not.
(Mon. 12:33 p.m.)
Y?
(Mon. 12:36 p.m.)
People, Kendall. If I went with a wheelchair or crutches I'd be the center of attention. I'd rather not be.
(Mon. 12:39 p.m.)
How r u not behind in school work?
(Mon. 12:43 p.m.)
I thought I told you this already? James brings me my school work when he comes and visits and gives it to my teachers the next day.
(Mon. 12:46 p.m.)
So yr not behind?
(Mon. 12:49 p.m.)
Nope. Still have mid-nineties in all my classes.
(Mon. 12:51 p.m.)
O:
(Mon. 12:52 p.m.)
90s!?
(Mon. 12:54 p.m.)
Yes.
(Mon. 12:56 p.m.)
I forget yr a genius.
(Mon. 12:58 p.m.)
Well, that is because you're the stupid one in the conversation.
(Mon. 1:02 p.m.)
O:
(Mon. 1:03 p.m.)
My feelings!
(Mon. 1:04 p.m.)
U hurt them!
(Mon. 1:06 p.m.)
I'm so so sorry. Here let me send a hug through text for you.
(Mon. 1:10 p.m.)
U said those aren't a thing!
(Mon. 1:13 p.m.)
Now they are.
(Mon. 1:15 p.m.)
…Logie you are so weird.
(Mon. 1:17 p.m.)
Are you just realizing that right now?
(Mon. 1:19 p.m.)
No.
(Mon. 1:20 p.m.)
Just felt like I needed 2 tell ya.
(Mon. 1:22 p.m.)
Thank you, Kendall. I know that I am weird. Having only two friends tends to do that to you.
(Mon. 1:25 p.m.)
GASP
(Mon. 1:26 p.m.)
I JUST GOT DA PERFECT IDEA
(Mon. 1:28 p.m.)
I'm scared to know what it is.
(Mon. 1:30 p.m.)
I'LL MAKE CARLOS TEXT YOU.
(Mon. 1:31 p.m.)
I'M A GENUIS.
(Mon. 1:33 p.m.)
Why are you texting in all caps?
(Mon. 1:36 p.m.)
CUZ
(Mon. 1:37 p.m.)
I'M A GENIUS.
(Mon. 1:39 p.m.)
You have told me repeatedly that I am the genius and yet I am not texting in caps. Says a lot.
(Mon. 1:43 p.m.)
No it doesn't!
(Mon. 1:46 p.m.)
I'll text Carlos right now.
(Mon. 1:48 p.m.)
You're in school.
(Mon. 1:50 p.m.)
Yeah…?
(Mon. 1:51 p.m.)
Wuts yr point?
(Mon. 1:54 p.m.)
From what I can tell about you, you would make it possible for you and your best friend to have the same schedule.
(Mon. 1:57 p.m.)
…true.
(Mon. 1:58 p.m.)
But like I told ya b4.
(Mon. 1:59 p.m.)
I'm smarter than Carlos.
(Mon. 2:00 p.m.)
I'm in an ap class right now.
(Mon. 2:03 p.m.)
Kendall. I'm surprised. You? In an advanced placement class? Never would have guessed.
(Mon. 2:07 p.m.)
Dats cuz u don't know everything bout me Logie.
(Mon. 2:10 p.m.)
I know that you text like an illiterate hillbilly and play hockey.
(Mon. 2:14 p.m.)
WHO TOLD YA I PLAYED HOCKEY!?
(Mon. 2:15 p.m.)
R U A PSYCHIC?
(Mon. 2:17 p.m.)
Kendall…
(Mon. 2:18 p.m.)
Really?
(Mon. 2:19 p.m.)
You told me the second week I knew you.
(Mon. 2:23 p.m.)
Oh…
(Mon. 2:24 p.m.)
Rite….
(Mon. 2:25 p.m.)
I KNEW THAT.
(Mon. 2:32 p.m.)
Sure you did.
(Mon. 2:34 p.m.)
Sigh, sorry. I have to go. My mom's acting like her heads cut off, because I sat up without asking her. She thinks I broke or sprained something because I squeaked a little from the pain.
(Mon. 2:37 p.m.)
U squeaked?
(Mon. 2:38 p.m.)
Like a mouse?
(Mon. 2:39 p.m.)
CUTE.
(Mon. 2:42 p.m.)
Stop telling another boy he is cute. Sends him the wrong message. And anyways, you have a date. Exactly, when though? So I know to ignore your texts as you try to shamelessly flirt with me.
(Mon. 2:46 p.m.)
I DON'T FLIRT WITH YOU.
(Mon. 2:48 p.m.)
You do a little, Kendall.
(Mon. 2:50 p.m.)
I do?
(Mon. 2:52 p.m.)
Oh, well…. IDC
(Mon. 2:53 p.m.)
AND
(Mon. 2:54 p.m.)
It's dis Friday.
(Mon. 2:56 p.m.)
I'll ignore you Friday then.
(Mon. 2:59 p.m.)
AND I'LL BE GETTING A BITCH.
(Mon. 3:02 p.m.)
Say that to Lucy's face and she'll most likely punch you.
(Mon. 3:05 p.m.)
RITE.
(Mon. 3:06 p.m.)
I'M GETTING A DATE WITH A LADY.
(Mon. 3:09 p.m.)
Sigh. I guess she won't hit you at that.
(Wed. 6:39 p.m.)
So y am I texting u?
(Wed. 6:44 p.m.)
Who is this? Carlos?
(Wed. 6:46 p.m.)
No doy ya idiot.
(Wed. 6:49 p.m.)
It seems like you are not in a good mood. Tell your best friends friend about this. And why you're texting him.
(Wed. 6:52 p.m.)
I'm texting u because Kendall wouldn't stop bothering me until I did.
(Wed. 6:55 p.m.)
Wow. I understood the majority of that sentence without having to use my teenage hormones to translate all the abbreviations. I'm impressed, and Kendall called you stupid.
(Wed. 6:58 p.m.)
HE DID?
(Wed. 7:02 p.m.)
On many occasions. And I thought he was kidding when he said he would get you to text me. It was three days ago.
(Wed. 7:05 p.m.)
3 dys of him poking me over n over 2 text u!
(Wed. 7:07 p.m.)
There's the abbreviations I know and loathe.
(Wed. 7:09 p.m.)
So Logan. Whats yr deal?
(Wed. 7:12 p.m.)
My deal? I don't know many teenagers that say "deal."
(Wed. 7:15 p.m.)
From what Kendall told me you don't hav a lot of friends to know dat.
(Wed. 7:17 p.m.)
Touche.
(Wed. 7:19 p.m.)
Touche? Wuts dat? Is it like an ice cream?
(Wed. 7:24 p.m.)
Sigh. Never mind. Ok, here's my 'deal.' I was in a car accident with my brother, wounded up in the hospital for two months recovering from life threatening injuries, Kendall started texting me a month into that thinking it was you-on that note, why didn't he just switch his contacts into his new phone?
(Wed. 7:26 p.m.)
He would hav.
(Wed. 7:28 p.m.)
If we didn't see what would happen to it if we put it in the microwave.
(Wed. 7:31 p.m.)
Really? The microwave? Why did y'all put his phone in the microwave?
(Wed. 7:34 p.m.)
I was curious!
(Wed. 7:35 p.m.)
And he didn't know about it until it blew the power out in my house.
(Wed. 7:37 p.m.)
If you knew me back then I would have gladly told you "I told you so."
(Wed. 7:39 p.m.)
Yeah whatever.
(Wed. 7:40 p.m.)
What else were you saying?
(Wed. 7:41 p.m.)
You started 2 talk 2 Kendall and?
(Wed. 7:45 p.m.)
We talked for three of the four weeks we knew each other. He was caught up with hockey starting up again that he didn't text me for a week, which left me bitter because I told him something very, very important.
(Wed. 7:47 p.m.)
Yr brother died?
(Wed. 7:48 p.m.)
Right?
(Wed. 7:50 p.m.)
I should have guessed that he told you that. Yes, he did. In the car accident.
(Wed. 7:52 p.m.)
Sorry.
(Wed. 7:55 p.m.)
It's alright. It's not like it was your fault.
(Wed. 7:57 p.m.)
I asked my dad bout it.
(Wed. 7:58 p.m.)
He's a cop.
(Wed. 7:59 p.m.)
He was on duty dat night.
(Wed. 8:03 p.m.)
And what did he say?
(Wed. 8:05 p.m.)
You were lucky to be alive.
(Wed. 8:07 p.m.)
Said whoever was driving was driving way over the speed limit drunk and was texting.
(Wed. 8:10 p.m.)
That's what James told me. He said they didn't survive.
(Wed. 8:12 p.m.)
Nah, my dad said he died on the scene.
(Wed. 8:16 p.m.)
In all honesty this was not how I pictured any conversation with you to go.
(Wed. 8:18 p.m.)
What'd ya think we were gonna talk about?
(Wed. 8:21 p.m.)
Oh, your obsession with corndogs, hockey; things that interest you. Not my depressing life for the past few months.
(Wed. 8:24 p.m.)
What is it with u?
(Wed. 8:29 p.m.)
You're going to have to be more specific with that. For all I know you can be asking about me recovering and slowly being able to walk again, the fact that I haven't had a hair cut in three months, so everything's getting shaggy, or my mom keeping all the flowers Kendall got me as an apology making my room smell like lilies twenty-four-seven.
(Wed. 8:31 p.m.)
He sent u flowers?
(Wed. 8:34 p.m.)
Yes, did he not tell you?
(Wed. 8:36 p.m.)
No, just dat he was being an idiot and got u mad at him.
(Wed. 8:37 p.m.)
Wait
(Wed. 8:38 p.m.)
Don't distract me!
(Wed. 8:39 p.m.)
I'm trying to point something out!
(Wed. 8:42 p.m.)
Will it make this conversation lighthearted and funny like my conversations with Kendall, or back to depressing?
(Wed. 8:44 p.m.)
Depressing
(Wed. 8:46 p.m.)
Why are u so nonshalant about what happened 2 u and yr brother?
(Wed. 8:49 p.m.)
*Nonchalant*
(Wed. 8:51 p.m.)
Dude
(Wed. 8:52 p.m.)
Whatever
(Wed. 8:53 p.m.)
Answer the question.
(Wed. 9:00 p.m.)
Alright Mr. Bossy Pants. I'm not "nonchalant" about the fact that my brother and I were in a car accident and I don't get to see him anymore. I'm very pissed about it. But, honestly, what are you going to do about it? It's not like me being angry about it will solve anything. It's all in the past. I'm trying to move on with my life. Why can no one see that? James thinks I'm suicidal, my parents are paying for me to see a therapists over the accident. I DON'T CARE. All I want is for them grieve like I did, and then get on with their lives like I'm trying so hard to do. But no, they can't handle the fact that I'm so understanding. I know that my brother died. No one has to remind me that. I KNOW THAT. They weren't the ones who were there with him in the car. They didn't see how he did his best to keep my mind off the fact that we were hit by a car and flipped down the road. They weren't the ones who talked to me about the cross country road trip I was going with him and James to see all the different schools I could go to when I graduated. They weren't the ones who distracted me about the fact that I couldn't feel my legs or anything from the waist below. And they weren't the ones who kept calling out to him while he finally bled out from the shards of glass in his side. They weren't there. So they need to understand that I don't want to talk about it. That I don't want to remember that night. I knows he's dead. They need to stop reminding me!
(Wed. 9:07 p.m.)
I
(Wed. 9:08 p.m.)
Um
(Wed. 9:09 p.m.)
I know that dude.
(Wed. 9:10 p.m.)
Maybe they don't?
(Wed. 9:11 p.m.)
That's why they keep asking you about it?
(Wed. 9:12 p.m.)
They want u 2 tell them this stuff.
(Wed. 9:18 p.m.)
Dude?
(Wed. 9:19 p.m.)
U there?
…
…
…
(Wed. 9:40 p.m.)
Yeah, I'm here.
(Wed. 9:41 p.m.)
Sorry you had to read all that. I don't know where that came from.
(Wed. 9:43 p.m.)
Logan dude u don't have to explain urself
(Wed. 9:44 p.m.)
Totally understand.
(Wed. 9:46 p.m.)
Still. Sorry.
(Wed. 9:48 p.m.)
Dude
(Wed. 9:49 p.m.)
Like I said
(Wed. 9:50 p.m.)
Totally fine
(Wed. 9:51 p.m.)
I'll give u som time 4 urself.
(Wed. 9:52 p.m.)
U probably need It
(Wed. 9:55 p.m.)
Yeah, thank you, Carlos. Kendall was wrong about you. You're not an idiot.
(Wed. 9:57 p.m.)
Thanks dude. Now if only girls will see that.
(Wed. 10:00 p.m.)
If you were a guy and my legs worked, I would totally jump you.
(Wed. 10:03 p.m.)
Wut?
(Wed. 10:05 p.m.)
Did ya… did ya just come out to me?
(Wed. 10:08 p.m.)
I felt like it was more of a compliant, but I guess so. Carlos, I am a homosexual. I like guys not girls. Why? Is that a problem?
(Wed. 10:10 p.m.)
NO!
(Wed. 10:11 p.m.)
Dude
(Wed. 10:12 p.m.)
Totally fine with you being gay!
(Wed. 10:13 p.m.)
I'm not homophobic!
(Wed. 10:14 p.m.)
Go rainbow power!
(Wed. 10:17 p.m.)
Rainbow power? Alright then. That was a bit odd, but from what Kendall has told me, you are a bit odd.
(Wed. 10:19 p.m.)
Does Kendall know?
(Wed. 10:22 p.m.)
That I play for the other team, per-se? No, the topics never come up about my sexuality. But I have my concerns.
(Wed. 10:24 p.m.)
Concerns? U think Kendall'll not like that ur gay?
(Wed. 10:27 p.m.)
No, we've talked about gay in general. But he has flirted a lot with me, well, I think. I've never been flirted with anyone before so I'm not sure.
(Wed. 10:29 p.m.)
Dude
(Wed. 10:31 p.m.)
Don't ask me.
(Wed. 10:32 p.m.)
He never lets me around him when he turns on his charm 4 da ladies. Says I cramp his style.
(Wed. 10:35 p.m.)
Are you unintentionally cock-blocking? I would pay to see that.
(Wed. 10:37 p.m.)
I don't mean 2!
(Wed. 10:41 p.m.)
Thank you, Carlos. You've made this depressing day that much brighter. Now I get to imagine Kendall never scoring because of you.
(Wed. 10:43 p.m.)
Dude
(Wed. 10:44 p.m.)
I aim 2 please.
(Fri. 6:30 p.m.)
KENDALL
(Fri. 6:30 p.m.)
DUDE
(Fri. 6:31 p.m.)
TEXT ME BACK
(Fri. 6:33p.m.)
I HAVE STUFF 2 TELL U
(Fri. 6:34 p.m.)
IMPORTANT STUFF
(Fri. 6:36 p.m.)
Carlos, I'm bout 2 go on my date with Lucy. Wut's so important?
(Fri. 6:38 p.m.)
It's bout Logan!
(Fri. 6:40 p.m.)
Carlos! I'm about 2 go on my date wit Lucy! Why didn't ya tell me b4 now?
(Fri. 6:42 p.m.)
I forgot.
(Fri. 6:43 p.m.)
Then I membered when my dad was talking about stopping a drunk driver 2day.
(Fri. 6:45 p.m.)
U NEED 2 TALK 2 LOGAN.
(Fri. 6:47 p.m.)
Why? I'm about 2 go on my date with Lucy.
(Fri. 6:48 p.m.)
U remember? Lucy Stone?
(Fri. 6:49 p.m.)
Da girl dat took 3 months 3 finally say yes 2 a date with me?
(Fri. 6:51 p.m.)
Dude I know I told you that I didn't like Logan earlier because he wouldn't tell u what was up with him
(Fri. 6:52 p.m.)
But come on
(Fri. 6:53 p.m.)
Logan's awesome
(Fri. 6:55 p.m.)
I know dat. He was my friend 1st.
(Fri. 6:56 p.m.)
I'll text him after my date
(Fri. 6:58 p.m.)
Kendall no right now!
(Fri. 7:00 p.m.)
I'm not going 2 text logan right b4 my date with Lucy!
(Fri. 7:01 p.m.)
A simple hi can get da 2 of us rambling back n 4th 4 hrs!
(Fri. 7:02 p.m.)
Lucy would not like it dat I'm texting my friend during our date!
(Fri. 7:05 p.m.)
Kendall
(Fri. 7:06 p.m.)
Then I'm sorry to say this
(Fri. 7:07 p.m.)
But
(Fri. 7:08 p.m.)
I'm pulling my best friend card on this
(Fri. 7:09 p.m.)
I don't care if you go on yr date with Lucy
(Fri. 7:10 p.m.)
Just text Logan like right now
(Fri. 7:15 p.m.)
I hate you
(Fri. 7:16 p.m.)
Using da best friend card on me
(Fri. 7:17 p.m.)
I only ever used dat 1 on u 2 make sure u wouldn't mess anythin up!
(Fri. 7:19 p.m.)
And that's what I'm doing
(Fri. 7:20 p.m.)
Now
(Fri. 7:21 p.m.)
Text Logan & make him happy
(Fri. 7:23 p.m.)
Fine but yr telling me why later tonight. I have 2 go n cancel a date.
(Fri. 7:26 p.m.)
Deal.
(Fri. 7:45 p.m.)
LOGIE MITCHELL
(Fri. 7:49 p.m.)
Kendall?
(Fri. 7:51 p.m.)
Aren't you supposed to be on a date with Lucy right now? I'll just ignore your texts, don't want Lucy to be angry that you're texting someone during y'alls date.
(Fri. 7:55 p.m.)
Ugh
(Fri. 7:57 p.m.)
Bout dat
(Fri. 7:58 p.m.)
She canceled, yeah, she canceled.
(Fri. 8:00 p.m.)
She did? Why?
(Fri. 8:03 p.m.)
Ergh, family emergency? Her dad broke his arm and they took him 2 da hospital.
(Fri. 8:04 p.m.)
Yeah dats what happened. He fell and boop broke his arm.
(Fri. 8:09 p.m.)
I don't think anyone can simply "boop" and break there arm. Send her my condolences. But, why are you texting me? Surely you have more important things to do on a Friday night, even if your date was canceled. I'm sure Carlos and you can have some Halo marathon that'll last well into the morning.
(Fri. 8:11 p.m.)
Crap
(Fri. 8:12 p.m.)
Dat sounds fun
(Fri. 8:13 p.m.)
But no
(Fri. 8:14 p.m.)
I need my Logie time 4 2day.
(Fri. 8:16 p.m.)
Kendall, we don't text every day.
(Fri. 8:18 p.m.)
Ssshhh
(Fri. 8:19 p.m.)
I'm making it a thing now. Play along
(Fri. 8:21 p.m.)
Fine.
(Fri. 8:24 p.m.)
*Clears throat* Oh my god, Kendall, you weren't going to text me today? How could you? We text every day, and just because you have a date with Lucy doesn't give you the right to ignore me!
(Fri. 8:25 p.m.)
There, did I sound clingy enough?
(Fri. 8:28 p.m.)
Logie I'm sorry. I'll make it up 2 u! How bout some more lilies? I can get Jo to give me a discount. Her manager fell in love with me after I bought all those flowers.
(Fri. 8:31 p.m.)
Oh, god, Kendall, no. I'm good on flowers. They're barely starting to show any sign of wilting and I've had them for two weeks. I'm good on flowers. And anyways, you don't know where I live.
(Fri. 8:33 p.m.)
But I hav James' #!
(Fri. 8:34 p.m.)
I bet I could make him tell me where u live Mr. Logie.
(Fri. 8:37 p.m.)
I would hit him with my crutch if he told you where I lived just so you could send me one-hundred and forty-four flowers.
(Fri. 8:39 p.m.)
U CHEATHER!
(Fri. 8:40 p.m.)
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE U WOULD BEAT WITH A CRUTCH?
(Fri. 8:41 p.m.)
JAMES' IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN!
(Fri. 8:42 p.m.)
I'LL SHOW HIM WHO YOU BELONG 2!
(Fri. 8:45 p.m.)
Kendall, let me reiterate something: we're not dating and you are straight.
(Fri. 8:47 p.m.)
SO?
(Fri. 8:48 p.m.)
JAMES CAN'T STEAL U FROM ME! YR MINE!
(Fri. 8:50 p.m.)
That's borderline possessive/stalkerish.
(Fri. 8:52 p.m.)
I am a psychic-psychopath-extraordinaire.
(Fri. 8:53 p.m.)
I could kill James n hav u all 2 myself.
(Fri. 8:55 p.m.)
Please don't. I like James' company.
(Fri. 8:57 p.m.)
More than mine?
(Fri. 8:59 p.m.)
He does still bring me pancakes even though I'm out of the hospital.
(Fri. 9:01 p.m.)
D:
(Fri. 9:02 p.m.)
I GOT U 144 FLOWERS. DAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE.
(Fri. 9:05 p.m.)
And I never told you to do that for me.
(Fri. 9:07 p.m.)
FINE.
(Fri. 9:08 p.m.)
See if I care.
(Fri. 9:11 p.m.)
Don't be like that Kendall. You still need to have your daily dose of "Logie time." Being angry at me will hinder that.
(Fri. 9:13 p.m.)
IDC. I'm mad at u now.
(Fri. 9:14 p.m.)
U big meanie head.
(Fri. 9:16 p.m.)
My head isn't that big.
(Fri. 9:18 p.m.)
Well it'S FUGLY.
(Fri. 9:19 p.m.)
JUST LIKE YR FACE.
(Fri. 9:20 p.m.)
MAKES ME WANT 2 THROW UP.
(Fri. 9:22 p.m.)
That hurts right in my very soul.
(Fri. 9:25 p.m.)
U don't have a soul!
(Fri. 9:26 p.m.)
And if ya did it would be all dry n hard!
(Fri. 9:29 p.m.)
Just like that sandwich from a month ago? I hardly think so. You've made me all warm and fuzzy with our conversations, Kendall. I'm more like a marshmallow now.
(Fri. 9:31 p.m.)
A marshmallow I wanna burn.
(Fri. 9:33 p.m.)
And hopefully put on a gram cracker with chocolate to make smores. I bet I would be a tasty smore.
(Fri. 9:35 p.m.)
Don't distract me!
(Fri. 9:36 p.m.)
I'm angry with u!
(Fri. 9:39 p.m.)
I feel like I'm very good at distracting people. You, James, and Carlos. Y'all always seemed to get distracted by me and my sassy comebacks.
(Fri. 9:41 p.m.)
Stop it
(Fri. 9:42 p.m.)
Yr making it hard for me to be angry with u
(Fri. 9:43 p.m.)
U've talked to Carlos?
(Fri. 9:44 p.m.)
My poking worked!
(Fri. 9:46 p.m.)
Yes, it did. He said you did it to him for three days straight until he caved.
(Fri. 9:48 p.m.)
Yup.
(Fri. 9:49 p.m.)
He punched me in the shoulder though.
(Fri. 9:50 p.m.)
It hurt.
(Fri. 9:51 p.m.)
I think I got a bruise.
(Fri. 9:52 p.m.)
ABUSE.
(Fri. 9:55 p.m.)
Your poking can count as abuse Kendall. The two of you seem even on that point.
(Fri. 9:57 p.m.)
Dammit.
(Fri. 9:59 p.m.)
I say dammit, Kendall. I'm Bones remember.
(Fri. 10:02 p.m.)
Too bad
(Fri. 10:03 p.m.)
I said it.
(Fri. 10:04 p.m.)
Wut ya gonna do bout it?
(Fri. 10:05 p.m.)
Huh
(Fri. 10:06 p.m.)
Logan
(Fri. 10:07 p.m.)
Wut
(Fri. 10:08 p.m.)
Ya
(Fri. 10:09 p.m.)
Gonna
(Fri. 10:10 p.m.)
Do
(Fri. 10:11 p.m.)
Bout
(Fri. 10:12 p.m.)
It?
(Fri. 10:15 p.m.)
Not this again. Kendall, at least text in somewhat complete coherent sentences. It's very annoying when my phone buzzes every five seconds at an incoming storm of texts.
(Fri. 10:17 p.m.)
Never.
(Fri. 10:29 p.m.)
Dammit, Kendall. Don't make me hit you with a crutch. I have two of them.
(Fri. 10:31 p.m.)
TWICE THE PAIN.
(Fri. 10:32 p.m.)
BRING IT.
(Fri. 10:33 p.m.)
I AM A MASOCHIST.
(Sat. 3:02 a.m.)
Ok
(Sat. 3:03 a.m.)
Spill it
(Sat. 3:05 a.m.)
Why'd ya want me to text Logan tonight? Even after ya knew bout my date with Lucy dat took 3 MONTHS 4 HER 2 FINALLY SAY YES 2?
(Sat. 3:09 a.m.)
HUH
(Sat. 3:10 a.m.)
SPILL.
(Sat. 3:13 a.m.)
Kendal dude its like 3 in teh mornign.
(Sat. 3:15 a.m.)
Me n Logan just stopped texting now.
(Sat. 3:16 a.m.)
I think he fell asleep.
(Sat. 3:17 a.m.)
He said he was tired.
(Sat. 3:18 a.m.)
SO
(Sat. 3:19 a.m.)
SPILL
(Sat. 3:21 a.m.)
If you'l let me go to sleep than fine.
(Sat. 3:23 a.m.)
He told me about the night of the car accident.
(Sat. 3:25 a.m.)
He did?
(Sat. 3:26 a.m.)
He's barely told me anything bout it.
(Sat. 3:27 a.m.)
All I know is dat he broke his legs n his brother died.
(Sat. 3:30 a.m.)
Yeah
(Sat. 3:31 a.m.)
He didn't mean 2
(Sat. 3:32 a.m.)
He started ranting when I asked him what his deal was.
(Sat. 3:33 a.m.)
Told me a lot of stuff.
(Sat. 3:34 a.m.)
Dude he needs you as a friend.
(Sat. 3:35 a.m.)
He may seem alright with everything with wuts happened with him but he's not.
(Sat. 3:37 a.m.)
I know dat.
(Sat. 3:39 a.m.)
No I don't think u do.
(Sat. 3:40 a.m.)
It's a lot of it… shit.
(Sat. 3:42 a.m.)
Tell me.
(Sat. 3:45 a.m.)
Alright but I doubt you'll be able to sleep after I tell you.
(Sat. 6:23 a.m.)
LOGIE MITCHELL!
(Sat. 6:26 a.m.)
Kendal
(Sat. 6:28 a.m.)
GASP
(Sat. 6:29 a.m.)
DID U JUST MISSPELL MY NAME?
(Sat. 6:35 a.m.)
It is six in the mrongin. Even I don't wake up this early.
(Sat. 6:37 a.m.)
ANOTHER MISTAKE.
(Sat. 6:38 a.m.)
I'M FLABBERGASTED.
(Sat. 6:42 a.m.)
If this was any other time of day, I would be proud of your use of such high vocabulary. But come on, it's six in the morning. What is it?
(Sat. 6:44 a.m.)
Nothing.
(Sat. 6:45 a.m.)
Just wanted my daily dose of LOGIE TIME.
(Sat. 6:49 a.m.)
Your daily dose, huh?
(Sat. 6:51 a.m.)
YES.
(Sat. 6:52 a.m.)
I NEED IT. U NEED IT. BAM. IT'S HAPNENING.
(Sat. 6:53 a.m.)
:D
(Sat. 6:56 a.m.)
You're going to be the death of me.
(Sat. 6:59 a.m.)
As long as u go out smiling then it'll be worth it. :D