Kendall Logan Carlos James
(Mon. 5:32 p.m.)
LOGIE MITCHELL
(Mon. 5:33 p.m.)
HOW R U DIS FINE EVENING?
(Mon. 5:36 p.m.)
I'm eating toast. How do you think I'm feeling?
(Mon. 5:38 p.m.)
IDK.
(Mon. 5:40 p.m.)
I like toast, Kendall. Very much.
(Mon. 5:42 p.m.)
SO
(Mon. 5:43 p.m.)
YR SUPER DUPER HAPPY?
(Mon. 5:45 p.m.)
Crudely put, but yes, yes I am.
(Mon. 5:47 p.m.)
Y r ya eating toast 4 dinner?
(Mon. 5:50 p.m.)
Because, my parents are both working late and James is on a date. They all think that I am incapable of cooking myself dinner and locked the kitchen door so I wouldn't attempt to cook something, fail at it, burn the house down, and then die in the fire.
(Mon. 5:53 p.m.)
Dat stupid
(Mon. 5:54 p.m.)
But how'd ya get yr toast?
(Mon. 5:56 p.m.)
My parents know how much I love toast, so they left a loaf of bread and a toaster in my room for whenever I'm hungry.
(Mon. 5:58 p.m.)
Y didn't they just order u something if they workin late?
(Mon. 6:02 p.m.)
I think they forgot about me. It has been hectic for them since the hospital bills started showing up. It's alright. I have toast to keep me from starving until they get home, or James'll comes over when his date is over.
(Mon. 6:05 p.m.)
NO.
(Mon. 6:07 p.m.)
No? No on what?
(Mon. 6:09 p.m.)
I WILL NOT LET MY FRIEND WHO I HAV NEVER MET GO HUNGRY.
(Mon. 6:12 p.m.)
Kendall, I have toast. I'm not going hungry.
(Mon. 6:15 p.m.)
TOAST IS NOT A GOOD SUPPLEMENT FOR A GROWING BOY LIKE YRSELF.
(Mon. 6:17 p.m.)
Are you calling me fat?
(Mon. 6:19 p.m.)
NOT THE POINT.
(Mon. 6:21 p.m.)
You are. I feel like I should be offended.
(Mon. 6:23 p.m.)
I'M ORDERING PIZZA FOR U.
(Mon. 6:24 p.m.)
I'LL MAKE CARLOS DELIVER IT.
(Mon. 6:225 p.m.)
HE'S A PIZZA DELIVERY MAN.
(Mon. 6:28 p.m.)
Kendall, you don't have to. You already got me the flowers- which James told me were very expensive, even with the discount from Jo- I'll just ask James to bring me something when his date is over.
(Mon. 6:34 p.m.)
NO.
(Mon. 6:35 p.m.)
2 late.
(Mon. 6:37 p.m.)
I got it.
(Mon. 6:38 p.m.)
I hope you love sausage.
(Mon. 6:41 p.m.)
I hope you mean that in the meat and not as a penis. I'm not in the mood to eat penis tonight.
(Mon. 6:45 p.m.)
THE NOISE.
(Mon. 6:46 p.m.)
THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH!
(Mon. 6:47 p.m.)
I scared Katie with my laughing.
(Mon. 6:48 p.m.)
:O
(Mon. 6:49 p.m.)
She just asked me if I was high.
(Mon. 6:50 p.m.)
Are you high, Kendall?
(Mon. 6: 53p.m.)
NO.
(Mon. 6:54 p.m.)
I don't like being high.
(Mon. 6:55 p.m.)
Makes me hungry.
(Mon. 6:57 p.m.)
Kendall, you are a bad influence on me. You, smoking weed? *Gasp*
(Mon. 6:59 p.m.)
It was only twice. Carlos' older brother came home from college during de summer n knew a dude.
(Mon. 7:00 p.m.)
AND HEY.
(Mon. 7:01 p.m.)
Yr the one that's knows what vodka taste like!
(Mon. 7:02 p.m.)
U alcoholic!
(Mon. 7:05 p.m.)
I know the taste. I've never had enough to become drunk. My brother has, though, on many occasions, drank his body weight. It was quite a sight to see.
(Mon. 7:07 p.m.)
I bet yr a clingy drunk.
(Mon. 7:08 p.m.)
R u a clingy drunk Logie?
(Mon. 7:10 p.m.)
I wouldn't know. But I do know that I find things slightly funnier with a few shots of vodka.
(Mon. 7:12 p.m.)
U alcoholic!
(Mon. 7:14 p.m.)
The last time I had any type of alcohol was nearly five months ago. If I was an alcoholic I would be a former addict.
(Mon. 7:16 p.m.)
LOVIES AN ADDICT.
(Mon. 7:19 p.m.)
I let you get away with calling me Logie because that is somewhat my name. But "Lovies" is nowhere near that nickname. And we're only friends Kendall. We're not at that stage of the relationship to have pet names like "Lovies." And if you did call me a pet name it would have to be something that makes more sense. Like Lovely and not Lovies.
(Mon. 7:21 p.m.)
Oh, Carlos is here with pizza. I told you, you didn't have to order me anything. I'll just ignore your flirting, while I chat with your best friend and eat free pizza.
(Mon. 7:23 p.m.)
Logie!
(Mon. 7:24 p.m.)
Dat was an autocorrect!
(Mon. 7:25 p.m.)
I wasn't flirting!
(Mon. 7:26 p.m.)
LOGIE.
(Mon. 7:27 p.m.)
I WANT PIZZA.
(Mon. 7:28 p.m.)
DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING CARLOS SAYS!
(Mon. 7:29 p.m.)
PINK SMOOTHIES ARE VERY MANLY!
(Mon. 7:30 p.m.)
I WORE MY MOMS DRESS BECAUSE IT WAS A DARE!
(Mon. 7:31 p.m.)
I DIDN'T LIKE WEARING IT!
(Mon. 7:32 p.m.)
DAT DUDE KISSED ME!
(Mon. 7:33 p.m.)
I WAS DRUNK AND HALF ASLEEP!
(Mon. 7:34 p.m.)
I DIDN'T KISS BACK!
(Mon. 7:35 p.m.)
IT DIDN'T COUNT!
(Mon. 8:41 p.m.)
Carlos is calling us Cargon. He says it's a mix of his name and mine. Like Brangelina. We talked for nearly an hour eating the pizza. I think I made a new friend.
(Mon. 8:44 p.m.)
Wut
(Mon. 8:45 p.m.)
I don't waNNA SHARE!
(Mon. 8:49 p.m.)
Kendall, I'm a person. Not a video game. I can have more than two friends. And you get no say in this Mr. Pink Smoothie Drinker that wears women's clothing and secretly likes it who kissed a guy while drunk.
(Mon. 8:52 p.m.)
HEY.
(Mon. 8:53 p.m.)
I told you thos know dat I didn't do them on purpose!
(Mon. 8:55 p.m.)
It's alright Kendall. I like pink smoothies too.
(Mon. 8:57 p.m.)
:D
(Mon. 8:59 p.m.)
But at least I wasn't caught in a dress.
(Mon. 9:02 p.m.)
:O
(Mon. 9:26 p.m.)
Logan is awesome!
(Mon. 9:28 p.m.)
He was my friend 1st!
(Mon. 9:30 p.m.)
Kendall dude don't worry. Not gonna steal your friend.
(Mon. 9:32 p.m.)
Wuts with Cargan? U 2 barely know each other.
(Mon. 9:36 p.m.)
Not anymore. He was my last delivery so we just talked and talked.
(Mon. 9:39 p.m.)
Logan told me where they hid the key to the kitchn. His parents had corndogs in the freezer! We ate them with the pizza.
(Mon. 9:40 p.m.)
James came over though when I was leaving.
(Mon. 9:41 p.m.)
He was giving me this look.
(Mon. 9:42 p.m.)
Like he thought I was a robber.
(Mon. 9:43 p.m.)
I left and Logan texted me and told me that he explained who I was.
(Mon. 9:44 p.m.)
So I'm not getting punched in the face next time I go over.
(Mon. 9:46 p.m.)
UR GOING OVER AGAIN?
(Mon. 9:47 p.m.)
:O
(Mon. 9:49 p.m.)
He's inviting me over Wednesday.
(Mon. 9:50 p.m.)
U wanna come?
(Mon. 9:52 p.m.)
I WORK.
(Mon. 9:53 p.m.)
DAMMIT.
(Mon. 9:54 p.m.)
STEALER OF FRIENDS!
(Mon. 9:55 p.m.)
DATS WUT U R
(Mon. 9:57 p.m.)
Not gonna steal ur friend who yr In luv with.
(Mon. 9:59 p.m.)
I'm NOT IN LUV WITH HIM!
(Mon. 10:02 p.m.)
Sure u aren't Kendall.
(Mon. 10:04 p.m.)
I gotta go. I'm tired and hav that test in algebra tomorrow.
(Mon. 10:05 p.m.)
See ya.
(Mon. 10:07 p.m.)
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH LOGAN.
(Mon. 10:08 p.m.)
I'M STRAIGHT!
(Mon. 10:09 p.m.)
CARLOS!
(Mon. 10:10 p.m.)
FINE.
(Tues. 4:38 p.m.)
So.
(Tues. 4:39 p.m.)
We're hanging out with Carlos Wednesday?
(Tues. 4:40 p.m.)
Why exactly?
(Tues. 4:41 p.m.)
You barely know the guy.
(Tues. 4:44 p.m.)
You barely knew that girl you had a study date with yesterday.
(Tues. 4:46 p.m.)
And really, why would you have a date on a Monday? Studies have shown that a successful date is usually on a Friday or Saturday. Not a Monday.
(Tues. 4:48 p.m.)
That was the only free night she had!
(Tues. 4:51 p.m.)
Must've sucked since you came over barely an hour and a half after it started to make me watch The Kardashians with you in my room.
(Tues. 4:53 p.m.)
It didn't suck!
(Tues. 4:54 p.m.)
She was just resistant to the James Diamond charm that's all.
(Tues. 4:55 p.m.)
I just have to step it up a notch.
(Tues. 4:58 p.m.)
Are you gonna do that weird hand jazz thing? Oh, god. Please don't wear your bandanas to your next date. That'll be a sure thing to make her never date you again.
(Tues. 5:00 p.m.)
Don't say shit about my bandanas!
(Tues. 5:02 p.m.)
I've seen you wear them on dates and saw the possibility of having sex with that girl slip away with my very eyes. Don't wear your bandanas.
(Tues. 5:04 p.m.)
Don't make me Chris Brown you!
(Tues. 5:08 p.m.)
Did you… did you really just text me that? I'm going to make you sit through a marathon of medical documentaries if you say that to me ever again.
(Tues. 5:10 p.m.)
I'll make you sit through a marathon of The Kardashians right now!
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…
(Tues. 5:22 p.m.)
Did you just ring my doorbell? Are you outside?
(Tues. 5:24 p.m.)
Let me in. I have the first season of The Kardashians on dvd in my hands.
(Tues. 5:27 p.m.)
No. You made me watch that until we both passed out last night. I am not watching that atrocious show for another month!
(Tues. 5:29 p.m.)
Too bad Logan.
(Tues. 5:30 p.m.)
Your parents gave me a spare key just in case anything happened to you and they weren't home.
…
...
(Incoming Call)
(Click!)
"Ha! Can't get in here now! I locked the door!"
"Was that thump you falling out of your bed and crawling to your door?"
"Yes."
"Logan, let me in."
"Never. I've seen enough close ups of Kim Kardashian's ass to quench my thirst on the women's anatomy for a life time."
"Come on! Her ass is fine."
"While I can appreciate the beauty of a women, I cannot keep having to be tortured by the close ups and you drooling."
"Right, right. I keep forgetting that you don't swing that way."
"I've told you many times before James. I've never swung that way."
"What about Camille?"
"I only dated her so you, my brother, and my parents would stop hounding me about me being a supposedly hormonally charged sixteen year old that should want to date girls."
"Yeah, she slapped you pretty hard when you broke up with her."
"She was acting. She knew I didn't like her that way the minute we started dating. She just dated me because she thought I was 'cute.' No hard feeling when I broke it off."
"But the slap? The slap gave you a bruise."
"She slaps hard. And anyways, we still talk time to time."
"What about?"
"She likes to ask me about acting tips."
"You've never acted a day in your life."
"I know this, she knows this, and yet she keeps asking. Says something about me reading extensively about the human anatomy that I should be able to tell her the correct reactions for certain scenes."
"Do you think she'll date me?"
"Not if you were the last man on earth. She knows how you are, Mr. Hit it and Quit it.
"I haven't hit it and quit it in months!"
"Too bad. She knows you like to think with Little James' head rather than your own."
CLICK!
"What was that? James?"
SLAM!
"HAHA! You forgot my aunt was a cop! She taught me how to pick locks!"
"James… no more Kardashians!"
"NEVER. SHE IS A GODDESS!"
SLAM!
"JAMES!"
(Click!)
(End Call.)
(Incoming Call)
…
…
(Click!)
"Who is this and why are you calling me during Kim Kardashian time?"
"You watch that show?"
"Don't make me hit you, whoever you are."
"Ha, fine. It's Kendall."
"Kendall, why are you calling me? You know I'm not Logan. Your boyfriend is probably passed out in a pain killer induced haze."
"He's still taking medication? Wait… WE'RE NOT BOYFRIENDS! I'M STRAIGHT!"
"First off, ow, my ear. Second, I don't care. Just don't break his heart. Romantically or not."
"I know that…"
…
…
"Is there a reason why you called me during my Kim Kardashian time?"
"Oh! Yeah."
…
"Kendall, dude, I like you and all cause you help Logan not be depressing and all but I was actually about to stop watching The Kardashians and go to sleep. It is a school night and all."
"Right! Yeah. It's just…"
"Kendall. What?"
"I don't know… I'm just, angry that Carlos is hanging out with the two of y'all tomorrow and I can't."
"Y'all? Logan's rubbed off on you."
"I know, right? He doesn't say it much but every time he uses it it's like a punch to the face. Who says y'all?"
"Southerners. Logan."
"Yeah…"
…
…
"Oh my god, Kendall. Why don't you just come over tomorrow with Carlos?
"Cause I work!"
"Call in sick?"
"I can't anymore. Used up all my sick days during the summer when Carlos' brother came back from college and we went on mini road trips to Lake Superior."
"Then, sorry. I don't know what to say other than suck it up."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. I just feel angry that Carlos has actually met Logan first, and all I've seen is his profile picture on Facebook. Why hasn't he accepted my friend request yet?"
"He doesn't go on it much. And didn't you send Carlos with a pizza to his house yesterday?"
"He was hungry!"
"He had toast."
"Toast is not dinner!"
"If you knew Logan since he was a kid- like I do, you would know that he could survive off of toast."
"Well, I didn't. And who forgets there kid after they just got released from the hospital?"
"Don't get angry at his parents! They've been with Logan nearly twenty-four-seven since the accident! His dad nearly got fired from not coming in and not calling it in. Now that he's back at the house and I live next to him they're not as crazy about it. And they have to catch up on all their work cause they used up all there sick days and vacation days with him at the hospital."
"Oh… he never told me that."
"Yeah, well, Logan doesn't like burdening people with his issues. Usually holds it in until it all bubbles to the surface. Like when he was texting Carlos last week."
"He told you about it?"
"He called me after he stopped texting Carlos. We had our heart to heart. There were some tears. He fell asleep and I passed out on his bean bag chair in his room. Got a hell of a kink in my neck the next day, but he felt better. Like the first time you texted him."
"How did he act?"
"He was offended by you being a pervert, but couldn't stop smiling when he told me about you."
"He was smiling?"
"You made him laugh with your texts. He didn't laugh since the accident. It was a nice thing to see. I tried everything to make him smile or laugh. Could get a quirk in his lips but never a full out laugh. When he told me about your masochistic ways he kept chuckling through it all."
"He was chuckling? I bet that was a cute sigh to see."
…
"Yeah, sure it was. Listen, if you're so upset about it just text Logan throughout your shift while the three of us are hanging out. I bet he would like that so much."
"Yeah! Great idea! I'll ask my boss to let me take the carts in so I'll have a lot of spare time in-between picking them from the parking lot."
"Alright, bye then."
"Yeah, bye James."
(Click!)
(End Call)
(Wed. 9:17 a.m.)
I feel like I shouldn't accept your friend request. You'll be a creeper and go through my page the minute I accept it.
(Wed. 9:23 a.m.)
Logie!
(Wed. 9:24 a.m.)
Hi.
(Wed. 9:25 a.m.)
And yes.
(Wed. 9:26 a.m.)
I'd be a total creeper.
(Wed. 9:27 a.m.)
Go through yr facebook pg n find all da embarrassing pictures of you.
(Wed. 9:28 a.m.)
WHY HAVEN'T U ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST?
(Wed. 9:29 a.m.)
HUH?
(Wed. 9:30 a.m.)
I BET YOU REALLY DID DATE LUCY.
(Wed. 9:31 a.m.)
I KNEW IT.
(Wed. 9:34 a.m.)
Kendall, breathe, and give me some time to reply. It gets annoying when my phone dings with every new message coming in one after another.
(Wed. 9:38 a.m.)
FINE.
(Wed. 9:39 a.m.)
EXPLAIN.
(Wed. 9:43 a.m.)
James told me you interrupted his Kim Kardashian time after you called him (He was very angry about that) and said that you were complaining about how I haven't accepted your friend request.
(Wed. 9:48 a.m.)
He told u about me complaining?
(Wed. 9:51 a.m.)
He said it was more whining than complaining, but yes. You'll be happy to know that I accepted your friend request. Now you have something to do while James, Carlos, and I hangout.
(Wed. 9:55 a.m.)
:I
(Wed. 9:56 a.m.)
Meep.
(Wed. 9:58 a.m.)
Wut else did he say about our conversation?
(Wed. 10:02 a.m.)
That you most likely work at a grocery store from what you told him about your job, you whine a lot, and your lack of knowledge about my obsession with toast.
(Wed. 10:06 a.m.)
R u an addict Logie?
(Wed. 10:07 a.m.)
An addict of toast?
(Wed. 10:11 a.m.)
Yes, Kendall. I can't deny it anymore. My name is Logan Mitchell and I am an addict. It started when I was four, I still lived in Texas. My cousin used to baby sit for my parents while they worked. He was a huge lazy ass. He always made toast for lunch and I fell in love with the bread since then.
(Wed. 10:16 a.m.)
Aw
(Wed. 10:17 a.m.)
I can picture it now
(Wed. 10:19 a.m.)
A four yr old Logie eating toast with Nutella.
(Wed. 10:22 a.m.)
Nutella? NUTELLA? Have you ever had a Nutella sandwich? A gift from god.
(Wed. 10:26 a.m.)
Never tried it.
(Wed. 10:27 a.m.)
Will I like it?
(Wed. 10:30 a.m.)
You will, Kendall. I know for sure you will love a Nutella Sandwich.
(Wed. 10:34 a.m.)
:D
(Wed. 10:35 a.m.)
:OJFGurojfrenafv;ksdhn&*#($R#HOIUJDXIOCMA?nlk:l:
(Wed. 10:38 a.m.)
I… I don't know how to reply to that. Is it some sort of cipher?
(Wed. 10:44 a.m.)
At a glance it's not a Rot cipher because of the numerical, asterisk, star, parenthesis, colon, and ampersand symbols. Those aren't generally used in Rot. It's not Transposition. I'd be able to crack it rather quickly if it was that. It could be a True Code, but you'd need to give me a code book beforehand so I could be able to decipher. And I doubt you read books.
(Wed. 10:47 a.m.)
Or that could all be gibberish because you could be having a seizure. Either way, you'll most likely need medical attention. Luckily for you, you're in school and should be found rather quickly. I'll just leave you to your foaming at your mouth business and text you later.
(Wed. 10:52 a.m.)
Oh, and don't die. That would not be good since I have an issue with people I care about dying.
(Wed. 5:14 p.m.)
I COULD HAV BEEN DEAD!
(Wed. 5:18 p.m.)
Could have, would have, should have. I knew you weren't.
(Wed. 5:20 p.m.)
:O
(Wed. 5:21 p.m.)
What'd ya think really happened?
(Wed. 5:22 p.m.)
Huh?
(Wed. 5:23 p.m.)
HUH?
(Wed. 5:24 p.m.)
HUHHUHHUHUHUHUHUH?
(Wed. 5:28 p.m.)
If you stopped sending me the word "huh" every second, I would tell you that since you were in school and most likely in class your teacher saw you. You relented and said you weren't texting but they knew you were lying. They tried to take your phone away but you didn't want to stop texting so you resisted and tried to tell me through text. Instead I got a bunch of gibberish. Also, Carlos told me you got caught, didn't want to give your phone up, fought back a little, and got detention for a week.
(Wed. 5:30 p.m.)
All for me. I'm touched. If I knew where you lived I would send you toast. Most likely in the form of a sandwich with nutella.
(Wed. 5:36 p.m.)
I WANT NUTELLA.
(Wed. 5:37 p.m.)
And yeah.
(Wed. 5:38 p.m.)
The teacher was a big meanie.
(Wed. 5:39 p.m.)
I got my phone back!
(Wed. 5:40 p.m.)
Had 2 pay 15 bucks 4 it though.
(Wed. 5:41 p.m.)
SUCKED.
(Wed. 5:45 p.m.)
And now you're texting me while at work and Carlos and James are over trying to figure out what to watch: The Kardashians or a documentary about the history of corn dogs. Please save me from watching either of those.
(Wed. 5:50 p.m.)
HA
(Wed. 5:51 p.m.)
2 bad
(Wed. 5:52 p.m.)
Now u hav 2 suffer
(Wed. 5:53 p.m.)
Suffer Logie
(Wed. 5:54 p.m.)
Suffer!
(Wed. 5:57 p.m.)
Fine, no Nutella sandwich for you.
(Wed. 6:02 p.m.)
NO
(Wed. 6:03 p.m.)
I TAKE IT BACK
(Wed. 6:04 p.m.)
I LUV U LOGIE
(Wed. 6:05 p.m.)
DON'T NOT GIVE ME A SANDWICH
(Wed. 6:06 p.m.)
I NEED IT!
(Wed. 6:07 p.m.)
I NEED IT 2 LIVE!
(Wed. 6:10 p.m.)
Kendall, I don't think we're at the "I love you" stage of our relationship.
(Wed. 6:15 p.m.)
YES WE R
(Wed. 6:16 p.m.)
NOW
(Wed. 6:17 p.m.)
SANDWICH
…
(Wed. 6:28 p.m.)
There, I just sent James to where you work to get us pizza rolls and corn dogs. He has a Nutella sandwich in a lunch box for you.
(Wed. 6:33 p.m.)
YAY
(Wed. 6:34 p.m.)
:D
(Wed. 6:35 p.m.)
I could kiss you!
(Wed. 6:38 p.m.)
And I would push you away because you're straight and kissing me would only freak you out.
(Wed. 6:43 p.m.)
NU-UH.
(Wed. 6:45 p.m.)
Well, you did kiss that guy while you were drunk.
(Wed. 6:49 p.m.)
HE KISSED ME.
(Wed. 6:50 p.m.)
I DIDN'T KISS HIM.
(Wed. 6:53 p.m.)
I believe you. Is James there yet? Carlos and I are actually hungry, and I've run out of bread to make toast. You should be grateful. That was my last bread and I gave it to you.
(Wed. 6:58 p.m.)
:D
(Wed. 6:59 p.m.)
I am
(Wed. 7:02 p.m.)
I think I see James
(Wed. 7:03 p.m.)
He pulled up in a mustang
(Wed. 7:04 p.m.)
D:
(Wed. 7:05 p.m.)
Fancy
(Wed. 7:08 p.m.)
His dad bought him that for his birthday.
(Wed. 7:12 p.m.)
I want James' dad to be my dad.
(Wed. 7:15 p.m.)
I doubt you would. James barely wants his dad to be his dad.
…
(Wed. 7:27 p.m.)
You made me dinner?
(Wed. 7:30 p.m.)
Yes, Kendall. Carlos told me you don't usually eat when you work, and you're working until the grocery store closes today. So, I gave you my food I have in my room when I get hungry.
(Wed. 7:35 p.m.)
Nutella sandwich, an apple, BARBEQUE FLAVORED CHIPS :D, and some weird fancy soda.
(Wed. 7:36 p.m.)
I luv it!
(Wed. 7:39 p.m.)
I'm glad you do. That was also my last soda.
(Wed. 7:42 p.m.)
The soda taste like I'm rich.
(Wed. 7:45 p.m.)
That sentence made no sense.
(Wed. 7:49 p.m.)
YES IT DID.
(Wed. 7:50 p.m.)
I'M RICH WITH FANCY SODA.
…
(Wed. 8:02 p.m.)
WAIT.
(Wed. 8:03 p.m.)
Wut bout James' dad?
(Wed. 8:06 p.m.)
He cheated on his mom while they were still together. They're divorced now and he tries to win James over with super expensive gifts.
(Wed. 8:09 p.m.)
So
(Wed. 8:10 p.m.)
His dad got him a car?
(Wed. 8:11 p.m.)
LUCKY
(Wed. 8:14 p.m.)
If you think it that way. Let's steer this conversation away from James' family breaking apart because I am not in the mood to feel down.
(Wed. 8:18 p.m.)
Alright
(Wed. 8:20 p.m.)
James just came back
(Wed. 8:21 p.m.)
I hugged him
(Wed. 8:22 p.m.)
And told him we can be best friends
(Wed. 8:25 p.m.)
Now you're trying to steal my friend?
(Wed. 8:27 p.m.)
Fine, I'll have an awesome time with Carlos and we'll be all like, "Yo, bitch! We're Cargan!"
(Wed. 8:30 p.m.)
James is laughing at that.
(Wed. 8:31 p.m.)
He said da last time you ever spoke like dat was when 1 of yr brothers ex's said u were bland.
(Wed. 8:34 p.m.)
I was trying to look cool! Like a gangster!
(Wed. 8:37 p.m.)
He said it didn't. Made us laugh though.
(Wed. 8:39 p.m.)
You made me sad. I'll drown my sorrows in Nutella now.
(Wed. 8:41 p.m.)
Nutella is amazing.
(Wed. 8:42 p.m.)
I just ate it watching James drive away.
(Wed. 8:45 p.m.)
He's on his way? Finally. I'm starving and Carlos is currently doing his best to lick the last remnants in the Nutella Jar. His mouth is too big. It's actually pretty funny.
(Wed. 8:47 p.m.)
Dat's Carlos 4 u.
(Wed. 8:50 p.m.)
And now he's my friend too, yay.
(Wed. 8:53 p.m.)
BUT I WAS YR FRIEND 1ST!
(Wed. 8:54 p.m.)
Say it n I won't not send u pizza whenever yr hungry.
(Wed. 8:58 p.m.)
You were my friend first before Carlos.
(Wed. 9:03 p.m.)
Yay
(Wed. 9:04 p.m.)
I'm happy.
(Wed. 9:07 p.m.)
I'm sure you are. Not to get all sappy or anything but, you'll always be my friend Kendall. Well, I hope you do.
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(Wed. 9:20 p.m.)
Me too Logie. Me too.
Sorry for it being somewhat later than I usually update. It's just a a real time cruncher when I have add all the time stamps for the texts. Writing and finishing the problem isn't a problem. It's just adding all the time stamps for the texts.