Sorry this is another short chapter. My dad just got surgery earlier this week and I've been taking care of him. Not a lot of time to work on this. Don't worry though, not stopping. I still have enough time to write. Just not, like, a lot.
Logan Kendall
(Mon. 10:08 a.m.)
Lucy jus talked 2 me.
(Mon. 10:10 a.m.)
Is she angry about you not going on the date and ignoring her since?
(Mon. 10:13 a.m.)
How'd ya know dat?
(Mon. 10:15 a.m.)
Carlos.
(Mon. 10:18 a.m.)
Snitch.
(Mon. 10:19 a.m.)
N yes.
(Mon. 10:20 a.m.)
I thought she was gonna punch me.
(Mon. 10:22 a.m.)
And did she?
(Mon. 10:25 a.m.)
No
(Mon. 10:26 a.m.)
She patted me on da back n said congratulations.
(Mon. 10:29 a.m.)
Over what?
(Mon. 10:32 a.m.)
IDK
(Mon. 10:33 a.m.)
She jus said she's happy I found someone.
(Mon. 10:36 a.m.)
Did you find someone else to date and fail to mention that to me?
(Mon. 10:39 a.m.)
NO.
(Mon. 10:40 a.m.)
IDK
(Mon. 10:42 a.m.)
I barely member yesterday.
(Mon. 10:43 a.m.)
It's all fuzzy
(Mon. 10:45 a.m.)
Maybe I went on a date.
(Mon. 10:48 a.m.)
In your condition? No, you did not. Carlos took care of you until he went stir crazy and then I talked to you until you passed out.
(Mon. 10:52 a.m.)
We talked?
(Mon. 10:53 a.m.)
Wut?
(Mon. 10:56 a.m.)
Carlos called for my help to get out of your house and not make you a pink smoothie at twelve at night.
…
(Incoming Call.)
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(Click!)
"Hello?"
"So that's what your voice sounds like."
"You already knew how my voice sounded."
"I did?"
"I guess you wouldn't remember. You did have a lot of cold medicine."
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"Cold medicine has alcohol in it. Not a lot, but you had enough of it to get a little tipsy."
"I was drunk yesterday?"
"You were tipsy. There's a difference. And with being sick I doubt you remember much of what went on yesterday."
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"Hi, Logie."
"Hah, hi Kendall."
"What did we talk about yesterday? Cause, ya know, don't remember it and stuff."
"We talked about Star Trek the reboot and how it doesn't have enough Bones."
"I know, right!"
"About Jim Kirk not being a womanizer in the original show but he was in the reboot. You asked me if I was catwomen."
"Are you catwomen, Logie?"
"No, and don't think I don't remember that reference about batman like a month ago."
"So you're catwomen and I'm batman? Awesome. You gonna use that whip on me? I am a masochist, you know."
"I remember. Dammit, Kendall, I'm a doctor, not a vigilante women dressed in a skin tight spandex."
"HA! I didn't think you would actually say something like that in a conversation!"
"I say it when you text me. Why wouldn't I say it in person?"
"I don't know. Not everyone texts like they speak."
"I've noticed. You don't sound illiterate. I'm impressed."
"That's cause I'm smart, ya hear me?"
"Please don't do that. Makes me want to use that whip."
"Ooh, me likey."
"I'm not going to dignify that with a response. And anyways, you're in school right now, how were you able to call me?"
"I'm batman."
"Kendall."
"Alright, alright. I have study hall right now and asked to go to the bathroom."
"I think you should get back before someone thinks somethings wrong with you. You've been gone for a while."
"I don't wanna. Study hall is BORING!"
"Too bad. Catch up on some homework or something. Read a book?"
"Ha, funny!"
"Not a joke."
"Oh, well, don't wanna. Books make my head hurt."
"Please? For me?"
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"You're a demon Logie. A DEMON."
"Dammit man, I'm a doctor not a demon."
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"Fine. I'll text and CALL you later."
"I'll be waiting patiently for those while I eat some toast."
"With nutella?"
"Yes, Kendall. With nutella."
"Yay."
(Incoming Call.)
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…
(Click!)
"Hello? Who is this? Why are you bothering me? I'm on a date."
"Is it with that chick that you had a study date with, like, last Monday?"
"Kendall? How'd you know that? Why are you calling me?"
"Why are you on a date on a Wednesday? Who goes on dates on a Wednesday?"
"The guy who barely has a social life because he's been taking care of Logan for the past few months. That's who."
"Hey! It's not Logan's fault for what HAPPENED! Don't BLAME HIM!"
"Jeez, calm down, I'm not. I know you're in love with him but tone it down."
"I'm not in love with him!"
"You sure? He's pretty much in love with you."
"No he's not! He's straight."
"What? Wait, he didn't tell you?"
"Tell me what? Is he secretly a chick?"
"No, dude, not a chick. He's all guy."
"Then…. What?"
"I'm not sure I should tell you this, and anyways, I'm on a date right now. You're just lucky I was in the bathroom when you called me."
"She probably thinks you snuck out the bathroom window by now. You've been gone from the table for a while now, I'm guessing."
"I should do that! I don't think she's into me that much. At first I didn't care, I mean, I'm James Diamond, I can work my charm on anyone no matter how much they dislike me, but I think she's a lesbian or something and thinks that were just two friends hanging out."
"Have you even used the word date at all?"
"Umm… no… I thought that was implied."
"She probably doesn't think so."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Well, I'll go and climb out the window because this girl is a bust. You go and talk to Logan about being straight and stuff."
"Why can't you tell me?"
"Because I think you'd rather here it from Logan than me."
"Fine… bye, James."
"Bye, Kendall."
(Wed. 10:45 p.m.)
LOGIE
(Wed. 10:46 p.m.)
ANSWER THE PHONE
(Incoming Call.)
…
(Click!)
"Yes, Kendall?"
"I talked to James."
"Good for you."
"Stop being condescending."
"No, it's too fun."
"Anyways. I talked to James and he said something."
"What did he say? Did he finally hook up with the girl he's been trying to date for the past two weeks?"
"Nah, he said that she might be a lesbian and crawled out the bathroom window."
"Of course he would do that the minute sex was off the table."
"He a player?"
"Pretty much."
"Oh…"
…
"You said James brought something up?"
"Oh, right! Yeah. He did."
…
"Care to elaborate?"
"Yeah! Right! Yeah…"
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"Kendall, just tell me."
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"Are you gay?"
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"I understand if you don't want to be friends anymore. I mean, who would. I'm already irrevocably broken as it is. Then finding this out, just another reason as for you not to be my frie-"
"Woah! Logan! Stop! Just stop! I don't not want to be your friend just because you're gay!"
…
"You don't?"
"No! I mean, come on, we're Bones and Kirk. I'm not going to stop caring about you just because you like dudes."
"Dammit, Kendall. Being emotionally compromised was not in the plans for tonight."
"Aww, don't cry Logie. I like you for who you are."
"I'm not crying, dammit. I'm just allergic."
"To what? Emotions?"
"Yes."
"Aw, it's alright Logan. It's not like you can die from emotions."
"You didn't see me the few days after the car accident."
"Right…"
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"Sigh. Thank you, Kendall. I needed to hear that."
"You said sigh."
"What can I say, you rub off on me."
"Gasp!"
"Now you're just ruining the moment."
"No, I'm not. I'm making it better with sound effects. Swoosh!"
"Why would you swoosh on a phone call?"
"Cause I'm batman. I'm swinging from building from building."
"Sure you are. Listen, it's late and I'm tired. And I would really love to continue this conversation but I'm exhausted."
"No prob Loges. Totally understand. And just to make you feel betta: I'm still you're friend no matter what. I don't care that you're gay, or straight. You made a friend for life."
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"I-I-thank you. You don't know how much that means."
"I do Logie, though. I really do."
"I'll talk to you later, Kirk."
"Ha, I'll comm you later, Bones. Bye."
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"Bye."
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(Click!)
(End Call.)
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"Dammit, Kendall."
Was that some unrequited love at the end? I don't know. Well, I do. And yeah, it was. I'm gonna try to focus the next few chapters over Kendall and how why everyone says the two of them are in love. Some teenage crisis about sexuality and stuff.
