A/N: Hey again! Woot woot! Back with another chapter… (woot woot? Yup. I've finally cracked.) So yeah, this chapter comes from popular demand! Yayyy! Anyways, I don't own PJO. HOWEVER, I do own copies of the PJO books! Does that count? No? Oh well. At least I tried.

The Demigods Read the Books

Summary: Title says it all. Read and Review! No flames plz! This my first fanfic, so worship me blindly and make me feel good about my terrible writing. Thnx!

"Pssst!" I heard a noise. "Psssst!" I heard it again. "PSSSST!"

"WHOA! Annabeth, it's you. You scared me there." I said, shouting as she jumped out of the bushes. "Sorry Perce," She replied. "No prob." I replied.

"So yeah." She said, "I found these books in the bushes, and they have your name on them. We should read them."

"OH!" I said, "Those books. Yeah. I wrote them."

"WHAT?" She yelled. "YOU WROTE THEM? HOW COULD YOU!"

"Whoa," I said back. "What'd I do wrong?"

"Umm… Percy. Why aren't you yelling at me back… We're supposed to be fighting here."

"Oh." I said. "Why?" Annabeth sighed a deep sigh of annoyance. "Because the author wants it to be more dramatic! Stupid." Oh. Of course.

"FINE THEN! BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF MORE THAN I LOVE YOU!"

Suddenly, Thalia said, "So are we gonna read the books, or what?" Which is funny, because I totally didn't know she was there so I guess the author just stuck her here for no reason and I realize this is a run on sentence but I forgot how to use punctuation because the author is sort of new at this whole writing thing oh my josh hutcherson why is this sentence so long. Then, Nico, Travis, Connor, Leo, Jason, Piper, Drew, Silena, Bekendorf, Chiron, Zeus, Athena, Poseidon, Mr. D, Clarrise, Ares, Hestia, Kronos, Gaea, Apollo, Artemis, Atlas, Hera, Aphrodite, and a ton of other people randomly appeared out of nowhere. Because everyone wants to read the books I've written.

I'm just that cool.

Then we started reading, but everyone kept interrupting the story with their own ideas, because they're disrespectful and don't care about someone's great work of LITERATURE! Then the author decided she didn't want to finish the story, because it would take too long. So she stopped after Chapter Three of the book.

A/N: That was good stuff…. So good. So yeah. I'm like, crying right now guyzez. You are lucky you got a chapter up. I'm probably going to drop off the face of the earth soon, and not continue this story just because I don't feel like it. Thanks!

How it should have happened:

I was walking through the camp when suddenly, "AHH!" Annabeth popped out in front of me. And it scared me.

"Geez Annabeth."

"Hey, so I found these random books in the bushes. They have your name on them. Wanna read them?"

"Uhh… Annabeth, hate to break it too ya, but we're dyslexic."

"Frank Zhang isn't." She said.

"Who?"

"Nevermind. Besides, these books are magically written in Greek… so we can read it." She said.

"Umm… yeah, but we're ADHD. No way in Hades I'm going to sit down and read a 300+ page book."

"Good point. Wanna go attack an Aphrodite camper with swords?" She asked.

"Sure…" I said, excited at the mention of weapons. "Oh," She said, "And Seaweed brain?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you." Suddenly a random fan jumped out of the bushes and screamed "PERCABETHHHHHH FOREVAAAA! YEAHHHHH!" Before running off with a nerf sword.

"That was odd."

"Yes. Very peculiar."

the end?

A/N: I swear, these things just get weirder and weirder… You guys still with me? Coolio. Well, review and tell me what you think!

And if any of you are HP fans, I have a new story up for that too. Yay writing!

Thanks,

-Awesomegirl13