Kendall Logan Carlos
(Incoming Call.)
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(Click!)
"H-hello?"
"Carlos."
"J-james? What is it?"
"Why do you sound out of breath?"
"Just got done with hockey practice. I'm just waiting for Kendall to come out of the lockers to give me a ride home."
"I better make this quick."
"Make what quick?"
"You and me are going to set Logan and Kendall up."
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"We are? Kendall's straight though."
"Even I know you don't believe that."
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"I don't know. I know I've been teasing them about it, but that's just cause Kendall's never gotten close to someone so fast like he did with Logan."
"And doesn't that seem a little funky?"
"I guess."
"Great. Now that we're on the same page we're first going to have to-"
"Shit, sorry, Kendall's coming over. Just let me think about it and tell you if I'm in or not."
"Ugh, fine. But be quick. Logan thinks I don't know about his crush, but I've been friends with him since we were five. He needs to learn to give me some credit."
"He has a crush?"
"Yes, now go before Kendall gets suspicious and give me an answer at the end of the week."
"Fine, bye."
"Seeya."
(Thurs. 7:08 p.m.)
Hey Kendall.
(Thurs. 7:10 p.m.)
Wut? Did u forget something n my car?
(Thurs. 7:12 p.m.)
No
(Thurs. 7:13 p.m.)
Just
(Thurs. 7:14 p.m.)
Wanna ask you a question.
(Thurs. 7:17 p.m.)
Sure
(Thurs. 7:18 p.m.)
Go ahead.
(Thurs. 7:21 p.m.)
U and Logan
(Thurs. 7:24 p.m.)
Wut bout me n Logan?
(Thurs. 7:26 p.m.)
Are you two you know…
(Thurs. 7:28 p.m.)
Wut?
(Thurs. 7:30 p.m.)
Together?
(Thurs. 7:31 p.m.)
Wut?
(Thurs. 7:32 p.m.)
No!
(Thurs. 7:33 p.m.)
Why does everyone think that?
(Thurs. 7:34 p.m.)
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.
(Thurs. 7:35 p.m.)
Just cause I smile every time he texts me doesn't mean we're together!
(Thurs. 7:36 p.m.)
And those fucking dimples!
(Thurs. 7:37 p.m.)
But no!
(Thurs. 7:38 p.m.)
We're not together!
(Thurs. 7:39 p.m.)
Why are you asking me?
(Thurs. 7:41 p.m.)
Oh uh no reason
(Thurs. 7:42 p.m.)
Just wondering.
(Thurs. 7:43 p.m.)
If you two were though.
(Thurs. 7:44 p.m.)
You know I'd be perfectly fine with that.
(Thurs. 7:45 p.m.)
Logan's a good guy.
(Thurs. 7:46 p.m.)
A little messed up from the accident but still good.
(Thurs. 7:48 p.m.)
I know that.
(Thurs. 7:49 p.m.)
U don't have to tell me that.
(Thurs. 7:50 p.m.)
I know.
(Thurs. 7:51 p.m.)
My friend first.
(Thurs. 7:53 p.m.)
I'm going to tell you this again Kendall.
(Thurs. 7:54 p.m.)
Not trying to steal your friend.
(Thurs. 7:56 p.m.)
Maybe you are and are trying to confuse me
(Thurs. 7:57 p.m.)
Huh
(Thurs. 7:58 p.m.)
Maybe you're da gay one.
(Thurs. 8:01 p.m.)
I never said you were gay.
(Thurs. 8:02 p.m.)
I just asked you if you and Logan were together.
(Thurs. 8:05 p.m.)
We haven't even met.
(Thurs. 8:06 p.m.)
Wut do u think?
(Thurs. 8:08 p.m.)
Sexting.
(Thurs. 8:09 p.m.)
Phone sex.
(Thurs. 8:10 p.m.)
Just cause you guys haven't met doesn't mean you guys aren't together.
(Thurs. 8:12 p.m.)
Well
(Thurs. 8:13 p.m.)
Shut up!
(Incoming Call.)
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(Click!)
"I don't bother you while it's your Kim Kardashian time. You shouldn't bother me when it's my Star Trek time."
"But what are friends for, if not to bother and annoy you?"
"What is it, James?"
"What? Can't a guy just call up his best friend?"
"Figuring that you were just at my house ten minutes ago, no."
"Aw, don't be like that."
"What do you need? I'm not helping you study. I'm the one still incapacitated and I'm getting better grades in class than you are."
"That's cause you're super smart."
"Sure I am. Still not tutoring you. You're the worst student ever whenever I try to tutor you."
"That's not why I'm calling."
"Than what is it?"
"Kendall."
"What about Kendall?"
"You like him."
"Generally, someone does have to like someone if they consider them a friend."
"Don't twist my words around. You know what I meant. You like him, like him."
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"Logan, speechless. That's a first."
"Your face is a first."
"That come back made no sense."
"Your face makes no sense."
"That one's a little better. But come on. I'm your best friend here. You should, like, splurge all your girly emotions on me and tell me about how you wanna wake up to his face every day and do it all over your house."
"That's just wrong, James. I wouldn't do it with him in my parent's room. That's all sorts of wrong."
"HA! You admit it! You like him!"
"Fine, is that what you want to hear? I like him."
"Yes! I knew it!"
"Why does this even matter? He's straight, it's not like he'll want to be with me that way. I'm perfectly alright with him just being a good friend."
"No, you aren't. I know you, Logan. You would crumble at all the emotions than blow up on him; then your friendship will be ruined with him just because you didn't tell him how you felt."
"I wouldn't do that."
"Do you want me to bring Carlos in on this call so we can talk about the time you unloaded on him a few weeks back?"
"You're evil incarnate."
"Stop over reacting. Now, tell me all the details."
"What do you want to know? That I like my friend who's straight, just because he's the first person in years that's shown interest in me and my wellbeing?"
"What am I? Chop Liver?"
"You're more like a brother to me, than someone I could think about romantically."
"Am I attractive?"
"What? I'm not answering that."
"Come on, tell me. Not going to make our friendship awkward."
"If I tell you, will you let me sort this thing with Kendall out myself?"
"Ugh… I don't want to."
"Than no, fugly face."
"HEA- did you- did you just call me fugly?"
"Kendall's rubbed off on me."
"You probably wanna rub all up on Kendall."
"James!"
"Tell me I'm pretty and I'll leave you alone."
"You're aesthetically pleasing. There. Now. Go away."
"We'll talk about this later!"
"No we won't."
"Yes we wi-"
(Click!)
(End Call.)
"Ooooh, this isn't over Logan."
(Fri. 3:15 p.m.)
LOGIESEXUAL
(Fri. 3:20 p.m.)
That is the worst nickname anyone has ever given me, and my mom calls me Logie Bear.
(Fri. 3:22 p.m.)
Dat's even awesomer!
(Fri. 3:23 p.m.)
LOGIE BEAR
(Fri. 3:28 p.m.)
*Sigh* Yes, Kendall?
(Fri. 3:30 p.m.)
How ya doin?
(Fri. 3:36 p.m.)
Not trying to sound mean or anything but can I text you back? I'm a little busy right now.
(Fri. 3:38 p.m.)
:(
(Fri. 3:39 p.m.)
Poop
(Fri. 3:40 p.m.)
Ok
(Fri. 3:41 p.m.)
Text me back LOGIE BREAR!
(Incoming Call.)
(Click!)
"LOGIE BEAR."
"Sorry about that."
"No probs. What were you busy with?"
"Physical therapy."
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"You never tell me bout your mental status."
"I think you mean my physical progress."
"Yeah. That."
"This is my last week in physical therapy. I'm doing extraordinarily well for my injuries."
"That's cause I'm magic. I healed you with our conversations."
"I doubt that."
"Don't doubt me, Logie. I'm magic."
"I thought you were a psychic-psychopath-extraordinaire?"
"That too."
"And Batman."
"That too."
"And Kirk."
"Yeah. I'm all those. I'm like that pink glob from Pokémon."
"Ditto?"
"Yeah! I'm Ditto. That's why I'm so many things, like Batman and Kirk."
"Sure you are."
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"So, Logie. Can you walk?"
"I've been walking Kendall."
"Why haven't ya told me about your progress?"
"I didn't want to worry you."
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"I guess that's good. I'd probably freak and ask you where you were so I can hover over you to make sure you didn't fall."
"And then I'd fall."
"No you wouldn't."
"And why is that?"
"Cause… I'd catch you."
"How very sweet of you."
"Then I'd drop you on purpose."
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"I wouldn't expect any less."
"I'm batman!"
"You said that already."
"I'd catch you."
"You said that too."
"I'm bored. Entertain me."
"I feel disheartened. I thought speaking to me would be enough. Well then."
"Wait! You are! I was joking!"
"You didn't sound like you were joking."
"I was! Look! I'm joking!"
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"Alright. I guess I'll take your word since I can't see you."
"Yay."
(Incoming Call.)
(Click!)
"Carlos! You in?"
"Kendall's never let me be near him when he flirted with someone."
"Ok?"
"But I've been close enough to where I could tell when he used his flirty voice."
"Ok… and?"
"He was using it just now. He didn't hear me come in his house cause I have my own key and went up to his room."
"Where are you going with this?"
"He was flirting on the phone."
"And?"
"With Logan."
"Oh."
"I'm in."
"Yes! Operation: get Logan and Kendall together and make Kendall realize he's gay for Logan!"
"That name is stupid."
"Well, what's better than?"
"Hmh... I know!"
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"You going to tell me?"
"Oh! Yeah! Operation: Kogan, is a go!"
So, I just wanted to tell y'all some upsetting news. Just hear me out. Don't worry, I'm not giving up on this story. Just listen and you'll understand when I finish explaining.
For the past three years I've been wanting to do this voulnteering program in the united states. It's like an focalized version of the peace corps where you help around the country in certain Regions. When I graduated high school I wanted to apply for it but couldn't find enough references(this is because i hardly talked to people or knew someone enough to ask) and wound up not goign. So instead I went to community college fror a year. Fast forward one year adn by the end of the first year I applied for the volunteering program. Skip a few months I find out that I was waitlisted. Which means that I'm like a second round pick. If someoen they first asked coudn't go they would ask me. This all starts at the end of next month from what I was told. Well, I was feelign like it wasn't going to happen because there was only a few weeks left and I wasn't asked yet. So my back up was calling up University of Phoenix adn work a system out with them to where I go to school with them but just in case I did end up goign volunteering, they woulddddd know and hold off classes until I got back. Or if I didn't go I would start up around the same time the program started up. Well, I got an email a few days ago that was askign if I would go. ANd I wAS ALL UP FOR IT. i FORGOT EVERYTHING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SAID YES, ABSOLUTELY, AND TOLD THEM i WOULD. wELL, THE THING WAS THAT INSTEAD OF NEXT MONTH ITSTARTED UP NEXT MONDAY WHERE THEY WOULD SHIP ME OFF TO iOWA AND i WOULD HELP AROUND THOSE STATES FOR TEN MONTHS. and I just realized I put the caps lock on while typing this, but am too lazy to fix it, so just, ignore that. I was all happy for about a day until I got another email. It said that the request I got was an error on there part because there computer system was having issues. So it turns out that I'm not going to go because the position they asked me to fill was already filled.
So yeah. I if did end up going I would have told you guys and be all happy but sad at the same time, because that would mean that I might have had to put this story on hold for a few weeks to see if I would still be able to right and do my duties. You don't have to worry about that anymore cause I'm not going. So yeah, Idk I just wanted to tell you guys what was up. I'm not giving up on the story or anything. i KNOW THERES PROBABLY A FEW GRAMMTICAL ERRORS IN THIS LITTLE EXPLANATION. i'M too lazy to go and fix them and my caps lock loves to turn it's self on for no reason so just ignore that too.
So, enough about me. Did y'all like that chapter? I know it was kinda short. and I know, it didn't have Kendall talking about Logan being gay. That'll come up, but right now he's comfortable enough to not care that Logan's gay so he hasn't brought it up. And ooh, Carlos and James. They're gonna be sneaky and try to set the two up. You'll just have to wait until next week to see what happens with that.