A/N: Pssst! Hey guys! I have an idea that I'm really excited about. Can I tell you about it? Okay, so as you guys might have realized, I'm nearing the 100 review mark! So, as a special "Yay 100 Reviews!" chapter, I'm going to ask each one of you that wants to participate, to PM me one sentence under the subject "Cliché Catastrophe!" With those sentences, I promise to write my "Yay 100 Reviews!" chapter as an amazing cliché clash, with each one of those sentences in it at least once. So yay! You all get to help write the hundred reviews chapter! Pretty cool, right? PLUS, all who help me with that will get there name in a "Shout Outs!" list I'll post at the bottom of the "Yay 100 Reviews!" chapter. Sound good? Good! Thanks guys, for helping this work out for me!

The Demigod's On Facebook:

Summary: The demigod's are addicted to facebook! Follow their epic journeys through the cyper world. Wheee! First story, so be nice to me even if it sux.

Percy Jackson: Checked into Camp Half-Blood

(No One Likes This)

Percy Jackson: Hey guys! Back for the summer!

(no one likes this.)

Percy Jackson: Hey… where'd all my friends go? Last I checked I had over 500 friends… this sucks.

Annabeth Chase: Thanks for all de-friending Percy guys!

Clarrise: No problem, I hate him more than I hate you.

Luke: I'm dead!

(500 people like this)

Annabeth: ^^ Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!

(Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Tyson No-Last-Name, and 480 other people friended Percy Jackson.)

Percy Jackson: Does anyone else think this whole "facebook" thing is totally lame?

Annabeth: What do people even do on here anyways?

Katie: I play Farmville.

Annabeth: Of course. How cliché.

(all of fanfiction likes this)

A/N: Hope you liked this chapter and stuff…. so yeah… REVIEWWWW!

How it Should Have Happened:

Percy Jackson: Logs on to facebook:

(no one likes this)

Percy Jackson: Hey! This facebook thing is cool!

(Every Monster Ever attacks the unsuspecting Demigods as they use facebook. That's what they get for using technology.)

the end?

A/N: By far not my best work. Oh well, maybe you guys will have liked it. I'm so disappointed in myself. It's kind of short too… and choppy… and not very comical. Idk, facebook is just so hard to do a cliché parody on… hmph. Well, cut me some slack, because I'm home sick. So yeah. I just don't feel well enough to write a decent story.

Thanks?

Kay, bye.

-Awesomegirl13