A/N: Hey again! So yeah… I fail at daily uploading. It's not my fault though! I just got busy. So yeah, anyways, I have a chapter here that was requested several times by my awesome reviewers. Oh, and I just want to let you guys know that if I make fun of a clichéd story, and you've written one just like it, then sorry. But not really. I mean, I'm sure you guys are talented writers, but good ideas are always nice too. :) So yeah. Although, I actually do have a clichéd story out there. *gasp!* because the first story I ever wrote was a TorD fic. And I have a Dear Fanfiction story, but when I wrote that it wasn't actually that clichéd. So yeah. Just thought I'd throw that out there… because if you get offended, well, the whole point of this story is to offend people :P

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

Truth or Dare!

Summary: all the pjo characters play truth or dare and stuff.

"percy! percy!" screamed nico, totally ooc. "thalia came up with the great idea to play truth or dare!"

"Thalia?" I asked, because it doesn't really sound like anything she'd come up with.

"yeah thalia! i think its an awesome idea and you will play it with us!"

"Nico?" I asked, starting to get a bit creeped out by the way he was talking. It was something I just couldn't place my finger on. It befuddled (Big Word Alert!) me. Then, I realized it. "Nico! You are talking without any capital letters!" He looked at me for a minute, then cought my meaning. "Oh my gods!" He replied, finally using good grammar on the "O." "I totally didn't even realize I was doing that. That is tots hilar." Then, a look of horror crossed his face. I wondered a bit what was worrying him, when I looked up. I saw something coming, but I just couldn't place my finger on what it was. I thought about it for a long time. Then… it hit me.

Two hours later I finally regained consciousness, to find a really angry Thalia standing above me. "Percy! We've been waiting for you forever to play truth or dare with us! Come on. The entire camp is there, it'll be really fun." And she was right. It was amazing.

The first dare was Travis daring Connor. He dared Connor to breath, but Connor started crying. "Travis! Why did you dare me that? You know I'm allergic to air!" Then they both ran off. Then, Nico asked Thalia out on a dare, and she said yes, and Artemis came, and we all thought she was going to kick Thalia off the hunters, but apparently Artemis is a Thalico shipper. "Say what?" She said. "You two are together? Ohemgee. That is so cute! I totally ship Thalico. Like, all the way!" So she let Thalia date Nico, and stay a hunter. Then Nico became a hunter too.

Then me and Annabeth got together, and it was really cute. The entire game revolved around our cute little Percabeth romance, and the other campers came in to do stuff occasionally. And a bunch of people came back from the dead to play it with us! Nico organized that whole "bringing the dead back" thing, because he was totally happy about the whole him and Thalia thing.

It was an amazing night. And stuff…

How it Should Have Happened:

"Sup Purse." Nico said to me, in a totally cool voice. I sighed, and said "What do you want now Nico?"

"Ugh. There's a game of Truth or Dare going on, and your attendance is requested."

"Ick."

"I know."

So we walked over to join the game. It was the stupidest thing in the entire world. All the dares were really lame, like "jump on one foot" and "spin around in circles" or even "sing your favorite song as loud as possible." And not very many people had fun. Then I was dared to kiss Annabeth, and she started yelling at me.

"EWW! WHAT? NO WAY I'M KISSING HIM. I'M A VEGITARIAN! HE LIKES MEAT! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"

"WELL THANKS A LOT ANNABETH! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING OUT!"

"WE ARE! BUT YOU'RE STILL DISGUSTING!"

Then Thalia tried to keep the peace. Of course, I don't even know what she was doing there, considering she was a Hunter and all.

"SHUT UP THALIA!"

"YEAH THALIA! SHUT UP NO ONE LIKES YOU."

She shut up. Then Nico asked her out, and she beat him to death. It was kind of sad actually. Then I come to find out that Travis and Connor planned this whole thing, and then didn't show up. We looked around for a bit, and then I saw them running out of my cabin with bags full of my stuff. I was robbed.

the end?

A/N: So yeah. Hope you liked that one? I kind of poked fun at my own first story a bit in this. Haha, everyone had to start somewhere, right? Unfortunately my first start was filled with Clichés and OOC characters… *cough* Anyways, I haven't gotten 100 reviews yet, but keep sending in your phrases! Thanks, and Review!

-Awesomegirl13