It's sad. Then it gets a little happy and funny again. Then it gets sad again.
Kendall Logan James
(Incoming Call.)
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"ugh."
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Click!
"w-m-wha-Carlos? It's- it's three in the mornin'. Why are ya callin' me?"
"First, that's so cool. You sound so southern when you're tired. But, no! I'm angry at you!"
"Kendall told ya-"
"He's passed out in my living room! He came over and wouldn't leave. Do you know how many pink smoothies I had to get my brother get him for him to finally tell us what happened?"
"Carlos, listen-"
"No! You listen! He likes you! I don't know if he likes you the way you like him, but he cares about you!"
"Who told yo-"
"James. It's not important. He's a mess and you two aren't even together! He's more heartbroken over this than he was when he broke up with Jo! You need to get over yourself!"
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"I'm going to ignore that last comment because you don't know me very well. Yes, we're friends, but that doesn't give you the right to tell me to 'get over myself.'"
"Yes, it does! You hurt my friend! He's never been this messed up! The last time he was, was when- you know what? You don't deserve to know that."
"I know I don't. I'm going to end this conversation before you or I say something that w'll regret. I'll talk to you later, Carlos."
"I'm sti-"
Click!
(End Call.)
"Logan!"
BANG!
"Let me in!"
BANG!
"I have my aunts lock picks! I'll break into your room if you don't come down here and open this door!"
"You have a spare house key! See and what happens if you try to get in this house!"
"You asked for it!"
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BANG!
SPLASH!
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"LOGAN!"
(Incoming Call.)
Click!
"Go away Ja-"
"What the hell was that!?"
"That was a bucket of vinegar and eggs. I told you to not try to get in my house."
"What if that was one of your parents!?"
"They're both working late today. Go away, James."
"No! You ignored me all day at school and walked home. You may be getting better but you shouldn't have been walking from school!"
"I can if I want to. I just want to be left alone."
"Tell me what's wrong!"
"No. Don't even think about coming upstairs. I set more traps and all of them will ruin your hair more than it already is. Just go home. I'll talk to you when I feel like it."
"UGH! This isn't over!"
BANG!
SLAM!
Click!
(End Call.)
Ring!
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Ring!
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RING! RING! RING! RING!
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"OH MY GOD!"
Swoosh!
"WHA-James?"
"What did you do?"
"Yeah, sure, come in. It's not like I was busy."
"What did you do to Logan? He was alright all day Monday but now's he's ignoring me and he walked home! He walked home!"
"How did you even know where I live?"
"Facebook. Now. Answer the question."
"I didn't do anything. He did."
"Wha-"
BANG!
SLAM!
"Did someone just run into your door?"
SWOOSH!
"IS THAT JAMES' CAR? JAMES, YOUR FRIEND IS A DOUCHE!"
"What? What happened?"
"Carlos, you tell him what happened in the living room. I'm getting my last smoothie from the kitchen."
"Why does he look like someone just broke up with him?"
"You'll probably wanna sit down for this."
(Tues. 8:52 p.m.)
Logan! Why did you do that?
(Tues. 8:55 p.m.)
I see Carlos and/or Kendall told you.
(Tues. 8:57 p.m.)
You practically broke up with him!
(Tues. 9:00 p.m.)
We would have to have been in a relationship for me to 'break' up with him.
(Tues. 9:02 p.m.)
Details that aren't important! Why did you do that? Why didn't you tell me you were this scared?
(Tues. 9:05 p.m.)
Because that's all you've been doing since the accident and I'm sick of it!
(Tues. 9:06 p.m.)
And because you told Carlos how I felt! That was a secret and you told him!
(Tues. 9:09 p.m.)
What was I supposed to do? Watch you and Kendall have this unrequited love thing going on until you snap and scare him away? You're my best friend and I'm not going to stop until you're happy.
(Tues. 9:10 p.m.)
Kendall's drowning himself in pink smoothies.
(Tues. 9:12 p.m.)
Subtle subject change. Really. Didn't even notice it.
(Tues. 9:14 p.m.)
Stop being a sarcastic little shit. You really messed up Kendall with this.
(Tues. 9:16 p.m.)
I don't want to see him getting hurt. The easiest way for that to happen right now is if I don't talk to him for a while.
(Tues. 9:18 p.m.)
What about me? What about your parents?
(Tues. 9:21 p.m.)
That's different…
(Tues. 9:23 p.m.)
How? Tell me. I wanna know the difference.
(Tues. 9:26 p.m.)
It just is. I'll talk to you later James.
(Tues. 9:28 p.m.)
I'm not giving up on this. And neither will Kendall.
(Tues. 9:29 p.m.)
Then we'll see who can outlast this the longest then.
(Wed. 8:40 a.m.)
Logan?
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(Wed. 9:28 a.m.)
Come on.
(Wed. 9:29 a.m.)
Just talk to me.
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(Wed. 9:50 a.m.)
Please.
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(Wed. 10:02 a.m.)
Fine.
(Wed. 10:03 a.m.)
I get it.
(Wed. 5:02 p.m.)
Come on Logan.
(Wed. 5:04 p.m.)
You can't keep ignorin me 4ever.
(Wed. 5:05 p.m.)
U got used 2 talkin 2 me
(Wed. 5:06 p.m.)
Like
(Wed. 5:07 p.m.)
Everyday
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(Wed. 5:33 p.m.)
Fine.
(Wed. 5:34 p.m.)
I'll try later.
(Thurs. 4:27 p.m.)
I got da perfect idea.
(Thurs. 4:28 p.m.)
Sense u won't talk to me
(Thurs. 4:29 p.m.)
I'll talk 2 u
(Thurs. 4:30 p.m.)
Here goes
(Thurs. 4:31 p.m.)
I'm talkin 2 u
(Thurs. 4:32 p.m.)
How does it feel?
(Thurs. 4:33 p.m.)
U like it?
(Thurs. 4:34 p.m.)
I like it.
(Thurs. 4:35 p.m.)
Yr like my own personal diary Logie.
(Thurs. 4:38 p.m.)
Dear diary
(Thurs. 4:40 p.m.)
Logie's being a big stupid head
(Thurs. 4:44 p.m.)
And I miss his stupid face and stuff.
(Fri. 3:39 p.m.)
Dear diary
(Fri. 3:40 p.m.)
2day I ate a sandwich at lunch.
(Fri. 3:41 p.m.)
It reminded me of Logie-bear.
(Fri. 3:42 p.m.)
Y u ask?
(Fri. 3:43 p.m.)
Cause it's dry n hard
(Fri. 3:44 p.m.)
Just like his soul.
(Fri. 3:46 p.m.)
See what I did there?
(Fri. 3:47 p.m.)
Huh diary?
(Fri. 3:48 p.m.)
See it?
(Fri. 3:50 p.m.)
I made u think back 2 da first week we talked.
(Fri. 3:52 p.m.)
I'm hilarious.
(Sat. 10:01 a.m.)
Dear diary
(Sat. 10:02 a.m.)
I drank 5 pink smoothies 2day n it's not = lunch!
(Sat. 10:03 a.m.)
I love pink smoothies
(Sat. 10:06 a.m.)
But dey didn't taste good.
(Sat. 10:08 a.m.)
They haven't tasted good since Logie started ignorin me.
(Sat. 10:0 a.m.)
I'll try somethin else.
(Sat. 10:11 a.m.)
Like toast.
(Sat. 10:12 a.m.)
I've been told toast is good.
(Sat. 10:13 a.m.)
It's really good wit Nutella.
(Sat. 10:14 a.m.)
I should know.
(Sat. 10:15 a.m.)
1 of my best buds.
(Sat. 10:16 a.m.)
His name is Logan
(Sat. 10:17 a.m.)
I call him Logie
(Sat. 10:20 a.m.)
Logie made me a Nutella sandwich n made James bring it 2 me.
(Sat. 10:21 a.m.)
It was really good.
(Sat. 10:22 a.m.)
I hugged James dat day.
(Sat. 10:23 a.m.)
He got all awkward.
(Sat. 10:26 a.m.)
I wish I could hug Logie instead.
(Sat. 10:27 a.m.)
He's all tiny and stuff.
(Sat. 10:29 a.m.)
Just rest my chin on top of his head.
(Sat. 10:30 a.m.)
I bet he'd hate dat.
(Sat. 10:31 a.m.)
But let me do it cause I'm taller.
(Sat. 10:33 a.m.)
Taller people are deserved more respect cause of all da tall jokes dey get told
(Sat. 10:34 a.m.)
Like
(Sat. 10:35 a.m.)
How's the weather up there?
(Sat. 10:36 a.m.)
It's da same as it is three inches below me u idiot.
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(Sat. 10:48 a.m.)
I guess dat's all for 2day diary.
(Sat. 10:49 a.m.)
I'll talk 2 u l8r
(Sat. 9:06 p.m.)
Dear diary
(Sat. 9:07 p.m.)
I hung out wit James n Carlos 2day.
(Sat. 9:08 p.m.)
It was fun
(Sat. 9:11 p.m.)
I just wished someone else was dere.
(Sat. 9:12 p.m.)
U wanna know who diary?
(Sat. 9:13 p.m.)
He's short
(Sat. 9:14 p.m.)
Or average height if you wanna get all technical on me.
(Sat. 9:15 p.m.)
He has brown hair dat looks like it defies gravity.
(Sat. 9:16 p.m.)
Brown eyes dat are da brownest of all da browns across da land
(Sat. 9:16 p.m.)
And he likes 2 wear smart people clothes
(Sat. 9:17 p.m.)
Like cardigans
(Sat. 9:18 p.m.)
Ties
(Sat. 9:19 p.m.)
Khakis
(Sat. 9:20 p.m.)
And sweater vests
(Sat. 9:21 p.m.)
I'd pay 2 see dat.
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(Sat. 9:30 p.m.)
Diary
(Sat. 9:32 p.m.)
I know it's only been a few days
(Sat. 9:33 p.m.)
But
(Sat. 9:34 p.m.)
I miss him
(Sat. 9:34 p.m.)
Like super bad
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(Sat. 9:56 p.m.)
I miss you.
I'm a bad person. Like. Uber bad for doing this to them.