A/N: Whoa guys. Long time no write, huh? Sorry. I got a bit distracted, started a few new stories (You should check them out!) and got busy studying for Finals…. so yeah. My bad! Anyways, enjoy this new chapter I'm writing for you guys! Here we go. Shout out goes to Katie Gardner for telling me my writing was great, and slightly disturbing. That's always what I like to hear! xD

The Thalico Fic

Sumry: Thalia quits the Hunters, and falls in love with a certain dark someone. ;) *cute winking face* reeeaaaddd itttt. cause it rox. first fic! flames go die! I like math! wahhh! this summary suckssss! wooooo!

A/N: Got a unique idea right here guys! This hasn't been done before. Nope, not once. I swear it. No thalico stories like this, I promise ya. La la. I'm unique! Wheeee!

"Uhh… Artemis?" Thalia asked the meanest goddess in the world who tries to break up Thalico, "I… uhh… I'm quitting the hunt." Artemis wasn't happy. "WHAT?" She shrieked, causing a huge scene and making even the monsters stop to listen. Thalia let out a giggle, then said, "I'm too much of a flirt to not date guys! Besides. I don't like being tied down. I'm going back to camp! Wheee!" Artemis looked shocked. "Well then. I see we must part ways, and I shall let you leave the hunt unharmed even though you made a vow. Later girly."

Then Thalia skipped off to camp, where she saw all of her friends again. Especially a certain cute son of Hades. (A/N: oh em gee. who could it be?) "Ughhhh. I'm so creepy dark emo it hurts. I don't know what to do, because I really want someone to love, but I'm so emo no one will ever be my girlfriend. Ughhhhh. I wear an aviators jacket, and I'm dark and Thalia's punk, so even though we're years apart in age and we don't have much else in common and our dad's hate each other, we must be meant to be." Thalia looked at the awesome glory of the boy speaking, then she said, "Nico. I love you. Let us run away together!" Nico looked overjoyed for a minute, and it almost looked as though they might run away together, but then the author realized this story was only a few hundred words, so she had to add some more drama and try to avoid insta-lova a bit. "WAIT!" Thalia said, suddenly changing her mind. "I cannot love you Nico. I hate you. I shall shove you up against this tree and draw a ka nife to your throat." (A/N: haha ka-nife. that's how me and my besties say knife. cause it sounds cool. ya know? I just lovelovelove these middle of the story authors notes, even though fanfiction says they aren't allowed. weeeee. wheeee!) "Ohh!" Screamed Nico, like a little girl. "My true love hates me! I must run and cry!" Then Nico ran into the lake at camp, and tried to drown himself. Percy jumped in just in time

And saved him, just as the author realized her paragraph was getting too long so she started a new paragraph right in the middle of a sentence. "Alas! Alack! My suicide attempt failed to work!" Then Nico and Thalia magically ended up on a quest together, where they secretly hid their love. Then they couldn't take it anymore. Nico tried to jump off a cliff, and Thalia conquered her fear of heights by saving him. The author decided to tell not show, and made what could have been a pretty good scene with the right writer, a butcher kill slash fest. Then they all got together it was the wedding of the century and artemis showed up as the maid of honor and everyone was ooc THE END!

Wheee!

How it Should Have Happened:

"Hey…" Thalia said to Artemis one day, as they were hunting in the woods. "I was just thinking, and even though I would never think of leaving the hunt, (because that's not the kind of girl I am,) I was thinking I should go back to camp for a few days. Just check on things. You know?" And Artemis thought that was an amazing idea, so she let Thalia go for a bit.

As soon as Thalia got to camp, she saw Nico and Percy and Annabeth waiting for her.

"Hey Cuz." Nico said, as soon as he saw her.

"Sup Nico."

"So I had this crazy dream that we got married, and everyone was calling us Thalico."

"Ha! That's creepy."

"And disturbing."

"Besides, I hate boys!"

"And technically, I'm a lot older than you."

"And physically, I'm a lot older than you."

"This is a funny thing, is it not?"

"Definitely Thales."

"Don't call me Thales."

"Sure thing Thalia."

"What are Percy and Annabeth doing?"

"Oh, they're just yelling at each other. After all, it's not a cliché catastrophe without Percy and Annabeth yelling, right?"

"Good point."

"Well, Later Nico. I'm going back to the Hunters now."

"Have fun!"

"Will do!"

"Kill a monster for me!"

"Sure thing!"

"Man… I'm glad I'm not dating her…. we have nothing in common. Besides, I already have a girlfriend."

*All Nico-Fangirls appear.*

"NICOOOOO! WHO DO YOU LOVEEEEE?"

"Awesomegirl13. One of the only accurate pairings out there."

"SOBBB!"

the end?

A/N: So yeah… Nico and I… pretty cool, huh? *cough* So yeah, thanks for everything guys! Sorry I left for a little while. I honestly forgot all about you guys! Sorry…. So yeah, don't forget to review! I love youuuuuu. And you now have a thousand word chapter. Whoopie! (Whoopie? Is that a word? Sorry guys for my randomness. Frozen Caramel Lattes do a lot to my brain…)