A/N: Well, it has been awhile, hasn't it? Funny thing how much people like reading purposely bad fanfictions, but if someone were to write a "good" fanfiction that ended up being horrible, everyone would hate it. I guess it just depends on the attitude of the Author, right? So yeah. Enjoy it! Enjoy the pain!
The Demigods Find Fanfiction!
Summary: What happens when demigods find fanfiction? read and find out.
"Percy! I found something you might think interesting." Annabeth said, running towards me. "Come over here to this random computer." I was pretty stinkin curious about what she could of found, but instead of going to check and see what it was, I just sat here and thought about what it could be for awhile. Then I thought about how pretty Annabeth is… then I thought about how pretty Annabeth would be in a—
"Percy!" She yelled, "Get over here!" So I went over to see what she was talking about. "So this is a website called Fanfiction. It's where aspiring writers write incredibly amazing stories about US!"
"Us?" I replied, shocked. I didn't even know mortals knew about us demigods. "Yeah." She replied. "Us. See, what most people don't know is that we aren't real. We're just a work of fiction. Characters in a book. Cool stuff." I was shocked, for about three seconds, then I went to check out what they wrote. "Look! This story thinks Nico and Thalia would be perfect together. This one thinks that Travis and Katie go together. This one supports Percabeth—that's us." She said, and I smiled. Percabeth. Cute name. We laughed for hours and hours and hours about these terrible authors, then we read a story about Annabeth and Luke together, and I got pretty angry.
"THAT'S IT! I KNEW YOU STILL LOVED HIM! I'M DONE!" Then I stomped off, and the author switched to Nico's POV in the middle of the paragraph without alerting the readers. So anyways, I was feeling like my usual dark gothy sad self, when I noticed Annabeth and Percy yelling again. I went to go check out the fight, and I saw the computer just sitting there randomly. I went to go check it out. "Hmmm… What do these letters mean? Look! This one must be a friendship story about me and Percy. It says it's rated… lets see… M/A? I've never heard of M/A before. I guess that stands for Much Awesomeness. I guess I'll read it then!..." Then I began reading. It was scary. It was really scary. It went into great detail about stuff that should not be anywhere. I'm just a little kid! Then I started crying. Sadly. It was so disturbing! I shut the computer, and smashed it into a million pieces.
No more Fanfiction.
How it Should Have Happened:
"Percy!" Annabeth yelled, I ran over to her, completely annoyed that she dragged me away from the last Twilight book. Edward and Bella were getting married! Sorry, wait what? Oh. Yes. Annabeth. "Yeah Anny?"
"Don't call me Anny," She said, "Anyways, there's this site on here called Fanfiction. Where people write about us." She turned on her computer, then a swarm of angry monsters came and attacked the camp and ate us.
Suddenly, POV switch to Nico happened. "Wow…" I said, in my emo-y voice. "That's why demigods don't use computers."
the end?
A/N: Cool story bro.
Anyways, I'm just going to hope that you review this story… so yes. *smiley face!* Thanks guys! Love you all muchly.
-Awesomegirl13