Kendall Logan Camille James
(Fri. 9:10 p.m.)
YOU SEE DAT?
(Fri. 9:11 p.m.)
I SCORED DA WINNIN POINT!
(Fri. 9:12 p.m.)
WHERE R U SO I CAN HUG YR FACE!
(Fri. 9:14 p.m.)
I feel bad. Like, really bad.
(Fri. 9:15 p.m.)
Wut?
(Fri. 9:16 p.m.)
Where r u loges?
(Fri. 9:19 p.m.)
James and I had to go. James was grounded and we had to leave now or else his mom would've found out he snuck out.
(Fri. 9:21 p.m.)
Wut?
(Fri. 9:22 p.m.)
Aw
(Fri. 9:23 p.m.)
Frowny face
(Fri. 9:24 p.m.)
:(
(Fri. 9:25 p.m.)
But I won
(Fri. 9:26 p.m.)
I wanted 2 hug yr stupid face.
(Fri. 9:28 p.m.)
My face is not stupid. It is aesthetically pleasing.
(Fri. 9:30 p.m.)
It sure is
(Fri. 9:31 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 9:33 p.m.)
Stop that.
(Fri. 9:35 p.m.)
Nope
(Fri. 9:36 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 9:37 p.m.)
Never Logie
(Fri. 9:38 p.m.)
;)
(Fri. 9:39 p.m.)
Never
(Fri. 9:42 p.m.)
This oddly reminds me of our first handful of conversations. All we need now is for Carlos to spill his milk in his helmet trying to eat cereal.
(Fri. 9:47 p.m.)
Wut made u change yr mind?
(Fri. 9:50 p.m.)
Change my mind about what?
(Fri. 9:52 p.m.)
Talking to me again.
(Fri. 9:54 p.m.)
Oh. I guess were getting serious.
(Fri. 9:56 p.m.)
Yup.
(Fri. 9:57 p.m.)
Now.
(Fri. 9:58 p.m.)
Spill.
(Fri. 10:01 p.m.)
Camille talked some sense into me.
(Fri. 10:03 p.m.)
Camille?
(Fri. 10:04 p.m.)
Yr EX?!
(Fri. 10:07 p.m.)
Yeah. Wait. How did you know she was my ex? I never told you that.
(Fri. 10:09 p.m.)
Oh, uh, James! He told me. Yeah.
(Fri. 10:13 p.m.)
Oh, ok. Well, yeah, she talked some sense into me about being selfish about cutting you off. It was more than just how I felt. It was about how you felt too. I was just being selfish and scared. She helped me get over it.
(Fri. 10:15 p.m.)
Well...
(Fri. 10:16 p.m.)
Dat's good...
(Fri. 10:18 p.m.)
It is. You could thank her. If it wasn't for her I'd probably still be ignoring you and you'd probably would have lost tonight's game.
(Fri. 10:20 p.m.)
I would hav won!
(Fri. 10:22 p.m.)
From how you were playing before I apologized. I doubt it.
(Fri. 10:24 p.m.)
Don't doubt da Captain Logie
(Fri. 10:25 p.m.)
The Captain will smack you n da face with his hokey stick.
(Fri. 10:27 p.m.)
That seems a bit much
(Fri. 10:29 p.m.)
Then hug it better.
(Fri. 10:31 p.m.)
There it is.
(Fri. 10:36 p.m.)
:(
(Fri. 10:37 p.m.)
I hav 2 go.
(Fri. 10:38 p.m.)
I'm going over 2 Carlos 2 get PINK SMOOTHIE DRUNK.
(Fri. 10:40 p.m.)
I think that's not possible but ok. Have fun, Kendall.
(Fri. 10:42 p.m.)
IT'S POSSIBLE LOGAN.
(Fri. 10:44 p.m.)
Goodbye, Kendall.
(Fri. 10:47 p.m.)
BYE LOGIE
(Fri. 10:48 p.m.)
:D
(Fri. 10:49 p.m.)
PINK SMOOTHIE DRUNK TIME!
(Fri. 9:27 p.m.)
James, we need to talk.
(Fri. 9:32 p.m.)
Who is this?
(Fri. 9:33 p.m.)
It can't be.
(Fri. 9:34 p.m.)
KIM KARDASHIAN?
(Fri. 9:35 p.m.)
Have you finally left Kanye to raise North West with me? I may only be in high school and underage but I'm extremely hot. I can get a job as a model!
(Fri. 9:38 p.m.)
I…
(Fri. 9:39 p.m.)
Ok…
(Fri. 9:40 p.m.)
No. Not Kim Kardashian.
(Fri. 9:42 p.m.)
What?
(Fri. 9:44 p.m.)
It's me, Camille.
(Fri. 9:46 p.m.)
Oh, hi Camille. How'd you get my number?
(Fri. 9:47 p.m.)
And I was totally kidding about the thing with Kim Kardashian.
(Fri. 9:49 p.m.)
I snuck it off of Logan's phone when I came over earlier today. I won't tell anyone about your Kim Kardashian obsession. Unless you try to mess with me.
(Fri. 9:51 p.m.)
You know you can be scary sometimes. Even through text.
(Fri. 9:53 p.m.)
It's one of my many skills.
(Fri. 9:55 p.m.)
What do you need?
(Fri. 9:57 p.m.)
My backpack first off.
(Fri. 10:00 p.m.)
What?
(Fri. 10:04 p.m.)
When you kidnapped me after school and told me to knock some sense into Logan. I left my backpack in your car when you practically threw me out of it.
(Fri. 10:06 p.m.)
Oh yeah. I'll give it to you Monday at school.
(Fri. 10:07 p.m.)
Thanks. That's not all though.
(Fri. 10:10 p.m.)
Don't hit me. I'm too pretty for stitches.
(Fri. 10:12 p.m.)
I'm not going to hit you. I want to help.
(Fri. 10:13 p.m.)
Help?
(Fri. 10:14 p.m.)
With what? You wanna help me get Kim Kardashian!?
(Fri. 10:15 p.m.)
Great! First we need a bucket of banana peels.
(Fri. 10:17 p.m.)
No! No that.
(Fri. 10:19 p.m.)
Oh…
(Fri. 10:21 p.m.)
I want to help with Logan.
(Fri. 10:23 p.m.)
What do you mean?
(Fri. 10:25 p.m.)
I'm gonna join you and whoever this Carlos Logan told me about and help get him and Kendall together.
(Fri. 10:27 p.m.)
You sure?
(Fri. 10:30 p.m.)
Yes I'm sure.
(Fri. 10:32 p.m.)
Alright then. I'll tell Carlos tomorrow and you'll join Operation: Kogan.
(Fri. 10:33 p.m.)
Kogan?
(Fri. 10:35 p.m.)
You know. Like Brangelina.
(Fri. 10:37 p.m.)
Oh.
(Fri. 10:40 p.m.)
Did you know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye's name put together is still Kanye?
(Fri. 10:45 p.m.)
I don't care.
(Sat. 7:24 a.m.)
LOGIE
(Sat. 7:25 a.m.)
I JUST WOKE UP 2 SOME1 RINGIN MY DOOR BELL
(Sat. 7:26 a.m.)
I ANSWERED IT N IT WAS CARLOS' BIG BROTHER
(Sat. 7:27 a.m.)
HE GAVE ME 6 PINK SMOOTHIES
(Sat. 7:28 a.m.)
SO MANY PINK SMOOTIES
(Sat. 7:29 a.m.)
AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
(Sat. 7:31 a.m.)
It seems like that made you very happy. I'm glad those thirty dollars didn't go to waste.
(Sat. 7:32 a.m.)
Wut
(Sat. 7:33 a.m.)
Wait
(Sat. 7:34 a.m.)
Did ya get me those?
(Sat. 7:37 a.m.)
Flowers seemed far too intimate for our level of friendship, so yes. I called Carlos early this morning and talked with his brother, paid him thirty dollars to get you those pink smoothies. They should last you the weekend.
(Sat. 7:38 a.m.)
More like the next 4 hrs.
(Sat. 7:40 a.m.)
You drink those too much.
(Sat. 7:41 a.m.)
You gave drinks too much.
(Sat. 7:43 a.m.)
That makes no sense.
(Sat. 7:44 a.m.)
Neither does your face!
(Sat. 7:45 a.m.)
BOOM
(Sat. 7:46 a.m.)
BURN.
(Sat. 7:47 a.m.)
Need something 4 dat burn?
(Sat. 7:50 a.m.)
I think I'll survive.
(Sat. 7:51 a.m.)
Fine then.
(Sat. 7:52 a.m.)
Be disfigured 4 da rest of yr life.
(Sat. 7:54 a.m.)
I'll manage.
(Sat. 7:56 a.m.)
Wut ya doin 2day?
(Sat. 7:59 a.m.)
I have my last physical therapy appointment.
(Sat. 8:01 a.m.)
How dat going?
(Sat. 8:02 a.m.)
Ya doin cartwheels n shit?
(Sat. 8:05 a.m.)
No, not particularity. The only real issue is my stamina. I get tired if I walk for long periods of time.
(Sat. 8:07 a.m.)
Oh.
(Sat. 8:08 a.m.)
Good thing James drives ya everywhere.
(Sat. 8:11 a.m.)
Not for long. My parents are getting the money from the insurance claim on my brother's car. They said they're going to get me one. Just something with a plethora of safety features.
(Sat. 8:13 a.m.)
SMART CAR.
(Sat. 8:15 a.m.)
Those are some of the most unsafe cars on the streets.
(Sat. 8:16 a.m.)
Wut?
(Sat. 8:19 a.m.)
They're practically made of fiber glass. If you crash the fireman have a harder time getting you out of it because it's made so differently than from regular cars.
(Sat. 8:20 a.m.)
A hummer?
(Sat. 8:22 a.m.)
Only douches drive those.
(Sat. 8:23 a.m.)
Can we get back to me apologizing even more by paying Carlos brother thirty dollars to get you six pink smoothies?
(Sat. 8:24 a.m.)
Why'd ya do it?
(Sat. 8:26 a.m.)
Apologize?
(Sat. 8:27 a.m.)
Rite.
(Sat. 8:28 a.m.)
Y?
(Sat. 8:29 a.m.)
We cool.
(Sat. 8:32 a.m.)
You 'ignored' me for a week when we started talking because of hockey practice. I was so angry at you. I need to redeem myself.
(Sat. 8:34 a.m.)
No ya don't.
(Sat. 8:35 a.m.)
Yes, I do.
(Sat. 8:36 a.m.)
Loge
(Sat. 8:37 a.m.)
Logie
(Sat. 8:38 a.m.)
It's fine.
(Sat. 8:40 a.m.)
You and I both know it isn't.
(Sat. 8:41 a.m.)
How come?
...
(Incoming call.)
Click!
"Logie!"
"You told me about your dad and I still ignored you."
"Logan, listen, its fine."
"No it isn't! I was a jerk so you get to be a jerk to me."
"I'm not going to be a jerk to you."
"Come on. There's plenty of things to make fun of me about. My hair defies gravity! I don't even like that! It's better if it stayed down like it used to."
"Logan-"
"Have you seen my room? I have two bookshelves in here filled with nothing but books! Who reads that much? Nerds."
"Lo-"
"Or how about the limp I get when I walk too long? You should call me the nerdy gay freak with gimp legs!"
"Logan! Stop!"
...
...
"Sorry."
"You shouldn't be apologizing. Yeah, I could be mad that you still ignored me after I told you about my dad, and yeah, I am a little, but you're my friend. You're already beating yourself up more than I could."
"Sorry. James' told me I can be a bit much too handle sometimes."
"Logan, it's fine. Everything's fine. You just need to chill out."
"You need to chill out."
"Stop being defensive."
"I'm not the one that sad your friends face makes no sense."
"It does. Boom! Burn!"
"I'm not doing this again. Luckily, I have to go."
"What? Aww. You're a mean person, Logie."
"Smart not mean."
"Poop. Where ya going?"
"Physical therapy."
"Oh! Right! Good luck!"
"Luck has nothing to do with it Kendall."
"Moment ruiner."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you ar-"
Click!
(End call.)
...
"Did...he...he hung up on me!"
(Incoming Call.)
…
…
"ugh."
…
Click!
"M..'ello?"
"Were you asleep? It's two in the afternoon. Who sleeps that long?"
"I do when Kendall and me have an Xbox marathon of Halo and then he goes back to his house at three in the morning?"
"Why didn't he just stay at your house?"
"James, dude, I don't know. He said something about wanting to be alone. Then Logan had to call me at, like, six in the morning. People up that early should be punched in the face. Really hard. With a chair."
"Why'd he call so early?"
"I don't know, dude. He asked to talk to my brother so I gave him the phone and left after ten minutes."
"Hmm, weird."
"Yeah, sure. Why are you calling me?"
"Oh yeah! Camille talked to me."
"Logan's ex?"
"Yeah, wait, how do you know about her?"
"When Kendall stalked Logan on Facebook he called me to rant about why Logan would date someone who looked like she could beat him to a pulp."
"Camille's like that with everyone. It's a little scary."
"I'll take your word for it, but what about her?"
"She wants to help."
"With what?"
"Operation: Kogan."
"She does? I thought she was his ex. Why would she try and help hook him up with someone's who's straight?"
"Allegedly straight."
"It's too early for this. Why does she want to help?"
"It's two in the afternoon and I don't know. I guess Logan told her a lot more than we know and wants to help in getting the two together or something."
"Fine, sure. Whatever."
"Yes! Team Kogan Activate!"
"That's weird. I'm going back to sleep."
"Team Kogan!"
…
Click!
(End call.)
Bam. Finished this chapter. Not how I would've liked it to turn out but good enough for me. I had the original chapter on my ipod but it likes to erase all my notes on it. I don't trust that thing anymore. Did y'all like it? Camille's gonna be helping now and then next chapter Kendall's gonna have somewhat of a crisis. and y'all find out about his dad more n stuff