A/N: Well. Now I feel even more increasingly guilty considering I forgot about you, but you obviously never forgot about me! I got six reviews within the first thirty minutes of posting! Man, I totally love you guys. So anywho, I'm giving you another chapter as soon as I possibly could, and I hope you enjoy it! (The state of the fandom depresses me endlessly.) This next chapter doesn't necessarily address a certain cliché plot in particular, but more cliché characterization.

The Evil Rachel Fic

Summary: Rachel gets jelus of Annabeth and decides to be a complete loser jerk face about everything.

a/n: I hate Rachel so much, and I'm pretty sure you guys feel the same way, so I decided to write a story completely throwing her book personality out the window and making her seem much worse than she is in real life. enjoy!

I was jealous to say the least. Annabeth. How could she not see that me and Percy were perfect for each other?! We kissed for the gods sake! Just because she comes along and acts all perfect for him… well. She's not perfect for him. I am. We compliment each other.

I raced to the Athena cabin, my blonde hair flipping behind me. (A/N: lets just pretend shes a blonde in this because blondes are dumb and rachls dumb and I'm too lazy to look up her real hair color in the book and ive only read it once so don't judge me! teehee) Then I knocked on the door. Annabeth opened it up. Perfecto. "Hi Annabeth! So since we're besties and all, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out? Oh. And Percy wants you to meet him at the docks later." Percy didn't really want to meet her. I just said that so that she would think percy was standing her up. I'm so evil like that.

Then I raced off to Percy. "Hi Percy-Poo!" I said, tossing my hair behind my shoulder and giggling like a drunk school girl. "I just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out later. You know, around the general area of the docks. I'm a good kisser. And my dad's rich. So we're perfect for each other!"

Then Percy said no to me, which no one had ever done before. I was furius. I cried. A lot. Then I used my super-oracle-powers to curse Camp Half Blood, then I threw myself off a cliff and killed myself somehow. And Percy and Annabeth lived happily ever after because I'm just a silly little ditz who got in the way.

The enddddd!

a/n: wasn't that awesome? definitely how it should happen in the bookz. sorry if characters seem a bit ooc. it's my first Fanfic!

How It Should Have Happened:

R.E.D. Rachel Elizabeth Dare. That's me! Yeah, so I liked Percy once, can you blame me? Then Annabeth came along, and I knew… well… I knew he had some serious feelings for her, so I backed off. Percy is an amazing guy, and a great friend. I want him to be happy, and if that's not with me, then that's perfectly OK. I really, honestly do hope that he and Annabeth are happy together.

Wait, what's that? I'm sorry, repeat that one more time? Oh gods. Oh gods.

Guys. You will not believe this! Apparently, this Mary-Sue blonde OOC version of myself was wandering around camp pretending to be me. Ridiculous, huh? She kept screeching about how her and Percy were perfect for each other… than… she threw herself off a cliff. Sounds like crazy, right?

A/N: Sooo did you like that? I was just struck by the realization that this is my most popular story. Which is odd, because I always assumed Dear Fanfiction was. (just a warning, the Harry Potter one was just deleted, so the original might be deleted any day now.) Anywho, thanks so much for all the great support guys! Hope you didn't mind the long, long wait this time :P