A/N: Hey again! It's me. You know, I really like these Authors Notes because I get to talk about whatever I want and no one can tell me to shut up :) Like, for example, right now I'm talking about how I'm on Word, and I made the text really big, so just this Author's Note has taken up, like, ten pages so far. Pretty cool, huh? And this stories pretty cool too, because I get praised for sounding incredibly stupid. Anywho, hope you like this next chapter! It's going to be about a non-demigod cliché that I've seen several times. Several. With a capitol "S."

Disclaimer: Blah blah blah suck. NEVER MIND! (Translation: I don't suck. I mean own. I mean… never mind.)

The Big Three Band.

Summary: Thalia, Percy, and Nico form a band! No demigods. Completely human. A bit OOC, I know, but read it anyways!

A/N: Sup homies. Read it, review it, love it, because I LOVE YOU.

"Hi… uhh. Thalia." Nico said to his cousin Thalia as they were walking down the hallways of Goode High School. (Two Words.) That's the High School (two words) that Nico, Thalia and Percy (OXFORD COMMA! MISSING THE OXFORD COMMA!) go to along with Percy's long time girlfriend Annabeth. Percy and Nico our cousins, and (A/N: lets just pretend that Nico isn't thirteen here, because I want him and Thalia to be *SPOILER ALERT!* a love interest later in the story, and I can't if he's in middle school. So they're both Juinors, oka?) Thalia isn't their cousin, but she has a secret crush on NICOOOO! (shh. don't tell Nico.) I just accidentally said she was his cousin at the beginning, but forgot I said that and dropped the cousin thing later in the story because I want it to have something to do somewhat in the plot and this sentence makes no since but you're supposed to understand it anyways because you have magical word-dissection properties.

Anyways, "Hi Nico! What's up?" Thalia said back to Nico, he replied with a question… (no duh.) "Uh… Thalia? So I was wondering if You Me and Percy wanted to start a band because I think it would be a good idea. And we'd rock. And go on national tour. And everyone would love us.

"OMG NICO THAT'S A GREAT IDEA AS LONG AS I CAN BE THE GOTH EMO LEAD SINGER AND WE CAN BE A PUNK BAND! YESSS A PUNK BAND! Ooh. We should sing some Blink-182 songs. Maybe a bit of American Hi-Fi! But that would be considered Young-Punk, right? Would we want to go in a more Punk-Rock direction? THIS IS SO EXCITING!"

"Actually, I was thinking we should write our own cheap, worthless lyrics. We can be more original that way."

"Sounds legit." Percy said, completely popping out of nowhere to join the conversation. Suddenly, Annabeth popped up too. She took one look at Thalia, and burned with mad jealousy.

"PERCY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO THIS COMPLETE AND UTTER $(**! YOU BELONG WITH ME! REMEMBER?"

Percy sighed, it's always a fight with Annabeth. "SHE'S MY COUSIN. CHILL. STOP GETTING ALL UP IN MY GRILL ALL THE TIME!" (A/N: I've decided to have Percy and Nico think that Thalia is their cousins, then have them find out she isn't later for drama or something. Idk. It's the best possible solution, considering I keep switching throughout the story from Thalia being their cousin, to Thalia not being their cousin. You know? I JUST LOVE THALICO SO MUCHHHH!)

"I DON'T CARE IF SHE's YOU COUSIN! YOU'RE STILL GIVING HER LOVEY EYE!"

"Guys." Thalia said. "Chill. Go take your scream-fest outside. Me and Nic have a band to plan."

Then everything worked out Perfectly. Somehow or another Thalico became a couple, Percabeth worked out OK in the end, and all the other characters in the series were completely dropped, forgotten about, or made small slight cameo appearances throughout the entire thing in "smart" ways. Whatever that means. The Big Three Band. (A name they got, how? considering in this story there are no gods.) reached Numero Two on iTunes, and Percy has a weird thing for BBQ considering every other word coming out of his mouth involves "GETTING ALL UP IN MY GRILL."

A/N: How'd you guys like it? It's some of my best work. REVIEWWWWW.

How it Should have Happened:

"Uh… Hi Thalia." Nico said, approaching her at camp, while she was there visiting from the Hunters. "I was thinking we should… I don't know, form a band or something?"

Thalia started literally rolling on the floor laughing. "Yeah, that would work out. Me and all my musical ability. And have you ever HEARD Percy sing? Uhh. No."

the end?

A/N: Thanks guys! Glad I'm still getting so much support—even after my super long absence! Mannnn the review count is building, and I want you guys to know that I do read and love and appreciate every single review I get, and if I don't get a chance to reply, it's only because I do everything on my mobile, and that makes everything a lot harder. I do love them though! So yeah. Thanks a lot for them :') And next chapter I'm considering doing a girl!Percy. Thoughts?

-Awesomegirl13