A/N: Howdy! What's everyone been up to? I'll tell you what I've been up to… MARK OF FREAKING ATHENA CAME OUT ASDFGHJKL! And if you haven't read it you're dead to me. That, plus a few other things… you know… Like, school, and no wifi, and moving into a new place, and Hamlet, and reading The Iliad. Average excuses. Enjoy this one?

Daughter of Poseidon

summary: in this story percy is a girl, and her name is Pricilla, and this is her story. Pico de gallo. (That means PercyxNico. Get it? pico?)

So once there was a girl named Pricilla, who lived in a camp full of demigods. She was so pretty, and had long black hair and green eyes. All the other girls were jealous of her because she was so attractive, and I know this is crazy, but I'm actually honestly making the main character of the Canon story a Mary-Sue. Great, right? So anyways, she was pretty, and this other girl Annabeth was super jealous of her. "EW! STOP BEING SO DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON! YOU SUCK!"

Pricilla gasped.

"I SUCK? NO! YOU SUCK! YOU'RE A DAUGHTER OF ATHENA! YOU'RE LIKE… SMART AND STUFF."

"OH YEAH. SMART. GREAT INSULT."

"WELL AT LEAST I NEVER USED THE INSULT SEAWEED BRAIN."

"I'VE NEVER USED IT EITHER IN THIS STORY. SO THERE."

"Why are we even fighting anyways?" Pricilla asked, being the first one to make peace. "I sort of like you."

"I like you too!"

"But as friends, because… you know… we're both girls and stuff."

"Of course."

And after that, Annabeth and Pricilla were best friends. They did each others nails, and had sleepovers, and stuff… Ha. NOT. They actually fought with swords and acted epic. One day Pricilla met Nico though, and they automatically fell in love. Nico was the punk skater boy type. Because even though he's not really portrayed as that in the books, I think it would make a nice contrast for girl!Percy, because I'm thirteen and have no brain.

So anyways, once they met they automatically fell in love. Nico was a mysterious son of Hades, and on their first date they just sat there, staring into each others eyes. Nico was first to break the silence.

"I love your long flowing locks of shining black hair, that glisten in the moonlight like the fur of my cat Fluffy after she's just taken a shower."

"I think your dark eyes, oh so full of mystery, make my heart go a pitter-patter." With that, Pricilla flipped her long flowing locks over her shoulder. Nico leaned in for a kiss, closed his eyes, and—

A/N: Holyyyy cow. That was getting to weird for me to write. Whoever thought of doing this story first: You unleashed your imagination a little to far. Blech! Just… do with that scene what you will…. And as a little extra bonus, for my lack of writing, here is my reaction to the end of MoA. (***SPOILER ALERT FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ MoA!*****)

Me: HOLY WHAT HOLY WHAT HOLY OMGSH ASDFGHJKL I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU RICK RIORDAN HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL MY TRUE LOVE PERCABETH PERCABETH PERCABETH SO CUTE SO TERRIBLE TARTARUS I SWEAR IF YOU KILL THE TITLE CHARACTER OF THE SERIES… WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? THIS ISN'T HAMLET FOR PETES SAKE! THIS IS NOT ROBIN HOOD. THIS IS NOT KING ARTHUR. THIS IS NOT HARRY POTTER. YOU CANNOT KILL THE TITLE CHARACTER MY OTP MY OTP NOOOOO! I HATE YOU RICK RIORDANNNNNN!

RR: MUAHAHAHA!

Me: Calm down Awesomegirl, calm down. Only twelve more months until House of Hades. You can survive this one, you can make it—NO I CANT I NEED TO STOP LYING TO MYSELF IM SO UPSET IM THROWING GRAMMAR TO THE WIND!

-Awesomegirl13