A/N: Hey! I'm out of school for Christmas break, and since most of y'all are taking finals, I figured it would be a crime against everything not to update. S'not like I have anything better to do :)… haha… snot….

Sorry. Mature, got it.

Perlia

Athurs Not: plz read and review sux at writing summaries but PercyandThalia fall and love and I love this shipping THALICO SUCKS AND SO DOES CORRECT GRAMMER. (grammer. grammer. grammer? cringe cringe cringe GRAMMAR.)

"Oh Percy! I don't know if you realize this, but I love you."

"But… Annabeth. I'm dating Annabeth, Thalia, and you're with Nico!"

"I don't know if me and Nico will work out anymore."

"But Thalia! We're cousins!"

"I know!"

"And we have nothing in common!"

"I know that, but you can't stop true love!"

Thalia had come to Percy's cabin in the middle of the night, to convince him they should be together. "There's an entire shipping built around us!" She said. "It's called Perlia!" She said. "Some people actually like it!" She said. (Even trees can lie too sometimes. They aren't all giving, some are quite selfish trees.) Percy however, still wasn't convinced.

"If you're worried about Annabeth," Thalia said, "You shouldn't be. You've already left her for her mom, Nico, Artemis, about a trillion mary-sues, and even Grover if you wanna believe some stories." See, it was surprisingly uncharacteristic for Thalia to convince Percy to break Annabeth's heart, considering Thalia loves Annaboo like a sister. Percy still looked unconvinced.

"And if you're worried about the part where I'm a hunter of Artemis, and can't break my pledge, that's fine too. I already broke it to be with Nico, so if I leave him for you no biggie. Me and Nico are bad together anyways. Either way it's super uncanon."

Suddenly, Annabeth herself burst out through some bushes and lunged at Percy. He ducked out of the way. "YOU TOLD ME FOREVER!" She yelled, anger dripping through her voice. "YOU SAID YOU WOULD GO TO THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS FOR ME! YOU PROMISED! I WAS YOUR FRIEND. I WAS YOUR FRIEND AND I TRUSTED YOU."

"BRO. ANNABETH. ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THIS A THING, NOW?"

"YES!"

"I WASN'T EVEN GONNA LEAVE YOU! BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE GETTING ALL CLINGY I JUST MIGHT. HOW YOU LIKE THAT?" They started getting into a pretty intense catfight, before Thalia broke it up. "Shh!" She shushed. "You might wake up the rest of the camp!"

They both glared. Annabeth looked at Thalia, murder in her eyes, before muttering something along the lines of "I hate you." Percy stepped defensively in front of Thalia. "Thalia. I'll go wherever you lead me. Even though we're a match made in Hades and sometimes I'm sort of jealous of you." Then they galloped off into the sunset, leaving Annabeth and Nico (who never actually made an appearance in this story) crying in the dust.

How it should have happened:

"And then," Thalia said, "I left Nico, and he left Annabeth, and we ran away together." She could barely stop laughing enough to finish her story.

"Thalia!" Percy shouted, walking over to her. "You're back!" Thalia grinned. She had arrived back to camp to visit that morning, and had just launched into a story about a crazy dream she had.

"Wait…" Annabeth asked, "So you and Nico?"

"NO!" Thalia yelled. "In my opinion, that was one of the craziest parts of the dream! I mean, no offense, but that's kind of weird. He's a bit of a creep, and we're really related. Along with Percy. It's just… no."

"I think, how you were describing it, my favorite part was Percy asking if you wanted to, 'Make this a thing,' because that's totally just… not Percy."

"I would never date you, no offense Thalia."

"No, it's fine! I'd be creeped out if you wanted to date me. I'm fine with the whole no boys thing. Boys kind of really suck. Sorry, not sorry,"

"Hey!"

"Ha."

"This is awkward."

"Want to go get some Pizza?"

"Yeah. Sure. Uh, okay."

"And Annabeth?"

"Yeah?"

"You know I'd never leave you, right?"

"Yeah… I know."

"Haha. Bad grammar."

"Huh?"

"Nothing."

A/N: Not my best, but I actually hate that ship more than Thalico. It's unnatural. Just… no.

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-Awesomegirl13