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The DOs and DON'Ts of Kakashi's Little Orange Book

DO steal his little orange book if you want something from him. It is the quickest way to get him to agree.

Kakashi was walking to a secluded area for the day. It was one of those days where the grass was green, the sky was blue, the sun was shinning…you get the picture, right? He also didn't have to deal with his gennin team, having given them the day off. He was of course immersed in that little orange book of his. I'm sure you know which one. The perverted one that Jiraiya writes - the Icha Icha series.

He was so immersed in his little orange book, in fact, that he never noticed that he was being followed. He did however notice when he got kicked in the head. Sakura landed in front of him. He mentally groaned, not noticing the fact that he no longer had his perverted book.

"What is it you want Sakura?" Kakashi asked, wanting to get back to his beloved book.

"I want you to train me like you're supposed too," she said. Kakashi sighed.

"I gave you all the day off."

"Well, fine," Sakura said, holding up a book, "If you really don't want this back…" Kakashi's eyes, well, only visible eye widened. That was his book! When the hell did she get it?

"I guess I'll just have to get rid off it," Sakura said, before taking off.

"Dammit!" Kakashi yelled, before taking off after her, only to find her next to a near by stream, holding his precious book above the water, which would undoubtedly ruin it. He put up his arms in the 'I surrender' fashion.

"Now, Sakura. Don't do anything drastic." She moved the book closer to the water.

"You'll train me then?" Kakashi hesitated in his answer, just long enough for Sakura to move the book even closer to the water.

"OKAY! Yes, I'll train you! Just…don't kill the book." Sakura smiled, before putting it in her bag.

"Okay. You can have it back when trainings over." Kakashi's eye twitched. And he had just gotten to a really suspenseful good part too.

DON'T steal his little orange book just because your bored.

Naruto walked down the street. Having been given the day off by Kakashi, and not having anything else to do made him, well, bored. He saw Kakashi walking up ahead. He had just finished training Sakura. Read: He grabbed his book and ran away. Not that Naruto knew this of course. Then he noticed the little orange book in Kakashi's hand.

Now being perfectly innocent (and you're typical blonde idiot), Naruto had no idea what the book was about, and was curious. He shrugged. Might as well try to find out. It might help with the boredom. And as before, Kakashi never noticed he was being followed.

It was, however, kind of hard not to notice being held down by Naruto clones as the real one ran away with his beloved book.

"Dammit! NARUTO!" Kakashi yelled, as he got rid of all the clones, then took off after the blonde. Naruto was ahead of him, and reading from the book.

"Kakashi-sensei! You pervert!" Naruto yelled, looking back to see Kakashi catching up to him quickly. Naruto turned back to watch where he was going, only to see Sasuke training up ahead.

"SASUKE! Catch!" Naruto yelled tossing the book. Sasuke saw the book coming and had only one thought.

'Target Practice.'

Destroying said book is also classified as a DON'T.

"Katon: Ryuuka no Jutsu!"

"Oh, shit," Naruto said, as Kakashi caught up to him, just in time to see the remnants of his precious book be blown away by the wind.

"Na-ru-to!"

"RUN SASUKE!" Naruto yelled, grabbing Sasuke's wrist, and pulling him away from their irate Jounin teacher.

"Get back here!" Kakashi yelled, causing the two gennin's to only run faster.

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Bye-bye bookie! And I totally forgot what the book was called. I think I spelled it right. Just not sure. No offence to any blondes. (I'm a brunette and I do more stupid stuff than my blonde friends.) The chapters are going to be of various lengths depending on what they're about and how many DOs or DON'Ts there are on the subject. Next chapter: The DOs and DON'Ts of Spiders! Kakashi will make such a wonderful arachnophobe, don't you think? Smiles.

Rune