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The DOs and DON'Ts of Sake
DO allow Kakashi to drink as much Sake as he wants.
Kakashi was a very happy drunk, and a definite security risk when drunk (how else would his genin team know where the ANBU headquarters were, and know enough about the ANBU schedule that they could activate individual pranks for each member).
Even being a security risk, no one was willing to take Kakashi's sake from him. He, while normally very calm and laid back, would react badly to anyone that took his favorite drink from him once he was drunk (unless, of course, he offers it to you). So, other ninja normally prevented Kakashi from entering bars (that was the reason that Gai had first declared Kakashi his Eternal Rival).
Unfortunately Gai was not around when Kakashi decided to take his team out to a bar (why he did this, the genin members of Team 7 were still not sure) to prevent Kakashi from entering (only because he was already inside with his own team).
Naturally, Kakashi had gotten drunk. And being a very happy drunk, as he always was, Kakashi ordered drinks all around. The people in the bar cheered, and no doubt tomorrow Kakashi would be weeping at the loss of several weeks pay. Sake was handed out to everyone, although the bartender (remembering what happened last time) skipped over Lee. Kakashi, being a very happy drunk, thought this would make Lee sad, and offered the genin his own cup.
DON'T allow him to share it with Lee.
"No!" Gai, Tenten, and Neji yelled too late. Lee took a drink, and a blush appeared on his face. Sasuke squeaked and ducked as Lee lashed out at him. Lee then proceeded to destroy the bar.
Kakashi was a very happy drunk, and had a new cup of sake. The fact that Lee was destroying the bar around him didn't even make it through his head, much less to his brain.
The Next Morning
Kakashi woke up with a hangover. Apparently, he had gotten drunk yesterday. A knock at the door echoed painfully in his head and he groaned. He forced himself to get up and answer the door.
There stood the Hokage.
Uh oh.
As the Sandaime made himself right at home on Kakashi's couch, Kakashi wondered what security he compromised this time.
"Kakashi, we need to talk," the Sandaime said softly, well aware that Kakashi's head was throbbing painfully.
"What did I do this time?"
"You gave Rock Lee sake." Kakashi blinked in confusion.
"I…don't follow."
"Rock Lee is proficient in the Drunken Fist style."
"Ah."
"He destroyed the bar."
"Eee."
"The bartender is charging you the price of fixing it. And don't forget about paying for all the injuries that were sustained from Lee's drunken assault. You have to pay those too." Kakashi winced.
"How much?"
"200, 375 ryo worth of damages to the bar, and then the 623 ryo you owe the bartender for buying the whole bar a round of drinks. Then there is 123,486 ryo in hospital bills. The total comes to 324,484 ryo."
"Egnh." Kakashi fell back in a dead faint. Kakashi would be weeping over the loss of his paychecks, but instead of for several weeks, it would be for at least a year.
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Poor, poor Kakashi. Well, at least my Naruto-muse is happy that he didn't get hit, although he's not too happy that Sasuke managed to duck. Read and review, please. Next chapter: the DOs and DON'Ts of Kakashi's Mask. Smiles!
Rune