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The DOs and DON'Ts of Gai and Big Mouths
DO tell Gai that Kakashi called him a bucket head.
Sasuke's eye twitched yet again. His attempt to get rid of his fangirls didn't work, and now even the few fangirls Kakashi did have, were after him. It was, of course, all Kakashi's fault. So, Sasuke decided to get revenge, Naruto style. And it only involved being near Gai and Lee for a few moments.
He could do that.
Hopefully.
A Few Minutes Later
The look on Gai's face was hilarious. The reason for the look: Sasuke had just told him Kakashi called him a bucket head. He actually had called Gai a bucket head, but he did it in one of his 'rants' after being exposed to Gai and Lee's hugging genjutsu thing.
Sasuke, however, left that out.
Later That Night
An ear piercing scream washed over Konoha. Most people recognized the scream as Kakashi's 'There are spider's on me' scream, and so ignored it. The ones that didn't recognize it, were quickly informed by those that did, and also ignored it.
DON'T tell your teammates you're the reason Gai put spiders in Kakashi's bed…again, while Kakashi is in hearing range.
"You seem oddly happy," Naruto commented, when Sasuke showed up for training. Sasuke was, in fact, grinning widely. "Did you finally figure out a way to get rid of your fangirls?"
"No, but it's almost as good. You heard Kakashi's screaming last night?"
"Yeah, I figured Gai put spiders in his bed again."
"He did," Sasuke said.
"I wonder why," Sakura said.
"Probably because I told him Kakashi called him a bucket head." The three genin got a good laugh, until a shadow fell over Sasuke.
"YOU!" Kakashi yelled.
"Uh oh," Sasuke said, before running.