I finally got that thing away from shredding my curtains and peeing on the rug, but also trying to burn the house down.

I went and lay down on my arm chair, there is no way I'm going to my room those annoying teenagers has more than lightly booby trapped it.

…

When did it become so dark in here?

"What in the world are you doin' here"

Daniel I think to myself..

"your kind isn't used to life underground

You should'a turned, walked away from here

But that doesn't mean you can't stick around"

I can see a pair of malevolent eyes staring at my there toxic green ness contrasting to the black wisps seeping from them.

Then comes the fanged smile.

"Don't you escape, this will make you unable

let's get a saddle to keep it stable

Let's get you workin' now, you're in the company of..."

A green light aluminates suddenly op the dark underground place I am in.

And there stands a giant werewolf man thingy…..

"DIAMOND DOGS, DIAMOND DOGS

Livin' underground in a world of thunder!

DIAMOND DOGS, DIAMOND DOGS

Do you think we care 'bout the pain you're under?"

I shriek and try to turn ghost it doesn't work….

Oh fudge buckets.

I run away as fast as I can.

"Do you think that you're better than us

Singin' songs of peace and sweet harmony

You're gonna march to a different tune

And you're gonna have to get it from me"

Suddenly Daniel appears in front of me with those eyes and I have to dive to the side to not be tackled by the wolf man thingy.

He smirks at me and sings:

"You know there is nothing special about you

The upper level is fine without you

Get back to workin' now, you're in the company of..."

And he starts petting the big wolf thingy….

And smiles evilly at me, eyes now red and green and reptile like.…

…

"Gyaaaaaaaa"

I sat up from the arm chair.

"Had loopy dreams friutloop?"

I look up and see Daniel petting the wolf from my dreams, while he is staring at me with glowing green eyes.

And everything went black.

Danny looks at Wulf and says:" I thought he had learned by now. That if you see something scary you

giggle at the ghostly,

Guffaw at the grossly,

Crack up at the creepy,

Whoop it up with the weepy,

Chortle at the cooky,

Snortle at the spooky

And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just make you wanna laugh!

Wulf only snorts with amusement.

A/N Living Encyclopedia, that was a great idea thanks! em should I up the rating? I mean yeah all that I really described I have seen in children's shows actually, so please do not blame me if someone gets grumpy. The song is called Diamond Dogs. You think I own this, you gotta be dreaming or delusional! Cuz I DON'T OWN IT!