Walker was enjoying another relatively normal day until….
One if his guards come inn bearing, in their opinion bad news.
"What do you mean Phantom just pranced in to my prison!"
"Sir. he was in human form we are unable to touch him."
Walker angrily stands and marched down where phantom was last spotted walking to.
He enters the cafeteria utterly astounded seeing Danny baking and singing:
" I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away! "
Walker just slides in to a seat near Skulker and asks: "why?"
Skulker just shrugs.
"Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
open the portal, jump in! "
"Does he mean that literally?" Ember asks.
"I don't know mate." Youngblood says.
"Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon "
"5 bugs says the ghost boy is worse than the lunch lady to cook." Technus says to Ghost Writer.
"If he is better you eat all the oranges that are handed to me." Technus looks at him weirdly but shrugs. "Deal."
"Toss a fig and,
save the date and, "
Johnny 13 just shakes his head at the oddity, while Kitty is giggling beside him.
"bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying "
Bertrand says: "He is too happy, it hurts…."
(whistle) (whistle)
Penelope Spectra;" I hate happy whistling…."
An old tape recorder no one noticed before yammers out:
"Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on …
The tape ends and Danny sings:
"My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall! "
Desiree thinks out aloud: "I'd like to see him try."
"Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home
Someday, I'm gonna go home "
And Danny finishes up his baking.
"Go home!" the ghosts screams at him. Danny just shrugs and leaves the baked goods.
The lunch lady walked over to the cakes and other goodies and took a bite. "Oh my!" she says.
Technus rushes over and says "How is it, how is it?"
Skulker chugs a muffin at him:" Taste it for yourself and quit yammering!"
Technus manages to catch the muffing and takes a piece of it and tastes it and his eyes go wide…
Then he say's "Where are those oranges you promised me?" he says to Writer.
Writer blinks not believing. Technus offers him the muffing. He takes of another piece and eats it.
He then smiled and hands Technus 5 trash cans with oranges…
Technus gawks. "I'm gonna have to eat all of that! I'm gonna hate oranges!"
"Well so do I" says writer and walks off.
A/N Alice chugged this plot bunny at me it was too funny to pass off to another time.
The song Pinkie's Brew (Extended Version). Like I said if you believe me owner you are a moron.