Daniel walks up to me and starts singing and running:
"the race has begun
we must run fast
jump over the mud
having a good time
where's jack?"
Jack suddenly fell in some mud.
"he fell in the mud
are you ok?"
Daniel gave him his hand and helps him up.
"we can still win this
jump in a bucket"
And jump in a bucket they did for some odd reason.
"that looked like it hurt
i know what pain is
it's great to be a live"
Sometimes I don't get that teenager.
"but when i am feeling weak
and when i am feeling down
he is there to lift me up
lift me up over this box"
And a box he is lifted over, I don't get it he could have just jumped over.
"yes i love my dad jack"
Just rub it in Daniel just rub it inn.
"bum bum bum"
And that's supposed to mean?
"eating some pie
no time to chew"
He and jack just ate two pies without chewing, I get that that oaf did that, but I never thought that Daniel would.
"pushing some hay
no time to lose
pushing this hay really far"
They did just that and then Daniels friends showed up with a random line:
"~pushing hay is really hard!"
Daniel starts running in a circle.
"running in a circle yes
having so much fun hooray
got to chuck some grapes?"
throw them with your face
How dear he, throw grapes at me!
"toss and squish and squash and
making tacky jelly
put it on your head"
Oh very delightful Daniel I'm sure the color of my hair is permanently stained purple.
"we're gonna win the race
BECAUSE I AM A GOOD RACER"
"Would you quit that I'm getting dizzy!"
"I am running oh so fast
fun levels are to the max"
jack flies through the air
Oh Holy, Jack lands on me, oaf. And he apparently had apples in a basket, that fly's out.
"apples fall without a care
apples are not meant to fly!
no apple gets left behind"
Daniels friends start kicking apples.
"when small things get kicked around
they just might destroy the town"
oh sure they will I say sarcastically and got an apple to my face.
"when I'm feeling broken down
he has always got my back
life is worth protecting, now
place it in that giant hat!
Jack pops out of a gigantic hat, but how did he get there?
yes I love my dad jack"
I officially hate that chorus.
"now we're racing towards the finish line,
nothing matters once you die but we're along for the ride
and you sacrifice some meaning just to have the words rhyme
in the end it all comes down to just how far we can slide!"
And he starts sliding around singing that line over and over.
"yes, i love my Dad jack (x4)"
Ghhaaaaaaaaaarrrr!
I wake up seaming in anger and there he is floating in the darkness. He winks and fly's away saying: "Sweet dreams, Vlad."
"DANIEL!"
A/N Giggle I hope you like it I do not Own anything of value.
This song is: Sweetie's Big Race (Toastwaffle's Remix)
Found on YouTube, near you…. HAHAHA sorry just had to add that punch line, but luckily I didn't hit anypony.