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A/N : Part two! Enjoy!

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Ziva and McGee ran into Abby's lab, a little out of breath. "Where's Tony?" Ziva panted.

Tony popped out behind Abby's equipment. "Here."

"You need to come with us!" She said.

Abby was standing to the side, confused.

"Why?" Tony asked.

"Gibbs wants to hurt you!"

"See ya, Abbs!"

"Wait, what's going on?" Abby asked.

"No time to explain! No matter what Tony did to you, he doesn't deserve to go out like this!" McGee yelled as he ran down the hall, away from the elevator with Ziva and Tony to an alternate exit.

"Huh? What did Tony did to me?" Abby asked herself.

Ding!

Gibbs came marching in and Abby was still as confused as ever.

"Where's Tony?"

"De'ja Vu."

"What?"

He can't know that they were here! "Uh- Achoo! I just sneezed Gibbs, that's all."

"Where's DiNozzo?"

"I don't know. He's not here." It's not lying, I don't know where they all went, and Gibbs didn't ask 'Where was DiNozzo?'

Gibbs went into her office and realized that Tony really wasn't in her lab.

Gibbs sighed. He'd been so foolish to think even for a moment something as ridiculous as Abby sleeping with Tony was even fathomable. And besides that, she looked genuinely confused.

He pulled his girl into a hug as a silent apology.

"What was that for?" Abby asked as he pulled away

He just shook his head.

"Gibbs, have you noticed everyone acting really hinky today?"

"I'm wondering how to get to the bottom of it."

"You'll come up with something."

"Mmhmm."

Ding!

"Sorry, Gibbs. My baby dinged." She turned away so she could check the results.

Gibbs sighed in relief. How could he ever suspect for a moment that Abby would do something like that?

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Meanwhile, Tony's hideout from Gibbs (Autopsy)

"It's very simple, yes? We just put Tony in the autopsy drawer, so that way he will be safe from Gibbs, and he will be punished for what he did."

"What?" Tony exclaimed.

"You had sex with Abby! How could you do that?" McGee yelled.

"And then you tell me that you saw Gibbs and Abby having sex in her lab to cover for yourself? How could you do that?"

"What the hell are you guys talking about?!"

Ziva was astonished. "Can you believe this, Tim? And he shamelessly continues with the lies! That's it. Open the drawer, McGee."

"No!" Tony yelled.

"He's very chatty as well. Get the duct tape while you're at it. I hold on to him."

"What kind of joke is this?"

"Joke? Even with all of your skirt-chasing, we never once thought that you would sleep with Abby! What's wrong with you?"

"I didn't sleep with her!"

"Found the tape!"

"Ducky! Palmer! Someone helmph…" His calls were silenced when Ziva put her hand over his mouth.

"You bite me, I bite you. And I can assure you that it won't be in any way that is pleasurable to you."

"*muffled call for help*"

"Is someone in here? Oh, hello- oh my…" Ducky said, walking into the room and seeing the commotion.

Ziva, Tony, and McGee's movements halted. Tony's face silently pleaded with Ducky to get him out of his quandary.

"I suggest that you close that drawer and use the one to the left of it, unless you intended on Tony having a roommate."
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