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Maximum (Max) Ride is staring at the sky.

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Fang Batchelder:Why?


Jeb Batchelder is experimenting OneLight

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Maximum (Max) Ride: Not again. Stop it, Jeb! Serious.

Fang Batchelder: Agreeing with Max.

Maximum (Max) Ride: Oh, please, Fang.

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Fang Batchelder: Dylan's last name is Pollimer?

Dylan Pollimer: No.

Starr Pollimer: We're taking this last name because we don't want to use our real ones.

Maya Ride: What she said. :)

Maximum (Max) Ride: Not you, fake clone!

Fang Batchelder: Drop it, Maximum.

Maximum (Max) Ride: Don't get me started, then, jerk.


Fang Batchelder is on a date...

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Maximum (Max) Ride: That's pathetic, Fang.

Maya Pollimer: Who are you to talk?

Maximum (Max) Ride: Because he replaced me with you. You're just a replacement. Any other questions?

Fang Batchelder: Back off, Max.

Dylan Pollimer: Fang. Stay out of it. She has a point.

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Dylan Pollimer is flying with the Flock.

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Dr. Gunther-Hagen: Ah! So he's fitting in nicely, Max?

Maximum (Max) Ride: Maybe, maybe not, Dr. God.

Fang Batchelder: Last time I saw the Flock, Dylan was doing quite nicely with Max. No comment otherwise.

Maximum (Max) Ride: Jealous?


Iggy Batchelder is: making a cake with Angel Batchelder.

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Angel Batchelder is getting a Flock tattoo! =D

Maximum (Max) Ride: And now she's screaming. Loudly. Good thing I already got mine!

Jeb Batchelder: I told you guys not to get those! Matching tattoos? As I recall Max planned on getting 2.

Maximum (Max) Ride: And I did.

Fang Batchelder: What of?

Maximum (Max) Ride: Sicko. But since you're bent on it, one is the Flock wings, and the other...initials.

Dylan Pollimer: =/

Maya Pollimer: Oh, dear. Little Maxie trying to create suspense?

Fang Batchelder: Maya, quit. Not funny.

Maximum (Max) Ride: That's oddly out of character for you, Fang.

Fang Batchelder: So?

Dylan Pollimer: =/


Maya Pollimer is chillin'

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Ella Martinez: Get a life, Maya.

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