I'm personally not very good at comedy. I love comedy but my humor is very strange so this is hard for me. Which is why that this was the last new transformation I did. But this isn't the last chapter, not even close. Seven more chapters to go now.
Amu practically skipped to school. Last transformation now, then they'd all have satisfied their curiosity and would finally stop and let her rest some. She'd probably only then transform with Yoru and Mamoru, and she didn't mind that. She'd get to be around Ikuto, blushing she remembered that either way he'd be around. He always had time for her, she thought blushing bright red.
She wore her uniform, her Humpty Lock around her waist, and part of her hair held up in a red X clip. The meeting was just over when Kusukusu was right in front of her and ready to go. "Okay, okay!" She laughed getting up and backing away. She hadn't gotten a chance to even tell the clown Chara to go ahead before she came at her.
She wears a one piece that is pink and a black tutu that is cut like flowers that each end is ended with a little red ball that ends at her knees. She wears a matching fabric around her neck the red balls just reaching her chest and her Humpty Lock shining with pinkish-red light. She wears white tights and black loose boots that the toes are tipped with a red ball there. On the top of each her wrists is tattooed a bow, up her right arm is a pink heart, blue spade, green clover, and yellow diamond. Up her left arm is a toon version of the Humpty Lock, strawberry, and clown. Under her right eye is a blue star and along the end of her left eye to her cheek is a yellow half moon. Her strawberry locks are let free and she has a big bow on the center of her head.
"Amulet Clown!" Amu called and Kusukusu's voice echoed hers. Immediately Amu moved her body to the trademark pose, "bala-balance!" She said with a grin. Straighten she grinned and looked at the people staring at her. "What?" She asked blinking.
"Wow, Amu-chan, that is interesting. All the tattoos." Nagi said and Amu looked down at her arms.
"I guess so, cross-dresser, though probably not as much as pretending to be a girl and being allowed to be in the girl's locker room." Amu said simply which caused Rima to start laughing.
"Uh...Hinamouri-san, calm down." Tadase said sweat dropping before twitching slightly as the pink haired girl turned to him.
"Calm down? Your telling me to calm down?" She asked pointing to herself and her eyes wide open making her seem very innocent. "If anyone needs to calm down, it is you-prince." She added with a smirk as a crown appeared on Tadase's head.
"Prince?" He asked and Amu smirked before pulling out a random banana cream pie and threw it at him getting him right in the face with enough force to make him fall down flat on his back.
"Where did Amu-chi get the pie?" Yaya asked, Kukai was on one side of her and Kairi on the other and they just both shook their head as the three stared transfixed on the clown.
"Your trigger word is stupid." Amu said simply, "but fun to mess with." She added with a smile before rubbing the back of her head. Tadase sat up, the pie dish falling from his face to his lap with his hair and face covered in the cream. "Eh, you are a weirdo though."
"H-Hinamouri-san?" Tadase whispered as everyone looked at her shocked.
"You like Amulet Heart." She said shrugging, "she doesn't exist. You like someone who is only a part of someone else. You can't truly like her without liking Amulet Spade, and Clover, and Diamond, and everything else." Amu said shrugging, "but your just a little kiddy king after all." She said as Rima snickered.
"PIES FOR YOU ALL!" Amu screamed suddenly before pulling out pies from who knows where and throwing them and hitting everyone square in the face. Rima got hit with a blueberry pie, Nagi with a pumpkin pie, Kukai with an apple one, Yaya with a cherry one, all the Charas had gathered together and they got hit with a fruit cake and Kairi with a pecan pie. Holding two banana cream pies, one in each hand, Amu jumped to Tadase and hit him from each side in the face. Twirling away she smiled and winked before the transformation was undone.
Blinking Amu looked around to see everyone covered in pie and Kusukusu laughing her head off. Amu let out a scream before apologizing to everyone so quick that it was a wonder that she had enough breath. Even covered in pie everyone started laughing, at least chuckling or full out belly laughing. Amu's cheeks felt on fire and she didn't think it funny, but started laughing anyway.
I tried to look up jokes on the internet. It didn't work out. Please forgive me. I am an insult to comedy. So I kept it short so it wouldn't be a long torture session. However this story isn't over. I'm actually in summer vacation. I'm in college and the fall term won't start for about two and a half weeks so I'll have time to update then but after that my updates probably won't be quick.