"Alright Ms. Granger. What song will you be singing?"
"I'll be singing Voldie Got Run Over By A Potter."
"Alright then, Ms. Granger. You may begin whenever you wish." Dumbledore waved his hand and a stage appeared. Hermione started to sing:
"Voldie got run over by a Potter
One who was Drunk and High on Drugs
You can say no Potter'd ever get High
But as for me and Harry, we believe
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Harry'd been drinking too much beer,
And smoking too much pot.
He got a little Dizzy,
And then staggered out the door
into the snow.
---
When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the damn crash
He was laughing his poor head off,
Cause he hit Voldie
on his way back.
---
Voldie got run over by a Potter
One who was Drunk and High on Drugs
You can say no Potter'd ever get High
But as for me and Harry, we believe
---
Now we're all so proud of Dumbles,
He's been taking this so well.
The Prophecy was a fake one,
Trelawney made up to get a job
---
It's not Christmas without Sybil,
All the teacher's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Did Dumbles do her in
or was it someone else?
DUMBLES DID IT!!!
---
Voldie got run over by a Potter
One who was Drunk and High on Drugs
You can say no Potter'd ever get High
But as for me and Harry, we believe
---
Now the goose is on the table
And the Death Eaters all have died
The World was Celebrating,
Cause Harry finally learned how to drive
NOT!.
---
I've warned all my friends in Gryffindor,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a moron who can't drive,
or hit the breaks..
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Sing it, Harry!
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Voldie got run over by a Potter
One who was Drunk and High on Drugs
You can say no Potter'd ever get High
But as for me and Harry, we believe"
"Excellent song, Ms. Granger. Now who'd like to go next?"
Pansy Parkinson raised her hand.
"Alright Ms. Parkinson. And what will you be singing?"
"I'll be singing…"