Voldemort looked out at all his Death Eaters.
"As you may or may not know," he began, "Hogwarts is having a Christmas Karaoke Party."
All he got was blank looks from the Death Eaters.
"WE MUST NOT BE OUTDONE!" Voldie roared, "So we will be having our own Christmas Karaoke Party. Severus, you shall start."
"B-b-but-but," Snape protested.
"SING!" Voldie commanded. Snape sighed and started to sing.
"Here comes Voldemort
Here comes Voldemort
Right down Diagon Alley
Malfoy and Bella and all his minions
Are leading the front lines
Wands are flashing, people screaming
All is dreary and Dark
Hide yourself and say your prayers
Cause Voldemort comes tonight."
Snape finished and Voldie dismissed him. He got to Hogwarts and walked into the Great Hall to talk to Dumbledore.
"Ah, Severus. The Weasley twins just finished their song. Would you like to go next?" Dumbledore said.
"NO!" Snape yelled and ran from the room.
Obviously Voldie's songs are gonna be darker. They're Death Eaters, what do you expect?