"Whose next?" Dumbledore asked, in a near-growl.
"We are," the Weasley twins said together, "And we'll be singing Percy Snitched On Us."
"Very well. Whenever you two are ready." The twins got up on stage and started to sing (Fred/George/Both):
"We broke our bat on Ronnie's head
Percy snitched on us
We hid Trevor in Mione's bed
Percy snitched on us
We spilled some ink on Snapey's rug
We made Draco eat a bug
Gave his dad a big slimy slug
Percy snitched on us
Oh, we're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Even though Dad is laughin like mad
We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cause Mum says we've been nuttin but bad
We put a tack on Pansy's chair
Percy snitched on us
We tied a knot in Ginny's hair
Percy snitched on us
We did a dance on Neville's plants
The Whomping Willow tore our pants
We filled Percy's bed with fire ants
He still snitched on us
So, we're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mum is seriously mad
We're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cause we ain't been nuttin' but bad
We wont be seeing Santa Clause
Percy snitched on us
He won't come visit us because
Percy snitched on us
Next year we won't even go strait
Next year we'll be worse, just wait
We'd start now, but it's to late
Percy snitched on us
We're grounded real good, it's true
But hear this Percy; we're warning you
Next year your gettin' nuttin but
PRANKS!"
Snape walked into the Great Hall as the Weasley twins finished.
"Ah, Severus. The Weasley twins just finished their song. Would you like to go next?" Dumbledore said.
"NO!" Snape yelled and ran from the room.
"Oh, well. Anyone else want to go?"
"Oooh! Oooh! Let me! Let me!" Trelawney squealed.
"I though Dumbles killed her," Minerva muttered.
"Alright Sybil. And what will you be singing?"
"Oooh! I'll be singing…"