Triple songs (Technically double songs, since I only did two of them) since this hasn't been updated for a while.

Trick the Twins is sung to the tune of Deck the Halls

Here Comes Dumbledore is sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus. Here Comes Dumbledore was written by Nejifanatic101.

We Wish You A Scary Christmas is sung to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

If anyone else has an idea for a song (and who'd sing it) PM or email it to me. I'd probably update faster.

"Now, who'd like to go next? Anyone? No one? Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to pull names out of the Sorting Hat." Dumbledore dug around in the Sorting Hat (who was grumbling about old farts and their damn Karaoke parties) and pulled out a slip of paper.

"Ah, here we go. And the person singing next is Ronald Weasley." Ron groaned but got up on the stage anyway.

"Trick the Twins into eating boughs of Holly

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Try to get Snape to be jolly

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Malfoy puts on his gay apparel

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Then gets drunk and sings screwed-up carols

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"

Ron got down of the stage as quick as he could; Malfoy glaring at him the whole way. Dumbledore was oblivious to this fact as he pulled another name out of the hat (which was still grumbling about old farts).

"Ah…Luna Lovegood. You're next." The blonde girl walked up to the stage.

"Here comes Dumbledore,

Here comes Dumbledore,

Right down Privet drive!

He's got a bundle full of joy

For the Dursley house tonight!

Hear the footsteps echo in the

Oh so quiet night.

The lighter clicks

And the lights go out,

Cause Dumbledore came tonight."

As Voldemort watched through his Magic Orb of Doom™ , he gasped.

"So that's where Potter hides during the summer! I must explore it!" And he did so. However, in his rush, he splinched himself. The upper half of his body (minus his arms) appeared under water, where he quickly drowned, seeing as he couldn't swim. His arms and legs managed to make it to the Dursley's back yard where said limbs scarred Petunia and Dudley for the rest of their lives. Vernon was sent to an insane asylum when the neighbors overheard him yelling about Wizards and magic.

The Death Eaters, on the other hand, did not know that Voldemort had kicked the bucket, therefore they were still singing at the Karaoke party. Bellatrix, Lucius, and Narcissa were all singing this time.

"We wish you a scary Christmas

We wish you a scary Christmas

We wish you a scary Christmas

And a not-so-happy New Year!

Bad tidings we bring

To Muggles and their kin

We wish them a scary Christmas

And a not-so-happy New Year!"

The Death Eaters cheered, save for one in the back who booed until Bellatrix tortured him.