"WHAT?!"
Sakura eyed her blonde teammate, sighing as she noted the obvious surprise on his features.
"I said, I'm getting married."
"B-but Sakura-chan…!" Naruto instinctively grabbed her by the shoulders and looked into her clear emerald eyes. "Are you sure about this? Wh-who…?"
"Sasuke-kun, you baka." The kunoichi hit Naruto on the head for good measure. "Who else would it be?"
Naruto gaped at the stoic Uchiha a few feet behind her, then at the glittering band around her finger, then back to her face again.
"You can't marry that bastard! You guys haven't even started dating yet!"
Sakura groaned and buried her face in her hands. "Naruto. We've been dating for the last two years."
A look of utter shock, then realization slowly crept its way across Naruto's face. So that was why he always managed to be left alone with Kakashi on team outings. That was why Sakura had a happy flush on her cheeks whenever she was with Sasuke, and why he had been so gentle with her in the last few years…
"EH?! You never told me, ttebayo!" Naruto pulled at his unruly hair, making a pained expression on his face. "I thought we were friends! I thought we didn't keep secrets from each other anymore!"
"Hn. We don't have to tell you everything, dobe," Sasuke huffed, crossing his arms and sending a annoyed look at his ridiculous teammate.
"And I know Sasuke-kun's not the type to make obvious affectionate gestures, but shouldn't you have figured it out by now…?" Sakura ran a hand through her hair, exasperated. "Well, anyways, we want you to be the best man at the wedding this spring." Her cheeks turned pink as she pronounced the word, as if she couldn't even believe it herself. "Uh, so… See you!"
Naruto stared at the retreating backs of his teammates incredulously. Really? Married? How could they do this to him? He paused, his face reddening considerably by the passing second.
"TEME! You better treat her right, or I'll kill you!"