Chapter 2- Why so shy sensei ?

Naruto went up to Sasuke. "Is it gone yet ?"

Sasuke shook his head furiously.

"Shikamaru told me to consult Iruka sensei on this."

"Whatever. Just do something !" said Sasuke desperately.

Iruka looked up. "Huh ? This is a first. Naruto staying back after school. Looking for someone to treat you to ramen huh ? Not happening. I'm broke. Sorry Naruto… Maybe next week when I get my pay….. "

"SENSEI ! I don't want ramen !"

Iruka stared at Naruto with an open mouth. "Wha… You mean you actually have an academic question or something ? Oh… wait. Sasuke's here. You want ramen from him. Never mind."

"Sensei. I have a question for you. Actually… We have a question for you." Naruto glanced at Sasuke as he said the last part.

"Glad to see you're finally taking an interest in studies. What's the matter ?"

"Sensei…. There's something that happens to me and Sasuke nowadays. It happens in the morning and sometimes even during the day…"

Iruka looked puzzled. "Huh ?"

"Sasuke stand up ! Show him ! " Naruto held Sasuke's arm and tried to get him to stand.

"Baka !" Sasuke pulled himself out of Naruto's grasp.

"Cmon Sasuke. I don't know how to explain this to sensei. It'll be easier if you just stand up. Besides its just you, me and sensei here."

Sasuke looked hesitant but he slowly stood up nevertheless. Naruto pointed at the problem area. Iruka's face turned blue. How was he supposed to explain.. Well ..THAT !

"Sensei. Please tell us. We have no one else to ask." Sasuke managed to say.

Iruka sighed. There was no way out of this. They were his students and he had to atleast try to help them. He got up and went to shut the door. He couldn't have anyone hearing this conversation; especially the female faculty of the academy. Anko would have a blast at his expense if she got the slightest wind of this. He came back to where Naruto and Sasuke were.

"Um… that's called an erection. It's a normal phenomenon. You have nothing to worry about."

"Oh ! But sensei.. I've had a penis from as long as I can remember. Why hasn't this happened before. Why has it started recently ?" Naruto asked.

"This starts when you get older."

"Okay… Why does that have to happen though. Its so embarrassing. I'd die if Sak…" Sasuke stopped mid-sentence. That was a close call. He'd almost revealed his crush in front of a nosy brat and his teacher. "I mean.. Why does this happen ?"

"Well… As you grow older there are a lot of changes in your body. As you can see both of you have a bit of a moustache." Naruto and Sasuke immediately touched the area above their lips. They hadn't noticed that. "This period is called puberty. This is also the time when you start getting erections. It just means you're growing up."

Iruka looked at his two students. They were listening intently. He smiled and continued. "This is also the time when you will begin to have weird feelings. Like… well how should I explain…. Yeah…. You may suddenly start finding some girl that you thought was ugly, super attractive. You get crushes on people."

"Yea… that's happened to me alright." said Naruto as he pictured the sweet and kind Hinata Hyuga.

Iruka continued. "This erection may also show up when you are with or you think about the person you like."

Sasuke now understood why he was in such a situation. He had been thinking about Sakura just before class ended.

"So sensei.. How do I get this to go away ? I cant walk home like this.. " Sasuke asked.

"Umm… Try thinking about something other than your crush. It usually goes down if you do that. Then you may go relieve yourself later at home."

"Relieve ? What does that mean Sensei ?" said Naruto.

"Yeah ?" Sasuke joined in.

Damn. Iruka just wanted to slap himself. He blurted something out without thinking. He didn't want to explain masturbation to his students ! He needed to find a way out of this !

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"IRUKAA ! STILL WORKING HUH ? YOU AINT GONNA GET OVERTIME ! HAHA"

Aah. Saved by Anko. Iruka scrambled towards the door and opened it. His jaw dropped on seeing Anko. She was wearing a tank top that showed off most of her boobs and skin tight jeans.

"Oooh ! Extra classes ! Did you two guys fail ? Iruka… you should teach em better !"

"No they didn't fail Anko I'm just.."

"ANYWAYS ! " Anko cut Iruka off mid sentence. "Don't forget to come to Asuma's birthday party okay ! Bye !"

Anko waved and left. Iruka watched her go and then turned back to his students.

"So where were we… "

"Sensei ! You have one too now !" Sasuke said pointing at Iruka's crotch.

"So you and Anko sensei huh." Naruto smirked.

Iruka just wanted to die. He had an erection in front of two students ! Damn that sexy Anko ! What was he supposed to do now !

To be continued… :P Did you like it ? Reviews and suggestions welcome. :D