Hey guys. Here's chapter 3. Enjoy :D. As always, reviews and suggestions are welcome.

Iruka sighed. "I knew this day would come." he said.

"The day you'd get an erection because of Anko ? " Naruto sniggered.

"NO YOU IDIOT ! The day I'd have to teach you about…. masturbation."

"master… what ?!" Sasuke enquired.

"Let's just say it'll help your erection go down. "

"Tell us sensei ! " said Naruto. The kids were getting impatient now.

"I will on one condition."

"We agree !" Sasuke almost shouted. He just wanted to go home already. But he had to take care of his 'problem' first.

"Whoa… Let's hear the condition first Sasuke. I hope it's something reasonable."

Iruka smiled awkwardly. "There are two conditions actually. Number one. You cannot tell anyone that it was me who gave you this lesson. Number two. You won't tell anyone the scene that happened with Anko just now. Do we have a deal ?"

"Okay sensei. That's simple enough. Deal !" said Naruto.

"Okay. First we gotta go somewhere private. Men's restroom everyone. " Iruka started to leave.

"SENSEI ! " Sasuke shouted. "How will I come ?"

Sasuke still had his stiffy.

"You needn't worry at all. The academy's probably empty by now. But if it bothers you that much hide behind Naruto or something."

"Hn"

Iruka led the way to the restrooms. The academy was quiet. Sasuke followed closely behind Naruto.

"Eww ! Don't poke me with your thing Sasuke ! "

"Don't abruptly slow down then ! " Sasuke growled.

Iruka chucked.

"So sensei… Did you tell Anko how you feel yet ?" Naruto enquired.

"Well… I did actually."

"Whoa ! Were you shot down ? "

"Not really.. " Iruka lowered his voice. "It was long ago actually. We both had just graduated from the academy. We were assigned to different teams and I was afraid we would grow apart. So I just went to her and told her that I liked her."

"Whoaaa ! What happened next !" asked Naruto.

"She began laughing like a maniac and thought I was joking."

"Ouch ! That must've hurt. Did you clear her misunderstanding then ?"

"No. I love the way she laughs. And I didn't want her to stop. The way she laughs without any worries. She even had tears in her eyes, she was laughing so hard. I didn't want to ruin our friendship."

"Oh."

"And you can't tell this story to anyone either okay ?" said Iruka.

"Sensei. We know when to keep our mouth shut !" said Sasuke.

They reached the restroom. Naruto was relieved that's Sasuke didn't need to follow him anymore.

"Okay kids. Let's each take a stall. I'll take the one in the centre. Naruto and Sasuke both of you take one adjacent to mine."

"I don't wanna pee." said Naruto.

"Just go in Naruto. I'll tell you what to do."

Soon all three were in their respective cubicles.

"Ready kids ?" said Iruka.

"Yeah !" said Naruto and Sasuke in unision.

"Kay then. Drop your pants and underwear."

There was a sound of zippers being pulled down. Soon they had their pants and boxers around their ankles.

To be continued... Next chapter will probably be the last.