The Parent Trap: The Dramione Version

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Chapter 3: Sorting and Settling into Hogwarts

The first years made their way to the Great Hall staring up at everything in awe. They were all very nervous about being sorted, worried they wouldn't like their house or that their parents would be disappointed by the outcome of the sorting.

Names were called out one by one and each student was welcomed into their house by applause from their house table.

"Cassandra Granger."

Sandy made her way to the stool and the Sorting Hat was placed on her head.

"Ah yes, the daughter of the famous war hero, and brightest witch of her age: Hermione Granger." Sandy felt embarrassed as students from all years gawked at her. "You do have courage from your mother, and also her intelligence, perhaps Ravenclaw where I almost placed her. Oh, I see you are also very cunning; you would do well as a Slytherin."

Sandy felt nervous about going into Slytherin; she didn't know anyone who was in Slytherin yet and most her friends would probably be in Gryffindor. Yet she always felt she was very devious in a Slytherin way which frightened her at first but when her mother told her that her dad was a Slytherin, she didn't seem to mind. Nowadays, Slytherins were a lot less prejudiced about blood. I guess Slytherin might be a good idea. She thought.

"Slytherin!" The hat declared.

The Slytherin table applauded and cheered as she sat down and those nearby introduced themselves.

More names were called and Andy was feeling quite nervous, she wanted to be in Slytherin but what if the hat said she wasn't cunning enough?

"Andromeda Malfoy."

The hat was placed on her head and he began to ponder on where to put her.

"I see you have much cunning like your father, you also have intelligence, possibly Ravenclaw, but you also have courage from your Gryffindor mother. So many choices, but where will I put you?" Andy suddenly wondered that if she was in Gryffindor people wouldn't like her because she was a Malfoy, granddaughter of Lucius Malfoy the Death Eater. What if that happened? "Hmm, better be…Slytherin!"

She hopped off the stool and raced over to the Slytherin table which had erupted into applause; she introduced herself to some and waved to most other people that she knew.

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3rd day at Hogwarts:

"Well done, Andromeda! The winner is the still undefeated champion Andromeda Malfoy!"

"Thanks" She beamed, "great job Michael!" She helped her opponent up.

"Do we have any challengers?" Professor Marva asked.

"I'll take a whack at it." Sandy said.

"Ok, looks like we've got ourselves a challenger." She wrote Sandy's name on her clipboard.

Sandy put on the protective mask and gloves, and they began duelling. The duel turned exciting as the girls increased competitiveness, the professors were all very impressed how skilled they both were for first years.

They fought and moved around the Great Hall and didn't realise that they were edging closer to a massive bowl of punch. Sandy hit Andy with a jinx and Andy fell backwards into the punch.

"Oh sorry, let me help you." Sandy extended her hand.

"No, let me help you." Andy grasped Sandy's hand and pulled her in.

"What did you do that for?"

"Me? You pushed me in."

"I did not!"

"We could have had this punch for dinner." Andy sighed.

"No, professor Flitwick will sort it out so it'll be fine." Pansy informed her friend Andy. "Oh, but I should let you know…there's Squirt in it."

"Squirt? No thanks I'll stay dehydrated." Andy replied. (Like father like daughter, eh?)

They both climbed out of the bowl and stood with their backs to each other, Professor Marva appeared. "Okay, that was quite a show; I think we've got a new champion: Miss Cassandra Granger."

The other students cheered as Sandy took off her mask and gloves with a smug look on her face.

"Okay girls, shake hands."

They both begrudgingly turned around and gasped when they looked at each other. They extended their hands and gasped quietly again when their hands touched. They both quickly let go and fiddled with their hair nervously.

"Why's everyone staring?" Sandy asked, looking at the other students staring and whispering. "They look alike." Someone murmured.

"Don't you see it?" Andy asked.

"See what?"

"The resemblance between us."

"Resemblance, between you and me?"

She nodded.

"Let me see, turn sideways." Sandy commanded and Andy reluctantly complied. "Now the other way."

"Well, your eyes are much closer together than mine; your ears well, don't worry you'll grow into them. Your teeth are a little crooked." Sandy commented. "Oh and that nose! Well, don't worry dear, those things can be fixed.

Andy's friends came to her defence.

"Hold on I'm not finished, you want to know the real difference between us?"

"Let me see, I know how to fence and you don't? Or I have class and you don't? Take your pick."

"Ladies please it's time to break up this little love fest." Professor Marva said, as the girls stepped closer to each other. "Sandy, Andy…I mean Andy, Sandy…I-I mean, whoa." She said, unsure which one was which.

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"Sorry ladies, two pair. Read 'em and weep." Sandy said, collecting the money on the table. "So that's it, no more takers?"

"I'll take a whack at it." Andy said as she appeared in the common room, she came over to the table and emptied a bag of coins onto the table.

"Take a seat, Malfoy." Sandy said will a fake smile.

"Deal me in." Andy sat down.

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The pile of money grew as the two girls kept playing.

"Tell you what I'm gonna do, I'll make you a little deal; loser jumps into the Black Lake after the game." Andy suggested.

"Excellent."

"Butt naked."

"Even more excellent; start unzipping Malfoy, straight… in diamonds." She declared smugly, putting her cards on the table.

"You're good Granger, but just not good enough." She turned hand and showed her cards. "In your honour, a royal flush."

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Sandy stepped closer to the lake, ignoring the giggles and taunts. She turned and saluted Andy who did the same, before cringing and diving in.

"Grab her clothes." Andy said to her friends and they ran away before Sandy's friends could stop them.

Sandy resurfaced and gasped she got out. "Right. Fine, if that's the way you want it, then let the games begin." She said as she put on a borrowed robe.

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"I'm am so tired I am going back into bed, and sleeping till lunch." Andy said as she trudged through the forest the next day.

"That does not seem like a possibility." Rachael said.

"Why not?"

"That's why not." She pointed to the Astronomy Tower, on the roof of which were their beds. "Must be stuck on with magic."

"No way." Andy said angrily.

AN: How will Andy retaliate? Did you notice the StarKid reference with their beds? Sorry, this was a little late. Please review!