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Filming Began
Ken sat in the director's chair. He was completely bored. As he held a stick in his right hand and watched Randy and Theresa reciting their lines as the camera recorded it, Ken couldn't help but wonder if things would be better if the movie had been about something that wasn't the Ninja! His eyes were half closed and thoughts of the Shakespeare play "Troilus and Cressida" danced around his head.
Ken's eyes were on Randy. "Blah, blah, blah!" That was all that Ken was hearing. This boring!
Ken's eyes were then on Theresa. "Blah, blah, blah!" Still that was all that Ken was hearing. This was very boring!
When the scene was over, Ken walked over to the ice tea bowl and poured himself a cup. He quickly gulped it down and then walked over to Theresa with his stick in hand. "Theresa, what are you playing?" He hit Theresa's right hand with his stick. "You're supposed to be playing excited." Ken hit Theresa's hand again. "You know what I'm playing?" Again he hit her hand. "I'm playing bored." Once more he hit her hand. "If the director is bored then the audience will be bored too!" Once more he hit her hand. "Pull up your socks!" One last time Ken hit Theresa's hand. Ken hadn't exactly been quiet. He had not been using an indoor voice and everyone had been watching him hit Theresa's hand with the stick. Even worse spit had gone flying from Ken's mouth into Theresa's face.
Heidi was not impressed. Neither was anyone else. Sure Howard had been cruel as the Mean Judge but he had never gone so far as to hit anyone.