Lights! Camera! Stank!

by Jet556

Norrisville High is making a movie. Randy auditions for the part of the Ninja. So do Bash and Howard. Chaos ensues. Filming begins. The director of the movie, Ken Finlayson, ends up letting the power to go to his head. What's he do? He ends up becoming petty and cruel and treats Randy's co-star Theresa Fowler like dirt. The funny thing is that Ken is the person who ends up stanked

6. Chapter 6

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Something Completely Unexpected

Ken was really not in the wrong. Randy and Theresa couldn't even act to the point that he, the director, was bored to tears. Was he insane? Even a mentally idiotic person wouldn't have cast Randy and Theresa in the lead roles! Even George Lucas, the master of filmmaking who always created masterpieces, wouldn't have cast these two in a movie. Not even in a minor or uncredited role! Lucas! Scorsese! Spielberg! Coppola! They were all great masters who always made masterpieces! They never would have made such a blunder! Ken was like Ed Wood! The Blunder Master!

What was Ken doing right now? Looking at his reflection in the bathroom mirror while growing more and more frustrated. He wasn't angry at Randy and Theresa for being boring, he was angry at himself for casting them.

As Ken stood there looking at his reflection, he suddenly turned his head downward to look at the stick in his hand. He had used it to hit Theresa. He had been hitting the wrong person. He had been causing the wrong person pain. Ken knew who the correct person was to hurt. Himself!

It was at this point that Randy walked in. He had been angry and intended to give Ken a good talking too for hitting Theresa but when he saw Ken hitting himself… "What the juice?"

And then the vile funk came!

Ken didn't end up looking freakish or monstrous. He ended up looking handsome, non-deformed. Considering how people were supposed to look when stanked this was something completely unexpected.

The stanked, and surprisingly good looking, Ken then turned to look at Randy with an evil smile on his face. "Hello, Randy!" For some reason Randy ended up thinking about John Lithgow. A twice as hammy John Lithgow.

"Ken… Why ya lookin' like that?" Randy really was surprised. Being the Ninja seeing stanked students was common. What was uncommon was for their stanked form to look better than their true form.

Ken pointed at Randy. Nothing happened. This stanked form was really pathetic.

"Good bye, Randy!" And then Ken exited.

Randy ran after Ken… Only to collide into an invisible wall! Randy had been turned into a mime!