Steve was frozen. Not dead, but frozen solid inside the biomes icy waters. Yet it was what happened next which was amazing.

The blood that had flowed from Steves wounds dripped through the vent, into the nuke itself. When it went off, the blood was stripped down into pure DNA. The DNA was scattered through the world by the shockwave, and ended up in rivers, plants, even into the Nether and End, which were now much closer to the Overworld by another of Herobrines failed plans. The mobs inhabiting this area ate the plants and animals, and drank from the lakes and rivers, unknowingly absorbing Steve's human DNA. While Steve was frozen, strange things began to happen. With help from the nukes radiation, the human DNA was taken into each mobs genetic code, and began to control it, to steer the creepers, zombies, skeletons, spiders and Endermen onto a completely new evolutionary path.

Steve was still frozen.

A year passed, then five, then twenty, then one hundred. The mobs now expressed a common interest in wondering how the world worked.

Two hundred years passed, the one thousand, then ten millenia. The creepers now had a limited amount on how they could explode, the skeletons felt warmth and cold, and zombies created a single universal language instead of moans and groans.

Five hundred thousand years passed, then a million. Spiders were now using only two of their legs to hold things, and two to walk on, having lost the ability to use the other four, and were using flint tools to make fire. Endermen began to eat more giving them significant muscles and tissue.

Four million. All mobs in the game were advanced now, using tools and talking the same language, similar to English, and even looked like humans now, walking on two legs and skirmishing with stone swords now and again.

Six million. An ice age killed off all the weak or less intelligent of the mobs, but no whole species went extinct. Yet.

7,500,000 years.. Mobs now wore loose animal skins, leather and wool, to keep them warm through the nights. All except the spiders, who had invented sewing and wore much warmer clothes. Apparently, the "two legged spiders" had evolved to be much more intelligent than any of the others, but shared their knowledge with them. Endermen showed excellent artistic talents, entertaining and inspiring the other mobs to do better things. Zombies showed an interesting admiration for nature, and how the world worked.

7,990,000 more years. The creepers, zombies, skeletons, spiders and Endermen colonised different areas, over time forgetting the other species ever existed. Each forging empires, inventing new things, discovering new worlds, and colonising areas, It was almost a repeat of human history. If any human lived long enough (like Steve,but he was frozen in a now thawing snow biome),

thy would see a Roman Empire, a Siege of Troy, a Battle of Hastings, a Black Death, a Discovery of America, a War of the Roses,

two World Wars, and generally every human accomplishment since man evolved.

7,999,989 more years.

A creeper scientist, Carter Creeper,one of the only creepers known to have the same last name since last names were invented, broke his pickaxe trying to dig some ice samples near a particularly interesting snow biome. As he crafted a new one, he noticed a dark shape in a melting ice formation, and went to dig it out. Then he stopped and stared in disbelief. A human player. And alive too! But only just. He knew if the player was exposed to the warm atmosphere too quickly, after being frozen for so long, he would die almost instantaneously. So he dug him out very carefully and took him to his home.

''Daddy!'' came a small but firm voice at the door. ''Where were you?'' Carter's five year old daughter Cupa was on the porch building

a small house out of spruce planks. He quickly hid the giant ice block which held Steve by kicking it into the garden. It was probably wise for a little girl not to see a massive ice block with someone inside. She had already tried to climb over the neighbours fence to see the animals, and was now terrified of cats. ''Sorry honey, be there in a sec.'' he called back. If ''a sec'' meant 15 minutes, which was how long it took Carter to push the ice block into the garage, where he had his laboratory. He put Steve in the freezer and looked at the ice samples. ''Ok, so he should thaw out in eleven years, five months, two days.'' he told himself. Scientists talk to themselves a lot. Just then a message appeared on his phone. ''PROBLEM. COMMUNICATION LOST WITH SPIDER KINGDOM. FIND PROBLEM AND RE-ESTABLISH CONTACT.'' Carter was mystified. He typed back ''WILL DO, BUT NEED MORE INFO. HOW CAN SUCH A STRONG SIGNAL BE BROKEN?'' The reply came a while later. ''SPIDER KINGDOM HAS EXCEPTIONAL SATELLITE COMMUNICATIONS. TRANSMITTERS MAY BE FAULTY, BUT YOU MUST TAKE CARE. CAN'T RULE OUT DARK FORCES.'' Carter put down his phone and went inside to pack. It was a long trip to the Spider kingdom's capital, Arachnoss City.

Sorry this chapter is a litlle late, I had stuff to do. Be sure to watch this account, as I'm already planning a few sequels... Remember to comment and fav! Goldie, signing out!